My name is David. David. Robert. Joseph. Beckham. I'm 37, married to a hottie, and blessed with 4 awesome kids. I'm a virgin, I swear!!!




What's a virgin?

zolzlolz:

I don't want to engage in teen s.ex

i am proud of you my gal!!, can we meet somewhere??

Uyi Iredia:

MRS Chima . . . a virgin ? wow Anyway, I am a virgin to and have no regrets thus far.

Why is it so hard to believe I can be a virgin?

Mrs, Chima:

Why is it so hard to believe I can be a virgin?

Then my mom is too

BUSHY-ANUS:

we virgins are hard to come by

I can understand why a guy with a bushy anus is a virgin. People see you walking with your bushy anus sticking through your pants like you have a tail. Half man, half donkey.

bin gbagbo:


i am proud of you my gal!!, can we meet somewhere??

I don't comfortable with sleeping with someone's popsi. Sorry

OP I'm 28,been a virgin for 8 years now,well there's been lots of temptations but I've been overcoming them,one day I almost lost it as one dude was just saying some kind sugar like things to my ears,my legs started getting weak and my laps were getting hot like someone who had high fever,I didn't realize what was happening till he wanted to touch my boobsi ,I started shouting,"blood of jisos,hory ghost fire,angel gabliel prease safe me,arch angel micheal I commit my virginity to you",as I was shouting he just fell down like those people anoiting use to nak on the ground for church,hmm that was how I escaped o.

Since that day I fear any guy that his first statement to me is"hello fine girl,can I have a minute" I never knew  that minute is to burst my pipe.

I plan to loose it when I marry,in 2 years time,ehen my na is VIRGINIA ODINKENMA. Thanks.

jasonslam:

Then my mom is too

So? What does that have to do with me?

zolzlolz:

I can understand why a guy with a bushy anus is a virgin. People see you walking with your bushy anus sticking through your pants like you have a tail. Half man, half donkey.I don't comfortable with sleeping with someone's popsi. Sorry

I dont mean to break your virginity, i mean having a 1 on 1 chat alone under a baobab tree

i love virgins

jasonslam:

Then my mom is too

you were adopted, son. No one wanted to tell you, but there

bin gbagbo:

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I dont mean to break your virginity, i mean having a 1 on 1 chat alone under a baobab tree

i love virgins

then go to Sunday school. There you will meet only virgins

zolzlolz:

then go to Sunday school. There you will meet only virgins

lol,

but, do you intend breaking any moment from now? answer ASAP!

Oh and bin gbagbo, please please please don't do anything stupid and go to Sunday school if you have any ulterior motives

^^^

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTZZZ!!!

@op
I am 23 years old, and I have been a virgin for 10 years now.

Mrs, Chima:

Why is it so hard to believe I can be a virgin?

Because married women are not virgins ! Seriously, are we meant to argue about this !

cynthiafred67:

@op
I am 23 years old, and I have been a virgin for 10 years now.

Your profile says you are 19 years old. Which should I believe ?

i'll only have s3x when im married as i believe its the most pious thing to do

^ Issorai,

freecocoa:

OP I'm 28,been a virgin for 8 years now,well there's been lots of temptations but I've been overcoming them,one day I almost lost it as one dude was just saying some kind sugar like things to my ears,my legs started getting weak and my laps were getting hot like someone who had high fever,I didn't realize what was happening till he wanted to touch my boobsi ,I started shouting,"blood of jisos,hory ghost fire,angel gabliel prease safe me,arch angel micheal I commit my virginity to you",as I was shouting he just fell down like those people anoiting use to nak on the ground for church,hmm that was how I escaped o.

Since that day I fear any guy that his first statement to me is"hello fine girl,can I have a minute" I never knew  that minute is to burst my pipe.

I plan to loose it when I marry,in 2 years time,ehen my na is VIRGINIA ODINKENMA. Thanks.

lmaooooo
funny thread!!

i can't help but to laugh

Uyi Iredia:

Because married women are not virgins ! Seriously, are we meant to argue about this !

We were arguing? Anywhat!


(LMAO in Chinese@married women aren't virgins )

I used to be a virgin. . . . Then I opened this thread

Am a virgin, am 24yrs old, d temptations are much esp wen am a guru and all girls want to b my friend, i've bn intimidated on so many occasions by girls and even my friends, they mock me dat virginity is lack of opportunity, and its lyk am falling to d peer pressure, i want to hv sex i dnt want to b a ''V'' again. And its gonna b dis yr.

youngdee168:

Am a virgin, am 24yrs old, d temptations are much esp wen am a guru and all girls want to b my friend, i've bn intimidated on so many occasions by girls and even my friends, they mock me dat virginity is lack of opportunity, and its lyk am falling to d peer pressure, i want to hv sex i dnt want to b a ''V'' again. And its gonna b dis yr.

Seriously I am not saying you should stay a virgin, but don't do what you don't want to/isn't ready to do just cuz others are doing it.

soooooooooo many fake virgins!!! ;d

Virginity Sucks. shikena

Another virgin thread? Guys this is getting boring

kpolli:

I used to be a virgin. . . . Then I opened this thread

. . . and got disvirgined, instantly!

.Do people lose their Virginity to NL?

^ U just did!

I did not claim to be one