Teeth said to tongue, “If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied, “If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once”



While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”



Two factory workers are talking.

Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Man: And how would you do that?
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: What are you doing?
Woman: I’m a light bulb.
Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?
The man says: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark



Teacher: Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?

Student: A heart attack

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was very cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out ! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing with joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management lessons – (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you are in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut !

I promise you WILL laugh when you find your role model. NO CHEATING****I was really surprised to find out who my role model was.

FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL, DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET, DO THE

SIMPLE MATHS BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO. It's CRAZY how accurate this is! No peeking!

1) Pick your favourite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3
4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator, )
5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number,
6) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down ,

With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. David Beckham
4. Bill Clinton
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Ronald Reagan
8. President Obama
9. Otooro. . . . yes, that's me!
10. Beyonce
11. Lil Wayne
12. Nicki minaj
13. Francis Pidza

I know, I know!!!!, I just have that effect on people.

P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR Favourite, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

ok

hmm ur craziness no kan stay for one place again!

Who go help u now?

the second one was good

he's improving, happy for you.

lol

Where is d joke

Otooro needs to visit rehab