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Kangaroo by eghost247(m): 8:01pm On Jan 14, 2012
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo
officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the
next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A
twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do
you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless
somebody locks the gate at night!"
Re: Kangaroo by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jan 14, 2012
Am tired !
Re: Kangaroo by mikuz(m): 8:19pm On Jan 14, 2012
is this a joke?
Re: Kangaroo by moshoodn(m): 8:34am On Jan 15, 2012
This is not a joke!
Re: Kangaroo by moshoodn(m): 8:35am On Jan 15, 2012
@op, you can surely do better than this.

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