I had a long phone chat with an old friend of mine who I previously had a public falling out with. We agreed to disagree about religion and family life, and promised each other not to allow our differences of opinion to be a stumbling block to our friendship anymore.

We also committed to doing business together. I will buy a beautiful duplex from his company and consult them when I need to travel. He will buy 7.5% of Nairaland at a very attractive valuation and become a director of our company so that we can benefit from his vast experience.

It feels so good to be on good terms again! I urge you to follow our example if you're currently not on good terms with any old friend.

April fool you mean? lol

Is Nairaland going public?

Oh, today is April fools day.

I will 10% buy like jarus too.

Hopefully this is April fools eish...but if not.....👇

While I commend your efforts, your app is running obsolete and shitty.....needs a major overhaul, do put that into consideration with your new business partner.

Ok

Hmm

Today na 1st now. Fool day

Nice joke

Ok

Could this “August Investor” and friend of yours that you’re talking about possibly be the Janja~weed that assaulted his wife recently and was summoned by the Lagos State Domestic & Sexual Violence Agency (DSVA) after he bought the said Wife a car with the sole intent to manipulate & bribe the wife into allowing him marry another wife?

If so, my friend, you better go and read Psalm 151 which says “On The First Day of The Month of April. Thou Shalt Not Believe Anything News Coming From Nairaland “.

Instead of silly April fools posts, purge the forum clean from the tribal bias on the forum. Too many unqualified degenerates and bigots parading themselves as moderators

Happy April Fool!

Congrats Seun!

Either you sell Nairaland completely or work on this Forum to attract more views. Nairaland don Dey before Facebook, TikTok, instagram, etc but the forum just remain redundant.

By the way the joke is very dry and I now see why Nairaland refuse to grow

Your April fool could have been…., game starts at 2pm and 5 people stand chance to win 50k each. At least people for believe you small. When 2pm nack, make you announce say na April fool . Na that time you go no say Nairaland peeps know your house address

Hope nairaland will still be anonymous

As far as the person is not Agbado, we game.

But if it’s a Ronu, we don’t want.

And make sure it’s not a Tinubu agent trying to buy Nairaland for their 2027 agenda.

Better sell the whole thing because you've allowed ethnic bigotry to fester for so long





When Gaius Chibueze wanted to buy it, you ignored him because he is Omo-Igbo

Now he has one of the best national social app (Kedu app) in the country that also pays it users unlike Nairaland where hungry trolls keep running a mock.

Seun:
I had a long phone chat with an old friend of mine who I previously had a public falling out with. We agreed to disagree about religion and family life, and promised each other not to allow our differences of opinion to be a stumbling block to our friendship anymore.

We also committed to doing business together. I will buy a beautiful duplex from his company and consult them when I need to travel. He will buy 7.5% of Nairaland at a very attractive valuation and become a director of our company so that we can benefit from his vast experience.

It feels so good to be on good terms again! I urge you to follow our example if you're currently not on good terms with any old friend.

Congrats

How much is 50 %.
I wan but 😆

April fool

Okay

Seun and Sirjarus as it should be

Mr Seun what do you have to say about herdsmen killings and kidnapping in southern Nigeria, including Ondo, Ogun, Benue, Edo etc...

helinues don cast this your forum


well, keep us updated

Aprip foool

Kini nwi

.

Interested!

Oh, I thought seun is offering 7.5% of Nairaland for sale I would have been on Firbes list this year

Gaskiya Kam. The religious and tribal war going on in this forum is alarming and calls for concern. Makes me think one Nigeria is a myth.

Seun is the new llamina.