Benefits of Fuel Subsidy Removal :

1) Science has proven that long distance trekking due to insufficient transport fare can help cure Obesity in men and women.

2) Nigerians of all ages have returned to the shouts of "UP NEPA" at the flash of light by PHCN, because they now recognize their importance.

3) The difference between the Rich and the Poor now in Nigeria is the number of hours you put on your Gen daily. 

4) It has been discovered within 48hours that most Bankers, Architects, Doctors and Engineers are now loosing their girl friends to Managers and Pump Attendants of Petrol Stations.

Man : Sir, I need a salary increase.

Boss: That can only happen if your start fueling the generator at the office.
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Mechanic : Oga go home! Don't worry your car is safe at our workshop. After all no one needs to steal a Volks Wagon beetle car.

Customer : I know my car is safe, but what about the fuel in my tank.
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Woman : Honey can I borrow your Honda Accord Car to the party?

Man : No problem dear, take the Mecedez Benz Jeep though.

Woman : *surprised* Honey! when did you start to let anyone drive your jeep?

Man : When I realized I saved more money driving my Honda car.
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giggles once

@Dyt,
If you giggle once that means "I try small" shey?

^Yeah, you try.

giggles twice

@op, ur head dey there digbi