If you’ve ever been in a Nigerian university, you already know every department has its own unique "flavor." Some are filled with bookworms, others are full of party animals, and a few? Well… let's just say you’ll need to hold your wallet tight.

So, let’s break it down department by department—and don’t be offended if you see yours here. Truth is bitter, but na facts we go talk!


🏥 Department with the Highest Number of Coded Runz girls – NURSING

If you’re looking for baddies with fine face, tiny waist, and scrubs that hug their curves too tight, nursing is the place. These babes know how to "care" for people, but let’s just say, some of them extend that care beyond the hospital wards. You think you’re dating a nurse? Bros, check her shift schedule well o!


🎙️ Department with the Highest Number of Talk-Actives – MASS COMMUNICATION

If you mistakenly start a conversation with a Mass Com student, just prepare yourself like you’re entering an oral exam. These people can talk from Lagos to London without stopping for water. Even their sleep talk is well-structured like a news report.


🌱 Department with the Highest Number of Dirty Boys – AGRIC & FST (Food Science & Technology)

If you see a guy wearing slippers with cracked heels, dirt under his nails, and smelling of fertilizer, just know he's from Agric. These ones don’t bath regularly because "we work with nature." And FST boys? If they ever offer you food, check if it’s experimental o!


🚧 Department with the Highest Number of Muscular Girls – CIVIL ENGINEERING

These girls don’t do "baby girl life." Their biceps alone can carry a bag of cement. If your babe is a Civil Engineer, she can help you fight your landlord and even build your future house by herself. No stress!


⚖️ Department with the Highest Number of Arguments – LAW

Law students don’t just talk, they argue with sense and confidence. Even if you greet them "Good morning," they will first define "morning" under Section 2, Subsection 4 of the Nigerian Time Act. Bros, avoid dating a Law babe if you hate arguments—she will win every fight before you even open mouth.


🧪 Department with the Most Serious Students – CHEMISTRY

These ones read like their life depends on it (and to be honest, it does). If you mistakenly interrupt their study session, they will look at you like one chemical reaction that failed. But no wahala, at least their future is "stable."

🧫 Department with the Highest Number of Dullards – MICROBIOLOGY

These ones will cram "Bacillus anthracis" today and forget it tomorrow. After graduation, if you ask them the difference between bacteria and virus, they’ll say "I don forget that one o."


💉 Department with the Highest Number of Ajebutter (Rich Kids) – MEDICINE

Medical students be acting like they are the most important people on campus. Their parents send them weekly allowance in dollars and they spend half of their time complaining about "stress." Meanwhile, na them dey chop life pass.

🕵️ Department with the Highest Number of Thieves – PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION

If you ever lost something in a class with Pub Admin students, just count it as charity. These guys don’t steal, they "divert resources" like politicians. If you mistakenly borrow a biro from them, just go and buy another one.

📖 Department with the Highest Number of "I Can Work Anywhere With My Degree" Attitude – SOCIOLOGY

Sociology students believe they are too versatile. Ask them their career plan, and they’ll say:
✔️ "I can work in HR."
✔️ "I can work in the bank."
✔️ "I can be a politician."
Bros, just say you’re confused.


📚 Department with the Highest Number of Crammers – ENGLISH

These ones don't study, they cram and pour everything out during exams. Their motto is "Forget after writing." If you ask them to define "onomatopoeia" after graduation, na wahala be that.


🧠 Department with the Highest Number of Mumus – PHILOSOPHY

Philosophy students overthink simple things. Instead of greeting you with "Hi," they’ll ask:
❓ "What is Hi? What is the meaning of greeting?"
❓ "If I say Hi, does that mean I exist?"
Abeg, shift!

💻 Department with the Highest Number of Fresh Boys & Yahoo Boys – COMPUTER SCIENCE

If you see a light-skinned guy with earrings, iPhone, and expensive sneakers, just know he's a Comp Sci student. Some are coding websites, others are coding "client format."


👔 Department with the Best Corporate Dressing – ACCOUNTING

Accountants dress like they are going for job interviews every day. Even under the hot sun, these guys are rocking suit and tie.

🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Stingy Guys – ECONOMICS & POLITICAL SCIENCE

These guys have money, but you will never see it. If you date them, be ready to split bills 50-50, even on your birthday. They believe in "economic management of resources."


⚰️ Department with the Highest Number of Ugly Girls – PHYSICS

For some reason, Physics babes dey always resemble Einstein. Maybe it's all the calculations, but beauty and Physics no too mix.

🎭 Department with the Highest Number of Talented & Tomboy Girls – ANATOMY

These girls are either future surgeons or footballers. If you have an Anatomy babe, better get ready for "boyfriend treatment"—because she’s the one who will open doors for you.

🏫 Faculty with the Most Confused People – EDUCATION

Education students? Even they don’t know what they are doing. Inside Education, you will find:
✔️ TVE
✔️ AVE
✔️ HVE
✔️ EVE
Bros, na confusion full there!

💊 Department with the Highest Number of Sleep-Deprived Zombies – PHARMACY

Pharmacy students don’t sleep. If you mistakenly date a Pharmacy student, be ready for midnight calls—but not the romantic type. Instead, she’ll be crying about drug interactions and pharmacokinetics.


🦴 Department with the Highest Number of Proud Students – RADIOGRAPHY

Radiography students move around like they are the CEO of X-ray machines. They always say:
✔️ "Do you know I see what doctors cannot see?"
Bros, just snap your ribs and be going.


🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Local-Minded Boys – MEDICAL LAB SCIENCE (MLS)

These ones believe they are better than everyone in the medical field. They will tell you,
✔️ "Without us, doctors cannot diagnose anything!"
Okay, bros, take your test tube and shift.


📐 Department with the Highest Number of Invisible Students – QUANTITY SURVEY

Nobody really knows what Quantity Survey students do. They exist, but at the same time, they don’t. You’ll only see them when money is involved.


✝️ Department with the Highest Number of Pretenders – RELIGIOUS STUDIES

These ones pray in the morning and fornicate at night. The brothers will preach to you about "keeping yourself pure" while still texting hostel girls "WYD? 😏" at midnight.

🌿 Department with the Most "Confused Scientists" – BIOLOGY

Biology students be learning about plants, animals, cells, and evolution, but after graduation, they are the first to sell human hair and organic skincare products. Instead of working in a lab, they end up saying:
✔️ "This soap will clear your acne in 7 days!"
Bros, na lecturer teach you that one?


📏 Department with the Highest Number of People Who Regret Their Life Choices – MATHEMATICS

Mathematics students start off thinking they’ll be the next Einstein. Then reality hits when they enter 400 level and they’re solving equations that even AI cannot explain. Their favorite phrase is:
✔️ "I fit change course like this?"
Bros, it’s too late! Just solve your X and move on.


🗺️ Department with the Most Lost Students – GEOGRAPHY

Geography students will teach you longitude and latitude, but ask them for directions to a place, they’ll still use Google Maps. These ones know about the climate of Antarctica but can’t predict if it will rain in their own area.


🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Students That Look Like Mad Scientists – BIOCHEMISTRY

Biochemistry students always look stressed. Their entire life is just chemical formulas and lab coats stained with things nobody understands. They will tell you:
✔️ "I can work in pharmaceuticals, hospitals, and research."
But after graduation, they’re teaching in secondary schools.


🏡 Department with the Highest Number of Students Who Think They’re Landlords – ESTATE MANAGEMENT

These ones believe they will own all the houses in Lekki one day. They talk about "real estate" and "passive income," but if you check well, most of them are still squatting in hostel.


📐 Department with the Most Perfectionists – ARCHITECTURE

Architect students? Forget it! These ones don’t sleep! They’re always drawing one impossible house design that no one will ever build.
They will complain:
✔️ "I haven’t slept in 3 days because of this project."
Bros, nobody send you o!

Final Thoughts – No Vex, Just Facts!

If you laughed, you have sense of humor. If you’re offended, truth dey pain.

Which one do you agree or disagree with? Drop your thoughts! Tag your friends! Let’s laugh together!

Which department do you think is the worst? Let’s settle this once and for all!

Pub admin boys

netricoin:
Pub admin boys

You sound like a very excited 9 year old.

Mathematics and education really crack my ribs while laughing. Joke apart you are not far from the truth. Just that in life, what you studied in school might not be the definition of your success.

Department of civil Engineering is really not correct..
As a graduate from that department in one o the top universities in Nigeria, I can tell you that civil Engineering girl's are very far from that, they're beautiful/intelligent,
Like seriously...

Maybe mechanical engineering department can relate to that 😅

Anatomy girls . Op, you don't mean it, do you? 😄😂🤨

For that MICROBIOLOGY, it is not as if they are dullards

Most don't practice after graduation due to the Nigerian system, so they forget all they have learnt.

They are not allowed to practice, their role is increasingly being diminished in Nigeria.

Hospitals❌ diagnostic laboratory ❌NGOs❌
They are restricted from contributing their expertise in the above.

Most real estate management students later become land lords...I studied physics our girls fine small sha, the rest are so funny and correct

Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public Admin, Business Admin and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.

Wetin philosophy do you 🤣🤣🤣

I don laff sotee my oyibo children don dey ask, 'dad what's so funny 'bout what you reading '?

Up Accounting Dept
But we no dey wear tie and suit like that unlike Banking and finance students

My Department no dey dia.
Always exempted or missed in the scheme of affairs 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Lol 😂
You are a creatively talented writer

Law and Sociology, so true.
I have them both and you described them perfectly.

Ndi radiography and med lab with their grandiosity of “without us doctors cannot function”… 😩😂🤣

ItisWell22:
Law and Sociology, so true.
I have them both and you described them perfectly.

Ndi radiography and med lab with their grandiosity of “without us doctors cannot function”… 😩😂🤣

He nailed that MedLab.
Seems they teach them Grandiosity in school.
Ordinary MedLab.
MedLab should be an accelerated program in Nigeria. Some courses should never exceed 2 years duration.
Just imagine spending 4 years in school studying English/Literature, Philosophy and political science?

Microbiology

APOPTOSIS:
My Department no dey dia.
Always exempted or missed in the scheme of affairs 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Which department is that

Bollocks!!

What rubbish is this?

franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public Admin, Business Admin and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.

Are there no brainy students in computer science, statistics? Mathematics? Physics, pure and applied physics?

Una dey catch cruise sha

u can't but envy those peepz in Bus Adm,Acc.Some of them will come to sch do registration, pay sch kudi.,settle this N dat(only the initiate go sabi)0Laff/banter with u for a week and b4 u say NATASHA 😉 🤔 😏, dem do reach,Lagos,Abuja etc to go flex.Dey hardly spillovers. U go see Second class upper/lower full there. .Go to Faculty of Engineering, science, Arts,Education where SU/deeper life full ground. If Righteousness2 nor snitch u ,Sister Bose go do u strong things with their Deeper lecturers

I like Nurses

Kalatium:
If you’ve ever been in a Nigerian university, you already know every department has its own unique "flavor." Some are filled with bookworms, others are full of party animals, and a few? Well… let's just say you’ll need to hold your wallet tight.

So, let’s break it down department by department—and don’t be offended if you see yours here. Truth is bitter, but na facts we go talk!


🏥 Department with the Highest Number of Coded Runz girls – NURSING

If you’re looking for baddies with fine face, tiny waist, and scrubs that hug their curves too tight, nursing is the place. These babes know how to "care" for people, but let’s just say, some of them extend that care beyond the hospital wards. You think you’re dating a nurse? Bros, check her shift schedule well o!


🎙️ Department with the Highest Number of Talk-Actives – MASS COMMUNICATION

If you mistakenly start a conversation with a Mass Com student, just prepare yourself like you’re entering an oral exam. These people can talk from Lagos to London without stopping for water. Even their sleep talk is well-structured like a news report.


🌱 Department with the Highest Number of Dirty Boys – AGRIC & FST (Food Science & Technology)

If you see a guy wearing slippers with cracked heels, dirt under his nails, and smelling of fertilizer, just know he's from Agric. These ones don’t bath regularly because "we work with nature." And FST boys? If they ever offer you food, check if it’s experimental o!


🚧 Department with the Highest Number of Muscular Girls – CIVIL ENGINEERING

These girls don’t do "baby girl life." Their biceps alone can carry a bag of cement. If your babe is a Civil Engineer, she can help you fight your landlord and even build your future house by herself. No stress!


⚖️ Department with the Highest Number of Arguments – LAW

Law students don’t just talk, they argue with sense and confidence. Even if you greet them "Good morning," they will first define "morning" under Section 2, Subsection 4 of the Nigerian Time Act. Bros, avoid dating a Law babe if you hate arguments—she will win every fight before you even open mouth.


🧪 Department with the Most Serious Students – CHEMISTRY

These ones read like their life depends on it (and to be honest, it does). If you mistakenly interrupt their study session, they will look at you like one chemical reaction that failed. But no wahala, at least their future is "stable."

🧫 Department with the Highest Number of Dullards – MICROBIOLOGY

These ones will cram "Bacillus anthracis" today and forget it tomorrow. After graduation, if you ask them the difference between bacteria and virus, they’ll say "I don forget that one o."


💉 Department with the Highest Number of Ajebutter (Rich Kids) – MEDICINE

Medical students be acting like they are the most important people on campus. Their parents send them weekly allowance in dollars and they spend half of their time complaining about "stress." Meanwhile, na them dey chop life pass.

🕵️ Department with the Highest Number of Thieves – PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION

If you ever lost something in a class with Pub Admin students, just count it as charity. These guys don’t steal, they "divert resources" like politicians. If you mistakenly borrow a biro from them, just go and buy another one.

📖 Department with the Highest Number of "I Can Work Anywhere With My Degree" Attitude – SOCIOLOGY

Sociology students believe they are too versatile. Ask them their career plan, and they’ll say:
✔️ "I can work in HR."
✔️ "I can work in the bank."
✔️ "I can be a politician."
Bros, just say you’re confused.


📚 Department with the Highest Number of Crammers – ENGLISH

These ones don't study, they cram and pour everything out during exams. Their motto is "Forget after writing." If you ask them to define "onomatopoeia" after graduation, na wahala be that.


🧠 Department with the Highest Number of Mumus – PHILOSOPHY

Philosophy students overthink simple things. Instead of greeting you with "Hi," they’ll ask:
❓ "What is Hi? What is the meaning of greeting?"
❓ "If I say Hi, does that mean I exist?"
Abeg, shift!

💻 Department with the Highest Number of Fresh Boys & Yahoo Boys – COMPUTER SCIENCE

If you see a light-skinned guy with earrings, iPhone, and expensive sneakers, just know he's a Comp Sci student. Some are coding websites, others are coding "client format."


👔 Department with the Best Corporate Dressing – ACCOUNTING

Accountants dress like they are going for job interviews every day. Even under the hot sun, these guys are rocking suit and tie.

🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Stingy Guys – ECONOMICS & POLITICAL SCIENCE

These guys have money, but you will never see it. If you date them, be ready to split bills 50-50, even on your birthday. They believe in "economic management of resources."


⚰️ Department with the Highest Number of Ugly Girls – PHYSICS

For some reason, Physics babes dey always resemble Einstein. Maybe it's all the calculations, but beauty and Physics no too mix.

🎭 Department with the Highest Number of Talented & Tomboy Girls – ANATOMY

These girls are either future surgeons or footballers. If you have an Anatomy babe, better get ready for "boyfriend treatment"—because she’s the one who will open doors for you.

🏫 Faculty with the Most Confused People – EDUCATION

Education students? Even they don’t know what they are doing. Inside Education, you will find:
✔️ TVE
✔️ AVE
✔️ HVE
✔️ EVE
Bros, na confusion full there!

Department that sabi talk #PHILOSOPHY and History . Runs#Acc,bus Adm,Pub Adm(faculty of Soc sci)

nnamdi640:
Mathematics and education really crack my ribs while laughing. Joke apart you are not far from the truth. Just that in life, what you studied in school might not be the definition of your success.

Unfortunately that's what we end up experiencing in Nigeria.

tobenuel:
I like Nurses

Me 2

ZombieDredd:
Bollocks!!
What rubbish is this?

Which 1 pain you

netricoin:
Pub admin boys

Lol I just taya for the OP. I was never a thief ooh