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>> Weekend Jokez by 3RNEST(m): 5:29pm On Jan 28, 2012
"Mikuz" my friend was ask to filled an application form, on the form he was ask to filled in SÉX, is wrote "5times a day" dat same day we wen 4 dinner, food was served but my guy was finding it diffult to use the spoon, a sexy lady came in and ask him "do u need fokè? He replied, yes immediately after dinner!
> abeg mikuz, na joke oh, make u no see em as Jamb question, Lol guy u're 3much.
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by 3RNEST(m): 5:47pm On Jan 28, 2012
>>> Husband sat down for hours stirring at his marrige certificate. His wife came in & asks, Honey what are you doing? Husband replied, i'm looking for expiring date. grin
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by 3RNEST(m): 5:50pm On Jan 28, 2012
smiley smiley
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by Dabss(m): 7:17pm On Jan 28, 2012
Nice jokes (stale sha)
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jan 28, 2012
Nice. .u try.

But d bomb wey u throw for the first joke is too much. IT IS TOO MUCH! Ah ah! Do u want us to blow ni??! undecided smh

grin
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by sutoboy(m): 10:55pm On Jan 28, 2012
booqee:

Nice. .u try.

But d bomb wey u throw for the first joke is too much. IT IS TOO MUCH! Ah ah! Do u want us to blow ni??! undecided smh

grin

leave am na boko haram crew!
3RNEST:

>> Last Joke!

Husband sat down for hours stirring at his marrige certificate. His wife came in & asks, Honey what are you doing? Husband replied, i'm looking for expiring date.

copy and paste Donkollione and booqee
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by Yeske2(m): 11:07pm On Jan 28, 2012
wtf?
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by oderemo(m): 11:18pm On Jan 28, 2012
But d bomb wey u throw for the first joke is too much. IT IS TOO MUCH! Ah ah! Do u want us to blow ni??! smh

Nice. .u try
.
buki wahala waoooo, me and u no be friend but this one go unite us ohh
remember say no be all of us go AKOKA GIRLS HIGH SCOOL . that guy ne evening class short lesson him go, leff am.
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by 3RNEST(m): 5:49pm On Jan 29, 2012
>>>Thanks to all, more jokez to be posted, get more from my blog below! wink
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by Nobody: 7:45am On Jan 30, 2012
^^^ another dull thread! angry

3rnest, or wateva ur name is, get it straight!

i'm allergic to poor english, ok?

no injure me for NL with all this ur bad grammar!

rubbrish! angry
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by ekeroyal(m): 8:14am On Jan 30, 2012
booqee:

Nice. .u try.

But d bomb wey u throw for the first joke is too much. IT IS TOO MUCH! Ah ah! Do u want us to blow ni??! undecided smh

grin
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Re: >> Weekend Jokez by 3RNEST(m): 5:28pm On Jan 30, 2012
>>>Otooro, yeye fowl, ppl dey talk u wan talk!! angry
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 30, 2012
shuuuuoo!!!!!

3rnest, u dream about me?! angry

even if u did, i will be beating the hell outta you!

rubbrish! angry

grin
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by 3RNEST(m): 5:43pm On Jan 30, 2012
>>Otooro, if i dream abt u then na bad dream, embarassed
anyway i'm not in the mood for fight dis hot afternoon. u get any latest joke? i no want dry ones oh. grin
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jan 30, 2012
grin grin grin are we in the afternoon undecided, are u ok?

take this for being a good boy:

a boy and girl were walking, holding hand by a railway.

a train was approaching and the girl said: if u love me stay on rail track and jump off fives seconds later.

the boy said: i will stay ten seconds longer if u will give me a b.lowjob for the first 5 secs!

grin grin grin grin
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by 3RNEST(m): 6:00pm On Jan 30, 2012
>>> Too Over dry, sad i need jokez short and laffable,
anyway send your to myjokehub (at) gmail.com - i will post them in myblog with ref. with your NLusername. cool
Re: >> Weekend Jokez by Dabss(m): 6:26pm On Jan 30, 2012
otooro:

grin grin grin are we in the afternoon undecided, are u ok?

take this for being a good boy:

a boy and girl were walking, holding hand by a railway.

a train was approaching and the girl said: if u love me stay on rail track and jump off fives seconds later.

the boy said: i will stay ten seconds longer if u will give me a b.lowjob for the first 5 secs!

grin grin grin grin
lmao nice one!!

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