If dem leave u, you go fence Aso rock with curtain, put AC inside am

ur papa buy fridge comot the door put curtain

VIPICO na rastafarian but na ARMPIT he dey train he DADA

U wey sabi fry ice block

see u wey dey talk. no be cıgar and buns be una breakfast for house?

Ituen best food na Meat Pie and Draw soup 2gether

See ur deep throat like Pharaoh well. . .

Chuxy,

I heard ur on a diet. Gala and chin-chin

ituen.ur yansh be like 'apoti fedeco' and tope sef

all of u,una mama yansh big like fedeco booth

Your mama wowo so tay e be like gorilla wey lick lime.

Ituen why People dey call U "Basket Ball Head" ?

no problem sha

But i suprise say u dey breed goat for aquarium

for ur village, na inside frying pan una dey run 400 meters

You be the fastest runner for una village, you dey run 100 meter's inside bottle top you never reach half way you dey shout "i can make it".

tope_teadr:

You be the fastest runner for una village, you dey run 100 meter's inside bottle top you never reach half way you dey shout "i can make it".

U dey inside belle for 12 months commot with 2 teeth and 5 strands of goatee

You mess, all the fish for river Niger shout, "Are we safe?"

with you tum tum belle like aleluya band

U swim with N5 inside ur palm from River Benue enter Chad republic yet water no touch the money

You no tall, u no short, u br like cigar wey dem smoke remain. . .

My own good

any time u take picture, u dey also use am as passport

See your big eyes like molue headlamp

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

See your big eyes like molue headlamp
your own mouth like molue bumper

gabrielgb:

your own mouth like molue bumper

see ur scatter scatter teeth like egyptian sandal

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.

You are so ugly,
when you joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Gabriel

i heard u attached an exhaust pipe to a wheelbarrow

Yo momma so ugly she went to compete in a ugly contest, and the security guard told her "no masks allowed plsss".

Yo mama’s teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.

Yo momma's so bleeped up, she mistakes me for you father.

tope_teadr:

Yo momma's so bleeped up, she mistakes me for you father.

@ Tope, ur momma so fat her shadow weighs 100kg,