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Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jan 11, 2012
Afta GEjona was anointed by d man of God ( oyedepo) with slaps the first lady on hearing it got annoyed n headed for oyedepos office. When she got inna d office she didnt demand for an explanation she quickly served him his own share of slap.

When press got to d scene they asked her y she took dat action against a " man of God" she said




** touch not thy president n do my " jona" no harm** *tell him to check d book of constitution chapter 56 verse 12 * grin grin


e don kolo productions grin

i nor send
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by bright007(f): 11:07pm On Jan 11, 2012
Where is d joke?
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jan 11, 2012
* pisses inside his eyes ** angry
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by mikuz(m): 1:17am On Jan 12, 2012
is this a joke or what?
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 1:39am On Jan 12, 2012
* points my index finger unto his forehead* angry

last warning! Mk i nor send u go village

village boy grin
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by mikuz(m): 1:42am On Jan 12, 2012
*gives him a dirty back hand slap and watches a couple of his teeth drop to the ground with quick succession*
next time dont try me.
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 1:49am On Jan 12, 2012
* puts ma d!ck in his mouth* grin

bleep u manlover!
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by nellycul28(m): 12:46am On Jan 13, 2012
u be COW!!
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Emmyk(m): 12:53am On Jan 13, 2012
Dry Joke Essay.
@op. Becareful,he's a man of God. No use ur hand do urself. . . . .word
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by bunmioguns(m): 7:51am On Jan 13, 2012
DONkollione:

* puts ma manliness in his mouth*



Madman D1CK, Jeeeeeeeeeezzz
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 9:51am On Jan 13, 2012
I feel angry for wasting 10seconds of my precious time reading dis pako biscuit joke. Too dry.
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 9:59am On Jan 13, 2012
DONkollione:

* puts ma manliness in his mouth* grin

bleep u manlover!

u be gay undecided undecided undecided undecided

all u knw is ^^^ evrywhr and everytym

**exits thread, goes to the religious section praying for donko-wateva to be burn again**

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by youncheezy(m): 3:47pm On Jan 13, 2012
is dis a joke
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by mustspin: 3:55pm On Jan 13, 2012
mtsheeew. . . subsidized madman angry angry angry angry
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jan 13, 2012
^^^ who? DONkollione, Youncheezy or Bunmioguns?

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

u harsh ooo

grin grin grin
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by bunmioguns(m): 4:12pm On Jan 13, 2012
otooro:

^^^ who? DONkollione, Youncheezy or Bunmioguns?

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

u harsh ooo

grin grin grin

You dey craze, grin grin grin grin





Matwetter









Mad Eediotgrin tongue
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jan 13, 2012
bunmioguns:

You dey craze, grin grin grin grin





Matwetter









Mad Eediotgrin tongue

hehehehehehe grin grin grin

LWFMF. . . . . . . Laugh Wan Finish My Fuel grin

Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jan 13, 2012
@ bunmioguns abeg nor kill mε̲̣̣̣̥ with laff, Matwetter ko floor mooper ni grin grin̶̲̥̅̊


WЂε̲̣̣̣̥rε̲̣̣̣̥ is D̶̲̥̅̊ joke @ op ? angry angry
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jan 13, 2012
^^^ Donkollione's balls are falling off. . . . hehehehehehe



grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 13, 2012
^^


** preparing anoda blockbuster** titled " OTOORO must DIE" watchout folks
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jan 13, 2012
DONkollione:

^^


** preparing anoda blockbuster** titled " DONkollione must DIE" grin grin grin grin watchout folks
^^^
**slaps his skull, telling him:** i warned u to stop saying evil of urself! angry

u must be burn again angry angry angry


grin grin grin
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jan 13, 2012
** enters winners chapel to meet oyedepo**
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jan 13, 2012
DONkollione:

** enters winners chapel to meet oyedepo**

**DONkollione gets slapped, because he's a winch** angry angry angry
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by youncheezy(m): 5:37pm On Jan 14, 2012
don wateva dey call u u no go behave urself ode
tongue
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jan 14, 2012
^^

DONT HATE THE JOKER HATE THE JOKE !

I must confess
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jan 14, 2012
confess what? undecided undecided

that u be winch? shocked shocked shocked

*exits thread fast*
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jan 14, 2012
^^
hw far? U still dey yaba left? Get well soon oo
Re: Patience Jonathan Slaps Bishop Oyedepo by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jan 14, 2012
DONkollione:

^^
hw far? U still dey yaba left? Get well soon oo

grin grin grin grin

**slaps his butt** don't talk to elders like that angry

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