"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.

"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."

A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"

Hehe. it took me a while to understand the joke, but it's definitely a good one!

the joke no funny shaa

@chiboyz'

thatz coz u've no sense of humor.
wait, what are u doing in Nairaland, all the way from England?
na negros dey here;
no wonder the joke no funny OR Na Lagos ENGLAND u com from?

@seun.

no be true i talk?
at least we be omo onile now

ennyluv

another good one

That guy's name must be john thomas

This is a good one! Keep rolling. Don't mind critics.

@confiritch
thanks for that comment

rubbish joke

seun dalyn u promised me last nite dat whatever i desire u'll do it for me plz honie kindly delete this post it awfully uninteresting and annoyn thanks sweetie coz i know u will