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The guy no dey dull for grammar even for hot sun!

Cabalocrasy

Govt of the cabal, by the cabal, for the cabal - cabalocrazy,

can someone please post his statements here

This man is a national treasure.  I bet even Englishmen would struggle to understand him.  Oyibo repete

Acidosis:

can someone please post his statements here

I second

If i were president, he will be my Foreign Affairs Minister. In fact I will want him to visit the US and make a speech to the senators there. Although I doubt if any will still be seated at the end of the speech. The must have been blown home by the grammar.

another mad man ranting,

m yet to see his statements in written form here on nairaland .
what is goin on? @

please leave the man alone

The guy is no more relevant, so he should go to hell with his grammar. abi na grammar we won chop?

The essence of grammer is to communicate with little words for maximum understanding. Unfortunately, Hon. Patrick have no regards for grammer.

We all know what he is to trying to say but the ingredients of communication is totally lost.

Statement made by Honorable Patrick Obahaigbon on fuel subsidy goes thus:

I think it's largely successful,because before now the cohesive apparatus of state and those who will ,the aparachic of political soserinity never thought that the people will dere the machinery of the state.You can see all the way from Berger junction up to AP here.It's been an excitement,people have walked themselves into democratism paroism operatism,expressing themselves in a very loud and clear tone.Everybody have gone to matilonipples to say cabudo rejectament to the removal of subsidy and everybody is speaking with one voice and this is not only happening in Abuja,but across the length and breadth of the federal capital if Nigeria.Like ia said,when i gave my Debudelic arrang,i did say that all the rationtilation,al the adumbrations,verba gugriculation effiation that has been put forward by imperialism economies and petty buzwagigcon,by Jonathan, to be continued,

i need to do a movie on this man

kulutempa:

This man is a national treasure.  I bet even Englishmen would struggle to understand him.  Oyibo repete

seconded.

HahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHa, Na laugh i dey laugh oo , is like this one don pass una, nobody talk anything about his speech. i don die for ija people, some people even called him mad man . better tell us you don't understand what he mean for  some brilliant people here will help you out. some ode ssss , lol

"Everybody have gone to matilonipples to say cabudo rejectament to the removal of subsidy",

Every body have, , it that good english ?

nice video!

he also said:

"I have read with acatatectic disgust,governments asinine and puerile ratiocinations atttempting to justiceate the proposed removal of subsidies from petroleum products.It has assevarated that it's intentions is guided by the need to checkmate the odoriferous excesses of a machiavellian and mephistophelean cabal and i have said to myself,what a shame!"


all i understood of the whole statement was: "what a shame" 

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What are the key questions that must be answered about the poorly understood and violent Boko Haram?

http://thinkafricapress.com/nigeria/experts-weekly-boko-haram

Hon. Patrick himself.

Honourable, you are too much

this guy english fit bomb boko haram o

ceah:

Govt of the cabal, by the cabal, for the cabal - cabalocrazy,

Nigerians are just too humorous

Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon NEVER fails to deliver.

It took him a couple of moments to find the right words, but as the area boys cheered him on, the fire in his belly ignited, and old Patrick just went off like a guitarist busting loose with an amazing solo right after an understated intro.

Obahiagbon is da man ! Who no know go know.

was he talking to Nigerians or Fed. govt or some occultic members, ?,, rubbish

Pato himself! Speak your school fees no mind anybody.

oferefe:

Statement made by Honorable Patrick Obahaigbon on fuel subsidy goes thus:

I think it's largely successful,because before now the cohesive apparatus of state and those who will ,the aparachic of political soserinity never thought that the people will dere the machinery of the state.You can see all the way from Berger junction up to AP here.It's been an excitement,people have walked themselves into democratism paroism operatism,expressing themselves in a very loud and clear tone.Everybody have gone to matilonipples to say cabudo rejectament to the removal of subsidy and everybody is speaking with one voice and this is not only happening in Abuja,but across the length and breadth of the federal capital if Nigeria.Like ia said,when i gave my Debudelic arrang,i did say that all the rationtilation,al the adumbrations,verba gugriculation effiation that has been put forward by imperialism economies and petty buzwagigcon,by Jonathan, to be continued,

Was he in favour of or against the removal of subsidy? I dont know where to look up these grammars up there

I dey watch d man 4 tv,as i say make i carry dictionary na im d man grammar carry me throw me 4 borno,na 500 naira dey my pocket,boko dey on d loose,anybody wey know me abeg go tell my mama where i dey,see wetin grammar do me ooo

jaytime:

Pato himself! Speak your school fees no mind anybody.

omg *laff wan kill me dye* you ehh na only em skool feez you dey fill for.

*clears throat* hon. Patrict bla bla bla(i no sabi how to spell em surname) grammerian of d gramerless, cabal-holic of d cabal-holicless, i dey hail ooo.

On a serious note, that man na my grammer model ooo. Cheak out ma own grammer na: y do neadertrals inadequately occupy areas of concerntration b/cus they have d oodles of oomphs to do so only to finalize their galumphing goof in boisterious inhuman insanity?

Dot dot dot, smiley face ami not tooouuu much?