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My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 10:31am On Oct 12, 2007 |
to all my haters on this land
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Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 10:58am On Oct 12, 2007 |
so make we fear you if you try me i go bet you and your bodyguard black and blue |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 11:37am On Oct 12, 2007 |
@ na wa, no be by to make mouth,come na i hope say ur will don ready and make me beneficiary |
Re: My Bodygaurd by kronkykay(m): 11:41am On Oct 12, 2007 |
that's just like a balloon boy, just a needle prick and you are losing the muscles faster than an AIDS patient sheds weight. |
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 12:05pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
@saucekid This is the first and last time u use my younger brother pose as bodyguard. Make my mama se this thread, she go sue u |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 12:07pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
@ ituen, shey na so,but i dey pay ur brother well |
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 12:22pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
No mind my bros. Na my footsteps im wan follow. So im go do Industrial attachment for Gym near my house. Check my profile to see my own pic |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 12:46pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
osanobua, if na you be that for ur profile,my gran mama go like you well well oh |
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 12:49pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
look here saucekid, if you are considering suicide, please look elsewhere, because i will not only enjoy bringing your suicidal dream to pass, but ensure it hurts and make an hour seems a month to you. just as kronkykay had said, if i prick the left arm of your so called bodyguard, the below picture is what he will turn out to be.
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Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 12:55pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
@ na wa, na ur obituary u want abi? come try me na |
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 12:59pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
obi wetin? you want make i first unleash one of my dogs? |
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 1:00pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
. . .osama go get him . . .go bit him. . deal we him. . .
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Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 1:01pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
unleash your dog make the two of una die na? i beg,i dey beg you, come na.i think you wan try my bodygaurd |
Re: My Bodygaurd by nawa1(m): 1:13pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
only bodyguard, what about your wife? i hear say the below picture na your wife. make all of una gather come make i show una pepper.
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Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 2:08pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
@ na wa, she be ur sister ohhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 4:50pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
@na wa I've told you to stop intimidating us. Now u bring out your wife in public. U wont embarass me at all |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 5:14pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
ituen: well said jare |
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 5:32pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
@Na wa U wont respect your 47yrs and tell ur wife to put on weight |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 5:54pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
@ ituen, help me tell am again oooooooooo,i no come see the guy sef.he don take off becus he know say na him wifey be that |
Re: My Bodygaurd by Carlosein(m): 6:21pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
nairaland people no go kill me with lafta |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 6:25pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
abeg no die yet, because you never laf finish |
Re: My Bodygaurd by Carlosein(m): 6:27pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
ah u mean it? |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 6:33pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
yes na, check out this thread dominating wife,best jokes by sam milla,ROFLMAO by migines |
Re: My Bodygaurd by Carlosein(m): 6:39pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
okay now |
Re: My Bodygaurd by mimiko(f): 4:04am On Oct 13, 2007 |
guys re going coocoo |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 11:42am On Oct 13, 2007 |
@ mimi, you know i have alot of haters on this land------------so i gats protect na |
Re: My Bodygaurd by ituen(m): 4:50pm On Oct 13, 2007 |
No allow my broda bodyguard any girl. Did he tell u his *ding dong* has six packs |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 5:20pm On Oct 13, 2007 |
na only me dey pay salary so he no fit protect any girl except me |
Re: My Bodygaurd by kronkykay(m): 8:28pm On Oct 13, 2007 |
@saucekid na so u think, @ituen --------i no go surprise say you brother been sign conditional contract with saucekid. the ni66a can protect the highest bidder in cash or kind. |
Re: My Bodygaurd by saucekid(m): 4:45pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
make u dey believe well well |
Re: My Bodygaurd by tommyex(m): 11:20pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
una no well |
Re: My Bodygaurd by topeteadr(m): 11:26pm On Oct 14, 2007 |
Those aren't bodyguard's those are killer's. |
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