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Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 05, 2012
Ask me anything.
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 05, 2012
When will the fuel subsidy be removed?. . .
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jan 05, 2012
^^^when you get an std and die of it.

next
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jan 05, 2012
Like your father died of STDs?

Ok!
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Idowuogbo(f): 10:08pm On Jan 05, 2012
Ok2 dat wasn't needed nau, he asked a simple ?

Na who kill ur pet undecided
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jan 05, 2012
sexkillz:

Like your father died of STDs?

Ok!
u r a 5star girls guide and sooner or later u will turn into the gay u were destined to be.

next!
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jan 05, 2012
Idowuogbo:

Ok2 dat wasn't needed nau, he asked a simple ?

Na who kill your pet undecided
the guy too wrong abeg
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 05, 2012
OK_2_NV:

u r a 5star girls guide and sooner or later u will turn into the gay u were destined to be.

next!
Your father was a 5 star girls guide, turned into a gay, and then died of STDs!
Wow!
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Goldieluks: 10:34pm On Jan 05, 2012
@OP where are you based and what inspired u to own ur Id? OK2NV.
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2012
Goldieluks:

@OP where are you based and what inspired u to own your Id? OK2NV.
Am based in Nigeria , somewhere in the north(not had for u to guess where) but have been in almost every shitte hole the world has offered.
sudan(UN security/ adviser)
somalia(hostage negotiator)
mexico(consignment recovery)
and funny enuff
fiji (body guard to an A list hollywood actor)

the name OK 2 NV were the plates on my first whip

next!
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 05, 2012
sexkillz:

Your father was a 5 star girls guide, turned into a gay, and then died of STDs!
Wow!
u are like a phuckin parrot! repeatin every shitte i say.
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jan 05, 2012
^^^
I learnt from the very best. . . Your father! wink
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 10:48pm On Jan 05, 2012
sexkillz:

^^^
I learnt from the very best. . . Your father! wink
as when he was bangin ur mum to shitte.
thats dad alright
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Idowuogbo(f): 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2012
OK_2_NV:

Am based in Nigeria , somewhere in the north(not had for u to guess where) but have been in almost every shitte hole the world has offered.
sudan(UN security/ adviser)
somalia(hostage negotiator)
mexico(consignment recovery)
and funny enuff
fiji (body guard to an A list hollywood actor)


next!
Wowww are u for real shocked shocked
No wonder u a meanie,wot a shyte hole u had to face.Do you have a soft side,wen I say soft I mean calm side.
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jan 05, 2012
as when he was bangin your mum to shitte.
thats dad alright
You mean my dead grandmum? That's your dad alright! He bangs anything "bangable"! That's why he died of STDs!
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:08pm On Jan 05, 2012
sexkillz:

You mean my dead grandmum? That's your dad alright! He bangs anything "bangable"! That's why he died of STDs!
please, leave my thread! i know u want to suck mah dik, but aint happening.
believe me.

Idowuogbo:

Wowww are u for real shocked shocked
No wonder u a meanie,wot a shyte hole u had to face.Do you have a soft side,wen I say soft I mean calm side.
the world is cruel place to be. my kids bring the best of me and maybe a joint
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by SAFO(m): 11:11pm On Jan 05, 2012
OP, When I read the thread title i immediately thought of this commercial.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yPvIm_aPNI&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL1723E2326BD6D4E6
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Excelboi(m): 11:12pm On Jan 05, 2012
OK_2_NV:

u r a 5star girls guide and sooner or later u will turn into the gay u were destined to be.

next!
sexkillz:

Your father was a 5 star girls guide, turned into a gay, and then died of STDs!
Wow!
sexkillz:

^^^
I learnt from the very best. . . Your father! wink
OK_2_NV:

as when he was bangin your mum to shitte.
thats dad alright
loool, hahaha 2 clowns,  Funnny posts! tongue
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Jan 05, 2012
please, leave my thread! i know u want to suck mah dik, but aint happening.
believe me.
Haha! Dumbo! Your STD infected dik? The one your father almost sucked to a thread, before he died of the STDs he passed on to you? or which limp dik exactly?

"Ask me anything" I asked you a question, you insulted and now you cry foul? You are a what? A fool!
St[i]u[/i]pid Wimp!
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jan 05, 2012
sexkillz:



"Ask me anything" I asked you a question, you insulted and now you cry foul? You are a what? A fool!
St[i]u[/i]pid Wimp!

ok fuel subsidy is here to stay.
bye bye
go cry somewhere else
candy ass
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Chimezie198(m): 11:31pm On Jan 05, 2012
Ok2nv
bro where can i buy just a bottle of chilled fanta?
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jan 05, 2012
Chimezie198:

Ok2nv
bro where can i buy just a bottle of chilled fanta?

fanta? what u need is something to put hair on ur chest, son.
where are u?so i can point the way.
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jan 05, 2012
OK_2_NV:

ok fuel subsidy is here to stay.
bye bye
go cry somewhere else
candy Bottom
Was that you father's nickname? Candy bottom? Chei! He must have been good at what he did! smiley
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:50pm On Jan 05, 2012
sexkillz:

Was that you father's nickname? Candy bottom? Chei! He must have been good at what he did! smiley

i will like u to know that i have added u to the mailing list of the north american man-boy lover association.
pls check the email u provided on ur NL profile for updates
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:54pm On Jan 05, 2012
As long as your father is the chairman, and you the vice chairman of the association. . . cheesy
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Nobody: 11:58pm On Jan 05, 2012
sexkillz:

As long as your father is the chairman, and you the vice chairman of the association. . . cheesy
u really are craving mah dik!
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Goldieluks: 7:48am On Jan 06, 2012
Lol@ replies.

@OP how does one get to rub on ur softer side,and are you always this cold?
Do you like it here on NL? Are you a moslim/Christain?
Re: Ask A Merc Anything? by Chimezie198(m): 8:01am On Jan 06, 2012
:/:/

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