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Fuel Susidy Prayer by henrychubayo: 2:12pm On Jan 14, 2012
Subsidy is my shepherd
I shall not want
Makes me lie down in ojota
Lead me beside d filling station
Restores my fear
, Lead me in d path of black
market
4his name sake
Even if ATM no dey work
I fear no evil
I get garri for house
My landlord's daughter
She comforts me
She prepares a bed b4 me
In d absence of her father
She position my head btw her
thighs
My brain runneth over
Surely
Dis strike shall 4low me
@least for d main time
And we shall send d result after
9month
Forever and ever
Na wa ooo
U wan say amen?
you see, guys are jobless. this
subsidy will end up increasing the
population. what a corruption.

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