A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I''m still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you''ve been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he''d look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn''t get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn''t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn''t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was,  God! I miss him! But now that I''ve married you, I''m really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You''re a lawyer. This time I know I''m gonna get screwed!, under Marriage jokes,

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@Mr resource thank you.copy ke, lol, i bought the script,and added the jokes by myself,buh i have a nulled version.

what a bore  ,,,,, ,,,,,,,, ,,, ing joke, i tot it will take a week to finish the damn thing, anywaz dont bother posting any such joke again, pls.
my tym amaaa dey precious, ngbanu.