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Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jan 26, 2012
Segun and Dare were playing ball. . . . .

Segun: I'm more skillful than you are

Dare: That's not true!

Segun: I can raise two balls at a time.

Dare: That's not possible!

*Segun kicks Dare hard between the thighs* shocked

Segun: That's what I'm talking about *laughing*

Dare: yeeehh!!!!! *rolling on the floor* u just denied ur sister a possible second child!

shocked shocked shocked
Re: Lets Play Ball! by mikuz(m): 12:52am On Jan 27, 2012
And you call this a joke?
Re: Lets Play Ball! by sutoboy(m): 1:00am On Jan 27, 2012
mikuz:

And you call this a joke?

actually to him is a joke!so no offence!go to bed
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 7:17am On Jan 27, 2012
daremikuz, don't worry, i knw a doctor who can fix your broken balls wink

sutoboy, next tym don't break peoples balls, ok? *pulls his ears firmly*
Re: Lets Play Ball! by mikuz(m): 7:58am On Jan 27, 2012
#Worldly treasures all forsaken
Take me Jesus take me now
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 8:04am On Jan 27, 2012
na u knw ooo mikuz

all na joke na


and na u abuse person pass! angry

grin
Re: Lets Play Ball! by mikuz(m): 8:25am On Jan 27, 2012
Ototoko abuse ke,
I only advice people!
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 8:27am On Jan 27, 2012
in ur tiny mind! mstchewwww! lipsrsealed

cheesy

*singing pakurumo* grin

my name na otooro! angry angry angry angry
Re: Lets Play Ball! by ekeroyal(m): 10:00am On Jan 27, 2012
*yawns* where's d joke?
Mikuz better look for a very good glue to get ur balls fixed. And fyi @Mikuz stop calling heavenly people here they don't even know u.
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 10:11am On Jan 27, 2012
ekeroyal:

*yawns* where's d joke?
Mikuz better look for a very good glue to get ur balls fixed. And fyi @Mikuz stop calling heavenly people here they don't even know u.

hahahaa! now that's the joke grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lets Play Ball! by mikuz(m): 6:26pm On Jan 27, 2012
Eke,
now i know more about your religious background!
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 6:45pm On Jan 27, 2012
Lovely Joke cool cool cool
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jan 27, 2012
thank you *takes a bow*

my spontaneous momentary friend! wink
Re: Lets Play Ball! by ekeroyal(m): 8:23am On Jan 29, 2012
mikuz:

Eke,
now i know more about your religious background!

And what are you planning to do about it? Convert me?
to otooro

For mikuz
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jan 29, 2012
eke, fine name, unfine boy,

Repent oooo, u hear?!

cool
Re: Lets Play Ball! by ekeroyal(m): 12:45pm On Jan 29, 2012
^you better be friendly, accept to have a drink with me before I pounce on your a$$.
Am beyond fine am beautiful, you know grin
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jan 29, 2012
proove it! post ur pix cool
Re: Lets Play Ball! by ekeroyal(m): 7:14am On Jan 30, 2012
go to my profile, am not posting anymore and where's yours?

If you're sure you're cute then post your pix. tongue
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 7:34am On Jan 30, 2012
^^^ if that's you in your profile,

then u must be drop-dead ugly!!!!!!!!!

what's boko haram turban on ur brain!!!!! shocked shocked shocked

i've never seen anything this pathetic!

cool

go to my profile and see a cute guy! angry
Re: Lets Play Ball! by ekeroyal(m): 7:49am On Jan 30, 2012
^^ grin

Boko haram are on there own, I don't give a ph*ck about them dumba$$e$. You're definitely ashamed of letting people know what you look like.

If you dare post your pix I can assure you of one thing -it's going to be the joke of the WEEK. grin
Re: Lets Play Ball! by Nobody: 8:06am On Jan 30, 2012
this should solve your headache!

Re: Lets Play Ball! by ekeroyal(m): 8:08am On Jan 30, 2012
Re: Lets Play Ball! by oloriebi2(m): 3:12am On Oct 19, 2012
Who needs a joke wen I cn read conversation n get busted.I beg I dey enjoy 2 una jawe,mk I see who chicken out.
Re: Lets Play Ball! by swtchicgurl: 8:49am On Oct 19, 2012
^^^ how r u?

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