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Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ImperialMcHael(m): 9:49am On Feb 01, 2012
All of you are good liars, but somebody has to say the truth for once!. Anyway, Dagrin just pinged me via whattsapp that the album he realeased yesterday had a collabo with Elvis Presley
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by sutoboy(m): 10:06am On Feb 01, 2012
Imperial McHæl:

All of you are good liars, but somebody has to say the truth for once!. Anyway, Dagrin just pinged me via whattsapp that the album he realeased yesterday had a collabo with Elvis Presley

na that one we go dey do abi?

otooro:

^^^ what a thread!!!!!!!!!! rubbrish! angry

why has everyone gone so uncreative! mstchewww! lipsrsealed

i don't comment in threads like this!

*swaggerz outta thread!*
cool

grow up man
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by frudokafor(m): 9:18pm On Feb 01, 2012
abeg advice me on the type of car i should buy i ve checked out toshiba jeeps and hp sport cars but i dont know if the re suitable fo naija roads
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by sutoboy(m): 12:50am On Feb 02, 2012
kuku buy nairaland jeep now
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by dealordea(m): 3:23am On Feb 02, 2012
All of una be liar, GEJ just talk am for nairaland compound that nigeria will greater than westerner before march, Mtcheeew! If u dey europe or america, na u sabi cos better don finally reach naija
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by ARareGem(f): 7:58am On Feb 02, 2012
Hey, guys! Hold up! My rich boyfriend who lives overseas just bought me a Cashew laptop. cool
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by dealordea(m): 8:02am On Feb 02, 2012
Sharrap! Na lie ur dey lie up down, nobi your boy friend send the cashew bb pin, I confirm the bb pin my self
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by deekseen(m): 10:26am On Feb 02, 2012
Shey d pin chook you? I order for bb but i ask dem to remove the pin or sterilize am. I no know how many people e don chook, i no wan get AIDS o.
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 10:43am On Feb 02, 2012
^^^BB pin nor dey chook jor, wetin surprise me be say the BB wen my bf send me for valentine nor get camera. Wetin i wan take snap maself na
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jul 28, 2013
chindi: ^^^BB pin nor dey chook jor, wetin surprise me be say the BB wen my bf send me for valentine nor get camera. Wetin i wan take snap maself na
come borrow from me, my bb get 7 cameras, 4 for front 1 for back, 1 for up and one for down. All of them de snap once for panorama view.
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by donted(m): 8:31pm On Jul 29, 2013
Wetin even de pain me b say my bb infrared no de wrk so to collet music de hard me, but d bb get microwaves sha grin
Re: Correct Me And Tell A Bigger Lie! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jul 29, 2013
donted: Wetin even de pain me b say my bb infrared no de wrk so to collet music de hard me, but d bb get microwaves sha grin
haba you can lie o, microwaves ke, but sha mine can cook beans by switching on the torch light. Sometimes I even use my phone to power my house to save electricity and protect the environment.

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