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Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
Afta GEjona was anointed by d man of God ( oyedepo) with slaps the first lady on hearing it got annoyed n headed for oyedepos office. When she got inna d office she didnt demand for an explanation she quickly served him his own share of slap. When press got to d scene they asked her y she took dat action against a " man of God" she said ** touch not thy president n do my " jona" no harm** *tell him to check d book of constitution chapter 56 verse 12 * ![]() ![]() e don kolo productions ![]() i nor send |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by bright007(f): 11:07pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
* pisses inside his eyes ** ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by mikuz(m): 1:17am On Jan 12, 2012 |
is this a joke or what? |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 1:39am On Jan 12, 2012 |
* points my index finger unto his forehead* ![]() last warning! Mk i nor send u go village village boy ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by mikuz(m): 1:42am On Jan 12, 2012 |
*gives him a dirty back hand slap and watches a couple of his teeth drop to the ground with quick succession* next time dont try me. |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 1:49am On Jan 12, 2012 |
* puts ma d!ck in his mouth* ![]() bleep u manlover! |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by nellycul28(m): 12:46am On Jan 13, 2012 |
u be COW!! |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Emmyk(m): 12:53am On Jan 13, 2012 |
Dry @op. Becareful,he's a man of God. No use ur hand do urself. . . . .word |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by bunmioguns(m): 7:51am On Jan 13, 2012 |
DONkollione: Madman D1CK, Jeeeeeeeeeezzz |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 9:51am On Jan 13, 2012 |
I feel angry for wasting 10seconds of my precious time reading dis pako biscuit joke. Too dry. |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 9:59am On Jan 13, 2012 |
DONkollione: u be gay ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() all u knw is ^^^ evrywhr and everytym **exits thread, goes to the religious section praying for donko-wateva to be burn again** ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by youncheezy(m): 3:47pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
is dis a joke |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by mustspin: 3:55pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
mtsheeew. . . subsidized madman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
^^^ who? DONkollione, Youncheezy or Bunmioguns ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() u harsh ooo ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by bunmioguns(m): 4:12pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
otooro: You dey craze, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Matwetter Mad Eediot ![]() ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns: hehehehehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() LWFMF. . . . . . . Laugh Wan Finish My Fuel ![]()
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Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
@ bunmioguns abeg nor kill mε̲̣̣̣̥ with laff, Matwetter ko floor mooper ni ![]() ![]() WЂε̲̣̣̣̥rε̲̣̣̣̥ is D̶̲̥̅̊ joke @ op ? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
^^^ Donkollione's balls are falling off. . . . hehehehehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
^^ ** preparing anoda blockbuster** titled " OTOORO must DIE" watchout folks |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
DONkollione:^^^ **slaps his skull, telling him:** i warned u to stop saying evil of urself! ![]() u must be burn again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
** enters winners chapel to meet oyedepo** |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
DONkollione: **DONkollione gets slapped, because he's a winch** ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by youncheezy(m): 5:37pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
don wateva dey call u u no go behave urself ode ![]() |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^ DONT HATE THE JOKER HATE THE JOKE ! I must confess |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
confess what? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *exits thread fast* |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
^^ hw far? U still dey yaba left? Get well soon oo |
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
DONkollione: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() **slaps his butt** don't talk to elders like that ![]() |
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