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2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 7:56pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
You were in a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you needed to fart. The music is really loud, so you timed your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you were leaving the bus, people were really staring you down, & that's when u remember You've been listening to ur iPod d whole time. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 7:57pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
My wife made me a Millionaire John says to his friend, Fred that his wife is responsible for making him a millionaire. “Wow, so nice to have such a good wife. But how on earth did she do it” asked Fred. John replied ” Before marriage I was a Billionaire!!” |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 7:58pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Teacher: y r u late? Studio: There was a man who lost a £100 bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were u helping him look 4 it? Studio: No. I was standing on it. ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by lilkech(m): 8:01pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
U THIS RUNAWAY SPIRITUAL ASTRONAUT MOD SO YOU ARE BACK FROM MARS ABI OYA WEY MY METEORITE WEY I BEEN CONJURE MAKE YOU BRING FOR ME |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 8:03pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
LOL. . I'm always here. Just feel like being mute these days on here. Seeking a scape goat. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 8:04pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Sameer was attending his English class and the Teacher asked the students to write an essay on ” What would you do, if you had a million dollars” Sameer handed in a blank sheet of paper. Sameer ! shouted the teacher, you’ve done nothing. Why? Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do ! ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 8:18pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Conversation between a Boy and a Girl Boy: Marry me, Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: No Girl: Do you have a BMW? Boy: No Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: I don't earn a salary, but. . . Girl: No buts, if you don't have all I mentioned, I can't marry you. Now leave me please! Boy (talking to himself): I don't need a house when I have a Villa and 3 Land Properties, I don't need a BMW when I have a Ferrari and 3 Porsches, how can I earn a salary when I'm the Boss? Mstchew! Girl starts pleading. ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by lilkech(m): 10:19am On Jan 28, 2012 |
SEE YA DRY JOKES SO U DON POST FINISH RUN ABI YOU DON RE-FUEL YOUR SPACESHIP ABI NA URANIUM U WAN TRAVEL GO THIS TIME ? YEYE MOD |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 11:25am On Jan 30, 2012 |
Learn to use good adjectives, boy. I am not ya mate. ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 1:59pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
Ben-10, so u're back?! ![]() we already nominated MIKUZ to occupy your moderatorship, so u can pack, ok? ![]() ur first joke: E8 second: D7, third: B3, fourth and fifth: D7 other comments: bulls.hit!!!!! tyr harder to impress me, ok? ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
by the way, wake me up with a good joke, wen u finally get one. ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by bunmioguns(m): 2:02pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
otooro: You don Make comment for ur mind be dt. . . . . Eediot Continue Jare my Able Moderator, Am really enjoying you |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
han han!!!!! bunmi, u againn!!!! see wahala don wear trouser ooo!! ![]() ![]() ![]() why do u always follow me frm thread to thread!!!! ![]() leave me alone jhoor before u loose ur subsidised j.stk ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by bunmioguns(m): 2:16pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
otooro: Dirty Minded Boi . . . . . May thunder fire ur Joystick ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
backfire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() at least, for the first time, u completed a sentence correctly, tho' the spelling was wrong! ![]() ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by bunmioguns(m): 2:20pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
otooro: you are a complete fool, Eediot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
bunmioguns: why do you have so much difficulty making a correct sentence, spelt and punctuated correctly?! ![]() *sprinkles cele water on his head* wise up, boy! ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by bunmioguns(m): 3:55pm On Jan 30, 2012 |
otooro: See as una dey burn ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 11:17am On Feb 02, 2012 |
Thanks Bummi. . .leave dem haters!! ![]() ![]() boy went tO hAv dinnA in GF's houSe wiT hEr pArEnT, raiN stArtD hEaViLy aNd diNt wAnA stOp, girLs pAreNts AsK bOy tO sLeEp OvA, sUddEnLy bOy wEnT miSsiN aNd cAmE bAck 20mins AftA, girLs parEnT dEn aSkd d bOy. WErE did чσυ gO tO,daT u gOt thiS wet? BOy: I qUicKLy wEnT hOmE tO gEt mY pyjamas |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 11:18am On Feb 02, 2012 |
Two thieves returning from an operation ran into a mallam rearing his cattle. They decided to rob him. In an attempt to protect himself from being robbed, the mallam put up a fight with them but at the end was over powered. They collected his wallet but to their surprise found only #60 inside so they asked; Thieves: why did you put up such fight wen you knew there was no money there? Mallam: Kai walahi,i think say una go see the #600,000 in my shoes. |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by ARareGem(f): 11:26am On Feb 02, 2012 |
Ben-10: Funny. |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 12:15pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Kenya Police Department In An Effort To Determine The Top Crime Fighting Agency In The Country, The President Narrowed The Field To Three Finalist, The CID, The GSU, And The Kenya Police. The Three Remaining Contenders Were Given The Task Of Catching A Rabbit Which Was Released Into The Forest. The CID Went Into The Forest. They Placed Animal Informants Throughout. They Questioned All Plant And Mineral Witnesses. After Three Months Of Extensive Investigation They Concluded That Rabbits Do Not Exist. The GSUwent Into The Forest. After Two Weeks Without A Capture, They Burned The Forest Killing Everything In It, Including The Rabbit. They Made No Apologies. The Rabbit Deserved It. The Kenya Police Went Into The Forest. They Came Out Two Hours Later With A Badly Beaten Bear. The Bear Was Yelling “Okay, Okay, I’m A Rabbit, I’m A Rabbit”. 1 Like |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by greedie1(f): 2:56pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Nice jokes but d last one is very very stale. . . . Comin from Ben 10th himself, i must say dt im so disappointed. U can do beta |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 3:24pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Nice one! Very cool and funny. I loved all d jokes. Greedie and otooro. Go and hang urself. ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13: 10:59am On Feb 04, 2012 |
2 friends conversation after exams Friend 1: hw was your xam Friend 2:fine. But i didn't knw the past tense of "think" i thought and thought and thought buh finally wrote "thunk". ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by eegbule: 3:10pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
A pastor of a church told his congregation that the men should give an offering to the Lord according to their wife's beauty. The 1st man came and dropped #1,000,000 The 2nd man gave #200,000 The 3rd man gave #20; the pastor was so mad at the 3rd man that he asked him if he thought giving to God was a joke. The man then called out his wife for the pastor. On seeing her the pastor apologized and gave the man back #10 as change. |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 3:35pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
Good hand work but i no ready anz joke. ![]() |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Nobody: 10:41pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
A black man and a white man were seated in a plane. The black man had a bunch of bananna, while d white man had a monkey. The black man wanted 2 use d toilet so he said to the white man, "pls watch ova my banannas while am gone", when he came back the banannas were gone and the white man said "ur brother here, ate it all", the black man said nothing. Some hours later the white man said "pls hold my monkey while i go out" , when he came back he met the monkey dead. When he asked the black man, he replied "this is a family matter, so pls stay out of it" 1 Like |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by yinkalink(f): 12:15am On Apr 27, 2012 |
Some old, some new buh all were funny! Didn't know u still had it in u Mr Ben |
Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ruqaya(f): 10:28am On Apr 27, 2012 |
Very nice, cool and funny jokes |
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