In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

buhahhahaahha dats a one dollar joke returned unopened indeed afterall i came to her and begged her to let me open her and she bluntly refused so since then no one has opened her chei wheres freezy the opener

freezy was on leave then

hmmmmmmmmmmm that is grate

package untouched!

funny but im not laughing.

Resistance

u aint laffn why

are u afraid of ur breath

fi le confirmed unopened don't tough it