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Its on evr1s lips, its "Fuel Subsidy", lets c what it can
cause:
1.Guys nd Artist will start posing with 50kegs of
petrol in pictures and videos.

2.People who have gone to the village for holiday
might not return.

3.My neighborhood is dead silent not even 1
generator can be heard.
4.Bicycle sellers report high rise in sales.

5.You can deposit your fuel at zenith bank,guarantee
bank or any bank close 2 you.

6.Bride price will increase and may even include
25litres of petrol.

7.Dont be shocked if u re slapped for trying to burn a thief with petrol.

8.Barbing Saloon:Nepa 200, Gen 800.

9."Walk out" will be a popular thing among lovers.

10.No more accidents,it will be knee and ankle
dislocations.

11.Gurl:i like going to expensive places,Boy:Meet me at Mobil filling station by 4.

12.Rihanna ft GEJ shut up and walk

13.QPR vs SWANSEA N200, BARCA vs REAL MADRID
N1000

14.Resident:what do you care for, Visitor:I'll take
petrol,
15."If you see me trekking by holla at ur Boy



chai i don laugh pour away d remaining 2 litres wey dey inside my generator.[color=][/color]

chuckles

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and
asked the baker to inscribe the wedding cake with
"1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love,
but perfect love casts out fear." The baker evidently
lost the scripture reference, but working from
memory, beautifully inscribed on the cake "John 4:18". Imagine the shock on the few faithful who
looked up the reference to read: "For you have had
five husbands, and the man you have now is not
your husband." said Jesus to the woman of Samaria.
Friends, Now I ask, If you were the couple what will
you do to the baker?

he must eat d cake ryt in front of every1

Chai! Dat one na bad thing oh. . . ! Before i strangle him, i'll make him say a public apology dat its his handwork.

A lady gave birth to a bouncing baby boy at nearby
hospital in my area dis morning, and the baby was
laughing instead of crying, the more the nurse tried to
beat the baby boy, dis prompt him to increased his
laughing, the doctor now noticed that the baby boy
was holding something in his hand and when they forced the hand to open, they found three (3) tablets
of abortion pills and the baby boy turn and look at his
mother, saying "NO WEAPON THAT FASHIONED
AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER"

Premiership clubs in relation to students

Man united is like a student that doesn’t read
throughout the semester but reads for exams and
comes first at the end.
Arsenal is the youngest boy in class, very brilliant
but always has exam fever He manages to still be
among the best in the class
Chelsea is the big bully of the class. He comes first
sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with
his performance
Liverpool always wants to claim he is the best
because his father was the best during his time in
the same school.
Man city is the son of the richest man in town. His
parents have hired the best lesson teachers to
coach him. . He is starting to contest with the guys
at the top.
As for tottenham. He doesn’t really want to be first,
all he wants is to be better than Arsenal, his next
door neighbor ::. Shey Na True??

Friends i'm on a hot seat on who want to be a
millionaire about to win 10 million naira and the last
question is, How do you tell a blind,deaf,dumb man that his father
is dead? Answer this question correctly and we will share the
money in two equal part ( 50-50) dat is 5 million for
me and 5 million for you

in the land of BOKO HARAM and time of FUEL
SUBSIDY the
destiny of a great country rests on the shoulders of a
confused PRESIDENT his name, ?

BREAKING NEWS: Okada killed two pple inside trailler"
"C ronaldo impreginate Funke Akindele" "Lil Wayne
features" "Pasuma in his new single" "Eyinmba wan
sign Messi dis January" "Baba suwe joined Illuminati,
signed in by Jay z" "Beyonce is in love with Terry G"
"Patience Egbere Jonathan wan write JAMB " "primary skul pupils don dey graduate at class prmy
2" "University and Polythecnic students are now
putting on skul uniforms" "Obama claims EDO STATE
as his home town" "new Arsenal manager is
olusegun obasanjo" "Chris Brown wear agbada and
slipers go grammy awards" Try put a smile on your face no matter condition, feyin eee=)) forget fuel
subsidy,

Nice, man. u try,

In your life you meet people. Some you never think
about again. Some you wonder what happened to
them. There are some that you wonder if they ever
think about you. And then there are some you wish
you never had to think about again, but you do

A man was carrying a bag , and was walkin
around Igbudu Market in Warri, When a thief
suddenly wanted to snatch d bag frm him, not
knowin dat d man was holdin d bag tightly. The man and d thief were strugglin &dragging d bag
when a police man came,arrested them & took them
to d Police Station.
OFFICER: (shoutin) Who get dis bag? MAN: Officer, I'm d owner.
THIEF: Oga, no mind dis man o, d bag na my own.
MAN: Since he's draggin it, let me go home & get d
reciept 2show dat I'm d owner.
OFFICER: OK,I give u 30min. THE OFFICER AND THE THIEF WAITED FOR MORE THAN
3HOURS THE MAN DIDN'T RETURN,SO D THIEF STARTED
COMPLAININ .

THIEF: Officer,u see now,d man don discharge,I tell u
say d bag na my own, shey u don believe me now? OFFICER: Yes,u say it but I no fit just give u like dat,B4
I go giv am 2u,I must know wetin dey inside. Oya
open make we see. AS THEY OPENED D BAG, THEY SAW A HUMAN HEAD
INSIDE.
OFFICER: JESUS! Oboy so u be ogboni? E don red for u
2day . . Ur own don finish . . U no buy form but u don
gain admission into Kirikiri Maximum . .
THIEF: (Crying) Aha! Officer, no be me get d bag o, I
Just dey pass o!. .

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In a maths exam,edward suddenly pushed away his
writing table,put his paper on the floor and
continued writing.The curious invigilator asked him
why he was sitting on the bare floor and
writing.edward replied,"Sir,question two said,without
using tables,calculate the following''



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