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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 8:37pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Cu m ming up with the reminder of the timetable in a sec!! Make i go post one joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaghahahahahahahahahah |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 9:36pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Guy MIKUZ i hope u know nairaland doesnt give cover 4 HEALTH INSURANCE? MK E no be bcus of nairaland jokes section OFFTOPIC BAR to be precise u get "HIGH BLOOD" . Abeg u r still a SMALL BOY! Why u come dey CRY dey gv us in d name of explaining ur biography on nairaland. Who wants to know? Life goes on and it doesnt wait 4 no MIKUZ #GET dat into ur KOKONUT! If u continue CRYING lyk dis i myt solicite on ur behalf 4 d establishment of KIDS SECTION here on nl. Sheybe it will b a nyc idea? *clears throat* CRYING 4 unrealistic things lyk this myt just end u up HANGING urself one HOT AFTERNOON bcus nobody cares. #i know ur not wise a word is not enuf Jåckpot go cause confusion gv en BOY O BOY (house boy) to solve. Smh. Oya wipe ur tears n stop expecting 2 much! Okay? # i speak my mind, no tym to edit |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 9:59pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
DONkollione: ROTFLMAOLWKMDLOLLLLLL!!!! Kai ur name fit u dieeee,guy u ayaf talk IT ooo.I no no say u craze like dis wiv wordings o,u b lyrical werey part of Mosofunwontele Inc.D guy wan mad oooo,he don begin bite hin flesh ooo hahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahaha |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 10:12pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
DONkollione: |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 11:14pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
All the time ID dey shout warnings of "back-off pls" - nobody esp. the chief culprit & im boys take any notice but the minute she begin dey post interesting "memos" as revenge, all hell breaks loose!! mods, I know say una do wetin una do for peace to reign - but you've gotta admit, the fun just dey begin I even come dey learn some bad, bad words from E DON KOLO FINISH and Mr Killer like: SMP & Ugly Baboon!! Er Mikuz as e be say you dey take this whole thing personal, I mean that your offtopic na your bread 'n butter - work full ground here for you now. . . I mean, this is just page 3. You've got 97 more pages to post you love |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 11:35pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
^^^ Bad pikin! You like quarrel pass fight! |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 11:41pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
^^c'mon nor be true thing I talk? I mean that Mikuz's offtopic just dey get really interesting. . . anyway, na so we see am now. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 11:52pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
^^ okay (I never read am yet) but what happens next?? |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 11:54pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
then what happens?? c'mon no dulling now. . . |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:58pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
It sickened him. His new girlfriend had an obsession with “the anal thing.” Now *that* he had never done. It had overtones of filth and perversion. It was the way queers had sex! And yet . . . She did have a nice behind. He loved to run his hands over its sweetly flowing contours. It was a classic, fully rounded and padded model, unlike the skinny boy-butts fashionable nowadays. He got hard just thinking about it. Why not? If she wanted it that badly . . . But, damn, that was where *poop* came from. The thought of sticking his cock into that disgusting, stinking hole – “Hobbie, do I have to beg? I *need* it there. That’s the only way I’ve ever been able to come. At least *try* it. If you love me . . . ” Love. The magic word. He knew raging passion, but love? What the hell could that be? Maybe . . . maybe what he was starting to feel for Carla. He couldn’t bear the thought of losing her. “Yes, Hobson, I’ll wash thoroughly. I’ll even do an enema to clean out inside. No trace of my shit will contaminate that pristine cock of yours.” It wasn’t as if he’d never seen her anal sphincter before. There it was, staring him in the face, as he entered her doggie style. Winking at him. Round and puckered, with a reddish brown tinge. The doorway to the tunnel that led all the way up into her pipes. Into her central core. Decision time. She was on hands and knees, naked buttocks within an inch of his throbbing erection. Which entrance? The slit that had so recently welcomed him into its familiar, velvety splendor? Or the (ass!) hole, hiding dark mysteries? He plunged into her. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 11:59pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
^^Mtcheew!! you still dey page 3??!! I'm off to go paint my nails. Haller me when you reach page 10 with your postings. . . |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 12:05am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Pandora was a very naughty girl. She was also selfish and oversexed. She only ever thought about her own pleasure. Her boyfriend was a very good person, he loved her so much that he put up with all her faults, and she used him in every sense. Also her intimate appetite was enormous, she couldn’t get enough of it, and she needed a minimum of 10 heavenly feelings a day. She masturbated frequently when she was alone, and when she wasn’t she got her boyfriend to give her several heavenly feelings through MouthAction. When she had had enough, she rarely wanted to pleasure him, all that mattered was herself. Her boyfriend fantasied with backdoor, but she didn’t want to know, as she knew that she wasn’t going to get an heavenly feeling that way. Pandora was also very lazy. She lived off her boyfriend. She spent most of her time at home, or shopping. She didn’t even know what he worked as, it just wasn’t interesting to Pandora, as long as there was plenty of money for her. One week he had to go for a business trip leaving Pandora on her own. The third day of his absence an enormous box came through the post. Pandora put it in the living room and didn’t give it a second thought. However, two days later Pandora was bored, and she felt curious to know what was inside. That night, when her boyfriend called she told him about the parcel. – ” A Big box came for you through the post, would you like me to open it for you?” - No, just put it in my study – said her boyfriend in an offhand manner. – “Why not? Come on, let me open it… – said Pandora in her whinnying tone. - ” I said no, it’s not your parcel, just forget about it, it’s just something to do with work, I will open it when I get back, okay?” And with that he hung up. Poor Pandora, she just couldn’t forget about the box. Hour after hour she looked at the it, thinking what could be inside. Finally, curiosity got the better off her, and making all sorts of excuses in her mind she ripped the parcel’s paper off, and opened the box. She really had no idea what could be inside, but she certainly didn’t expect what she found, there was what seemed to be some sort of intimate toy, what looked like a stainless steel chastity belt. It was so beautiful, Pandora was very taken by it, and she couldn’t resist getting undressed and putting it on. She had no intention to lock it, she just held it up to her waist to see the effect, but as she did so, the two ends snapped shut, pulled by some sort of powerful magnetic attraction. The belt was fastened tight, it was a perfect fit. Pandora looked at herself nervously. She loved the sexy effect of the belt. She manipulated the meshed area where she could pee without touching her clit and Kitty. She felt her Bottom, so exposed and free from the restraining belt, and twisted her head to see how it looked. A closer look at the belt showed her that there didn’t seem to be a lock, she couldn’t even see the joins that had clicked together when she put the belt on. She began to feel very nervous, she looked in the box to see if some keys or instructions were there, but there was nothing. She tugged at the belt, trying to pull it off, but she couldn’t. - How in the hell do I get this off? – she thought – I bet he has done this on purpose, knowing that I would look in the box and try this on. He just wants to humilliate me knowing that I won’t know how to get it off. I can’t bear the thought of him having to see me like this – and with this she stamped her foot in rage for falling in such a silly trap. But bear it she had to. For several days she had a very uncomfortable time, peeing through the mesh of the belt, not being able to clean herself properly, not being able to touch her Kitty. This was the worst part, she really was used to have at least 10 heavenly feelings a day, of thinking of her own pleasure, and now she could not. She felt a ticklish feeling in her clit, and she couldn’t touch it, it sent her wild. She felt so near cumming, but without that final stimulation there was no relief for Pandora. All she could do was suffer and wait. Finally, Friday came. Her boyfriend was due back from his business trip that afternoon. Pandora was waiting for him in the living room, decided to get over the worse part as soon as possible. Letting him see her like that and laugh as much as he wanted, the sooner that happened the sooner she would be freed of the evil contraption. But oh how humiliating it was, she felt like a greedy child that had been caught with her hands in the cookie jar. There was no way she could hide the evidence, it was fastened tightly to her waist. When her boyfriend finally arrived and let himself into the apartment, he smiled in a cruel manner Pandora had never seen before. He looked at her Unclad body, her unmentionables were hard and looked highly frustrated, she looked so hot in her new prision as she rubbed her Bottom because of the the humiliation and her nervousness. Her face was red, and she found it hard to meet his gaze, she decided to act very submissively, unlike her normal self, so to finish as quickly as possible, she was in no position to have a tantrum as she normally would have and make demands. - Well well – he said- look what we have here. – he laughed and then continued – Now you know for whom I work, I make chastity belts, but not just any chastity belts… no, belts that Masters and Mistresses use when they want their slaves permanently chastised. The belt you are wearing is the pilot model, the first experimental permanent chastity belt made with your measurements and a cast. I am sorry to say that there is no possible way of getting out of that belt, but of course, I had no intention of you putting it on… – and with this his expression tried to look sorry. She smiled and laughed. It was all nerves really, she didn’t believe him. He was just teasing her, making her squirm, humiliating her and taking pleasure in the power he had over her. She didn’t believe for a minute that she was trapped in a permanent chastity belt. He embraced her, she was quiet, shocked, not believing, quite unlike her usual self. - My poor little cat. You have been chastised for being too curious. I told you didn’t I? well didn’t I?, to leave the box alone… And having said that he licked his finger and put it in Pandora’s virgen Bottom. She moaned in pleasure, so in heat was she, so frustrated, that this unknown BehindBased pleasure was divine. - Thank God we have your Bottom free, I am now going to be able to really enjoy it. That frustrated state you will always be in, will mean that you will really enjoy BehindBased sex, I bet you will actually beg me for it. – and he continued to move his finger in her Bottom. He then put her on all fours and manipulated her unmentionables as he slowly inserted his now hard joystick in her tight Bottom. What a pleasure it was, he had never felt anything like it. He could hear her moan and she was mounted, slowly at first, but then faster and faster, until he finally precipitate, My poor little love – he said – no heavenly feeling for you – looking with a little pity to his girlfriend, who had now put her own finger in her Bottom, trying to get a little more pleasure. He kissed her forehead, and left her to her thoughts. Night after night Pandora begged him to tell her the way out of the belt. And night after night he told her that there was no way out. Frustrated and whimpering, feeling her clit beating inside it’s prison, she would finally beg him for some BehindBased pleasure. And he readily complied. So if you are a naughty girl, curious and oversexed, I would be very careful. Perhaps you will end up like poor Pandora, with no heavenly feelings ever again. Be-careful because Curiosity frustrated the cat. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 12:07am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Pandora was a very naughty girl. She was also selfish and oversexed. She only ever thought about her own pleasure. Her boyfriend was a very good person, he loved her so much that he put up with all her faults, and she used him in every sense. Also her intimate appetite was enormous, she couldn’t get enough of it, and she needed a minimum of 10 heavenly feelings a day. She masturbated frequently when she was alone, and when she wasn’t she got her boyfriend to give her several heavenly feelings through MouthAction. When she had had enough, she rarely wanted to pleasure him, all that mattered was herself. Her boyfriend fantasied with backdoor, but she didn’t want to know, as she knew that she wasn’t going to get an heavenly feeling that way. Pandora was also very lazy. She lived off her boyfriend. She spent most of her time at home, or shopping. She didn’t even know what he worked as, it just wasn’t interesting to Pandora, as long as there was plenty of money for her. One week he had to go for a business trip leaving Pandora on her own. The third day of his absence an enormous box came through the post. Pandora put it in the living room and didn’t give it a second thought. However, two days later Pandora was bored, and she felt curious to know what was inside. That night, when her boyfriend called she told him about the parcel. – ” A Big box came for you through the post, would you like me to open it for you?” - No, just put it in my study – said her boyfriend in an offhand manner. – “Why not? Come on, let me open it… – said Pandora in her whinnying tone. - ” I said no, it’s not your parcel, just forget about it, it’s just something to do with work, I will open it when I get back, okay?” And with that he hung up. Poor Pandora, she just couldn’t forget about the box. Hour after hour she looked at the it, thinking what could be inside. Finally, curiosity got the better off her, and making all sorts of excuses in her mind she ripped the parcel’s paper off, and opened the box. She really had no idea what could be inside, but she certainly didn’t expect what she found, there was what seemed to be some sort of intimate toy, what looked like a stainless steel chastity belt. It was so beautiful, Pandora was very taken by it, and she couldn’t resist getting undressed and putting it on. She had no intention to lock it, she just held it up to her waist to see the effect, but as she did so, the two ends snapped shut, pulled by some sort of powerful magnetic attraction. The belt was fastened tight, it was a perfect fit. Pandora looked at herself nervously. She loved the sexy effect of the belt. She manipulated the meshed area where she could pee without touching her clit and Kitty. She felt her Bottom, so exposed and free from the restraining belt, and twisted her head to see how it looked. A closer look at the belt showed her that there didn’t seem to be a lock, she couldn’t even see the joins that had clicked together when she put the belt on. She began to feel very nervous, she looked in the box to see if some keys or instructions were there, but there was nothing. She tugged at the belt, trying to pull it off, but she couldn’t. - How in the hell do I get this off? – she thought – I bet he has done this on purpose, knowing that I would look in the box and try this on. He just wants to humilliate me knowing that I won’t know how to get it off. I can’t bear the thought of him having to see me like this – and with this she stamped her foot in rage for falling in such a silly trap. But bear it she had to. For several days she had a very uncomfortable time, peeing through the mesh of the belt, not being able to clean herself properly, not being able to touch her Kitty. This was the worst part, she really was used to have at least 10 heavenly feelings a day, of thinking of her own pleasure, and now she could not. She felt a ticklish feeling in her clit, and she couldn’t touch it, it sent her wild. She felt so near cumming, but without that final stimulation there was no relief for Pandora. All she could do was suffer and wait. Finally, Friday came. Her boyfriend was due back from his business trip that afternoon. Pandora was waiting for him in the living room, decided to get over the worse part as soon as possible. Letting him see her like that and laugh as much as he wanted, the sooner that happened the sooner she would be freed of the evil contraption. But oh how humiliating it was, she felt like a greedy child that had been caught with her hands in the cookie jar. There was no way she could hide the evidence, it was fastened tightly to her waist. When her boyfriend finally arrived and let himself into the apartment, he smiled in a cruel manner Pandora had never seen before. He looked at her Unclad body, her unmentionables were hard and looked highly frustrated, she looked so hot in her new prision as she rubbed her Bottom because of the the humiliation and her nervousness. Her face was red, and she found it hard to meet his gaze, she decided to act very submissively, unlike her normal self, so to finish as quickly as possible, she was in no position to have a tantrum as she normally would have and make demands. - Well well – he said- look what we have here. – he laughed and then continued – Now you know for whom I work, I make chastity belts, but not just any chastity belts… no, belts that Masters and Mistresses use when they want their slaves permanently chastised. The belt you are wearing is the pilot model, the first experimental permanent chastity belt made with your measurements and a cast. I am sorry to say that there is no possible way of getting out of that belt, but of course, I had no intention of you putting it on… – and with this his expression tried to look sorry. She smiled and laughed. It was all nerves really, she didn’t believe him. He was just teasing her, making her squirm, humiliating her and taking pleasure in the power he had over her. She didn’t believe for a minute that she was trapped in a permanent chastity belt. He embraced her, she was quiet, shocked, not believing, quite unlike her usual self. - My poor little cat. You have been chastised for being too curious. I told you didn’t I? well didn’t I?, to leave the box alone… And having said that he licked his finger and put it in Pandora’s virgen Bottom. She moaned in pleasure, so in heat was she, so frustrated, that this unknown BehindBased pleasure was divine. - Thank God we have your Bottom free, I am now going to be able to really enjoy it. That frustrated state you will always be in, will mean that you will really enjoy BehindBased sex, I bet you will actually beg me for it. – and he continued to move his finger in her Bottom. He then put her on all fours and manipulated her unmentionables as he slowly inserted his now hard joystick in her tight Bottom. What a pleasure it was, he had never felt anything like it. He could hear her moan and she was mounted, slowly at first, but then faster and faster, until he finally precipitate, My poor little love – he said – no heavenly feeling for you – looking with a little pity to his girlfriend, who had now put her own finger in her Bottom, trying to get a little more pleasure. He kissed her forehead, and left her to her thoughts. Night after night Pandora begged him to tell her the way out of the belt. And night after night he told her that there was no way out. Frustrated and whimpering, feeling her clit beating inside it’s prison, she would finally beg him for some BehindBased pleasure. And he readily complied. So if you are a naughty girl, curious and oversexed, I would be very careful. Perhaps you will end up like poor Pandora, with no heavenly feelings ever again. Be-careful because Curiosity frustrated the cat. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 12:08am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Pandora was a very naughty girl. She was also selfish and oversexed. She only ever thought about her own pleasure. Her boyfriend was a very good person, he loved her so much that he put up with all her faults, and she used him in every sense. Also her intimate appetite was enormous, she couldn’t get enough of it, and she needed a minimum of 10 heavenly feelings a day. She masturbated frequently when she was alone, and when she wasn’t she got her boyfriend to give her several heavenly feelings through MouthAction. When she had had enough, she rarely wanted to pleasure him, all that mattered was herself. Her boyfriend fantasied with backdoor, but she didn’t want to know, as she knew that she wasn’t going to get an heavenly feeling that way. Pandora was also very lazy. She lived off her boyfriend. She spent most of her time at home, or shopping. She didn’t even know what he worked as, it just wasn’t interesting to Pandora, as long as there was plenty of money for her. One week he had to go for a business trip leaving Pandora on her own. The third day of his absence an enormous box came through the post. Pandora put it in the living room and didn’t give it a second thought. However, two days later Pandora was bored, and she felt curious to know what was inside. That night, when her boyfriend called she told him about the parcel. – ” A Big box came for you through the post, would you like me to open it for you?” - No, just put it in my study – said her boyfriend in an offhand manner. – “Why not? Come on, let me open it… – said Pandora in her whinnying tone. - ” I said no, it’s not your parcel, just forget about it, it’s just something to do with work, I will open it when I get back, okay?” And with that he hung up. Poor Pandora, she just couldn’t forget about the box. Hour after hour she looked at the it, thinking what could be inside. Finally, curiosity got the better off her, and making all sorts of excuses in her mind she ripped the parcel’s paper off, and opened the box. She really had no idea what could be inside, but she certainly didn’t expect what she found, there was what seemed to be some sort of intimate toy, what looked like a stainless steel chastity belt. It was so beautiful, Pandora was very taken by it, and she couldn’t resist getting undressed and putting it on. She had no intention to lock it, she just held it up to her waist to see the effect, but as she did so, the two ends snapped shut, pulled by some sort of powerful magnetic attraction. The belt was fastened tight, it was a perfect fit. Pandora looked at herself nervously. She loved the sexy effect of the belt. She manipulated the meshed area where she could pee without touching her clit and Kitty. She felt her Bottom, so exposed and free from the restraining belt, and twisted her head to see how it looked. A closer look at the belt showed her that there didn’t seem to be a lock, she couldn’t even see the joins that had clicked together when she put the belt on. She began to feel very nervous, she looked in the box to see if some keys or instructions were there, but there was nothing. She tugged at the belt, trying to pull it off, but she couldn’t. - How in the hell do I get this off? – she thought – I bet he has done this on purpose, knowing that I would look in the box and try this on. He just wants to humilliate me knowing that I won’t know how to get it off. I can’t bear the thought of him having to see me like this – and with this she stamped her foot in rage for falling in such a silly trap. But bear it she had to. For several days she had a very uncomfortable time, peeing through the mesh of the belt, not being able to clean herself properly, not being able to touch her Kitty. This was the worst part, she really was used to have at least 10 heavenly feelings a day, of thinking of her own pleasure, and now she could not. She felt a ticklish feeling in her clit, and she couldn’t touch it, it sent her wild. She felt so near cumming, but without that final stimulation there was no relief for Pandora. All she could do was suffer and wait. Finally, Friday came. Her boyfriend was due back from his business trip that afternoon. Pandora was waiting for him in the living room, decided to get over the worse part as soon as possible. Letting him see her like that and laugh as much as he wanted, the sooner that happened the sooner she would be freed of the evil contraption. But oh how humiliating it was, she felt like a greedy child that had been caught with her hands in the cookie jar. There was no way she could hide the evidence, it was fastened tightly to her waist. When her boyfriend finally arrived and let himself into the apartment, he smiled in a cruel manner Pandora had never seen before. He looked at her Unclad body, her unmentionables were hard and looked highly frustrated, she looked so hot in her new prision as she rubbed her Bottom because of the the humiliation and her nervousness. Her face was red, and she found it hard to meet his gaze, she decided to act very submissively, unlike her normal self, so to finish as quickly as possible, she was in no position to have a tantrum as she normally would have and make demands. - Well well – he said- look what we have here. – he laughed and then continued – Now you know for whom I work, I make chastity belts, but not just any chastity belts… no, belts that Masters and Mistresses use when they want their slaves permanently chastised. The belt you are wearing is the pilot model, the first experimental permanent chastity belt made with your measurements and a cast. I am sorry to say that there is no possible way of getting out of that belt, but of course, I had no intention of you putting it on… – and with this his expression tried to look sorry. She smiled and laughed. It was all nerves really, she didn’t believe him. He was just teasing her, making her squirm, humiliating her and taking pleasure in the power he had over her. She didn’t believe for a minute that she was trapped in a permanent chastity belt. He embraced her, she was quiet, shocked, not believing, quite unlike her usual self. - My poor little cat. You have been chastised for being too curious. I told you didn’t I? well didn’t I?, to leave the box alone… And having said that he licked his finger and put it in Pandora’s virgen Bottom. She moaned in pleasure, so in heat was she, so frustrated, that this unknown BehindBased pleasure was divine. - Thank God we have your Bottom free, I am now going to be able to really enjoy it. That frustrated state you will always be in, will mean that you will really enjoy BehindBased sex, I bet you will actually beg me for it. – and he continued to move his finger in her Bottom. He then put her on all fours and manipulated her unmentionables as he slowly inserted his now hard joystick in her tight Bottom. What a pleasure it was, he had never felt anything like it. He could hear her moan and she was mounted, slowly at first, but then faster and faster, until he finally precipitate, My poor little love – he said – no heavenly feeling for you – looking with a little pity to his girlfriend, who had now put her own finger in her Bottom, trying to get a little more pleasure. He kissed her forehead, and left her to her thoughts. Night after night Pandora begged him to tell her the way out of the belt. And night after night he told her that there was no way out. Frustrated and whimpering, feeling her clit beating inside it’s prison, she would finally beg him for some BehindBased pleasure. And he readily complied. So if you are a naughty girl, curious and oversexed, I would be very careful. Perhaps you will end up like poor Pandora, with no heavenly feelings ever again. Be-careful because Curiosity frustrated the cat. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 12:09am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Pandora was a very naughty girl. She was also selfish and oversexed. She only ever thought about her own pleasure. Her boyfriend was a very good person, he loved her so much that he put up with all her faults, and she used him in every sense. Also her intimate appetite was enormous, she couldn’t get enough of it, and she needed a minimum of 10 heavenly feelings a day. She masturbated frequently when she was alone, and when she wasn’t she got her boyfriend to give her several heavenly feelings through MouthAction. When she had had enough, she rarely wanted to pleasure him, all that mattered was herself. Her boyfriend fantasied with backdoor, but she didn’t want to know, as she knew that she wasn’t going to get an heavenly feeling that way. Pandora was also very lazy. She lived off her boyfriend. She spent most of her time at home, or shopping. She didn’t even know what he worked as, it just wasn’t interesting to Pandora, as long as there was plenty of money for her. One week he had to go for a business trip leaving Pandora on her own. The third day of his absence an enormous box came through the post. Pandora put it in the living room and didn’t give it a second thought. However, two days later Pandora was bored, and she felt curious to know what was inside. That night, when her boyfriend called she told him about the parcel. – ” A Big box came for you through the post, would you like me to open it for you?” - No, just put it in my study – said her boyfriend in an offhand manner. – “Why not? Come on, let me open it… – said Pandora in her whinnying tone. - ” I said no, it’s not your parcel, just forget about it, it’s just something to do with work, I will open it when I get back, okay?” And with that he hung up. Poor Pandora, she just couldn’t forget about the box. Hour after hour she looked at the it, thinking what could be inside. Finally, curiosity got the better off her, and making all sorts of excuses in her mind she ripped the parcel’s paper off, and opened the box. She really had no idea what could be inside, but she certainly didn’t expect what she found, there was what seemed to be some sort of intimate toy, what looked like a stainless steel chastity belt. It was so beautiful, Pandora was very taken by it, and she couldn’t resist getting undressed and putting it on. She had no intention to lock it, she just held it up to her waist to see the effect, but as she did so, the two ends snapped shut, pulled by some sort of powerful magnetic attraction. The belt was fastened tight, it was a perfect fit. Pandora looked at herself nervously. She loved the sexy effect of the belt. She manipulated the meshed area where she could pee without touching her clit and Kitty. She felt her Bottom, so exposed and free from the restraining belt, and twisted her head to see how it looked. A closer look at the belt showed her that there didn’t seem to be a lock, she couldn’t even see the joins that had clicked together when she put the belt on. She began to feel very nervous, she looked in the box to see if some keys or instructions were there, but there was nothing. She tugged at the belt, trying to pull it off, but she couldn’t. - How in the hell do I get this off? – she thought – I bet he has done this on purpose, knowing that I would look in the box and try this on. He just wants to humilliate me knowing that I won’t know how to get it off. I can’t bear the thought of him having to see me like this – and with this she stamped her foot in rage for falling in such a silly trap. But bear it she had to. For several days she had a very uncomfortable time, peeing through the mesh of the belt, not being able to clean herself properly, not being able to touch her Kitty. This was the worst part, she really was used to have at least 10 heavenly feelings a day, of thinking of her own pleasure, and now she could not. She felt a ticklish feeling in her clit, and she couldn’t touch it, it sent her wild. She felt so near cumming, but without that final stimulation there was no relief for Pandora. All she could do was suffer and wait. Finally, Friday came. Her boyfriend was due back from his business trip that afternoon. Pandora was waiting for him in the living room, decided to get over the worse part as soon as possible. Letting him see her like that and laugh as much as he wanted, the sooner that happened the sooner she would be freed of the evil contraption. But oh how humiliating it was, she felt like a greedy child that had been caught with her hands in the cookie jar. There was no way she could hide the evidence, it was fastened tightly to her waist. When her boyfriend finally arrived and let himself into the apartment, he smiled in a cruel manner Pandora had never seen before. He looked at her Unclad body, her unmentionables were hard and looked highly frustrated, she looked so hot in her new prision as she rubbed her Bottom because of the the humiliation and her nervousness. Her face was red, and she found it hard to meet his gaze, she decided to act very submissively, unlike her normal self, so to finish as quickly as possible, she was in no position to have a tantrum as she normally would have and make demands. - Well well – he said- look what we have here. – he laughed and then continued – Now you know for whom I work, I make chastity belts, but not just any chastity belts… no, belts that Masters and Mistresses use when they want their slaves permanently chastised. The belt you are wearing is the pilot model, the first experimental permanent chastity belt made with your measurements and a cast. I am sorry to say that there is no possible way of getting out of that belt, but of course, I had no intention of you putting it on… – and with this his expression tried to look sorry. She smiled and laughed. It was all nerves really, she didn’t believe him. He was just teasing her, making her squirm, humiliating her and taking pleasure in the power he had over her. She didn’t believe for a minute that she was trapped in a permanent chastity belt. He embraced her, she was quiet, shocked, not believing, quite unlike her usual self. - My poor little cat. You have been chastised for being too curious. I told you didn’t I? well didn’t I?, to leave the box alone… And having said that he licked his finger and put it in Pandora’s virgen Bottom. She moaned in pleasure, so in heat was she, so frustrated, that this unknown BehindBased pleasure was divine. - Thank God we have your Bottom free, I am now going to be able to really enjoy it. That frustrated state you will always be in, will mean that you will really enjoy BehindBased sex, I bet you will actually beg me for it. – and he continued to move his finger in her Bottom. He then put her on all fours and manipulated her unmentionables as he slowly inserted his now hard joystick in her tight Bottom. What a pleasure it was, he had never felt anything like it. He could hear her moan and she was mounted, slowly at first, but then faster and faster, until he finally precipitate, My poor little love – he said – no heavenly feeling for you – looking with a little pity to his girlfriend, who had now put her own finger in her Bottom, trying to get a little more pleasure. He kissed her forehead, and left her to her thoughts. Night after night Pandora begged him to tell her the way out of the belt. And night after night he told her that there was no way out. Frustrated and whimpering, feeling her clit beating inside it’s prison, she would finally beg him for some BehindBased pleasure. And he readily complied. So if you are a naughty girl, curious and oversexed, I would be very careful. Perhaps you will end up like poor Pandora, with no heavenly feelings ever again. Be-careful because Curiosity frustrated the cat. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 12:10am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Pandora was a very naughty girl. She was also selfish and oversexed. She only ever thought about her own pleasure. Her boyfriend was a very good person, he loved her so much that he put up with all her faults, and she used him in every sense. Also her intimate appetite was enormous, she couldn’t get enough of it, and she needed a minimum of 10 heavenly feelings a day. She masturbated frequently when she was alone, and when she wasn’t she got her boyfriend to give her several heavenly feelings through MouthAction. When she had had enough, she rarely wanted to pleasure him, all that mattered was herself. Her boyfriend fantasied with backdoor, but she didn’t want to know, as she knew that she wasn’t going to get an heavenly feeling that way. Pandora was also very lazy. She lived off her boyfriend. She spent most of her time at home, or shopping. She didn’t even know what he worked as, it just wasn’t interesting to Pandora, as long as there was plenty of money for her. One week he had to go for a business trip leaving Pandora on her own. The third day of his absence an enormous box came through the post. Pandora put it in the living room and didn’t give it a second thought. However, two days later Pandora was bored, and she felt curious to know what was inside. That night, when her boyfriend called she told him about the parcel. – ” A Big box came for you through the post, would you like me to open it for you?” - No, just put it in my study – said her boyfriend in an offhand manner. – “Why not? Come on, let me open it… – said Pandora in her whinnying tone. - ” I said no, it’s not your parcel, just forget about it, it’s just something to do with work, I will open it when I get back, okay?” And with that he hung up. Poor Pandora, she just couldn’t forget about the box. Hour after hour she looked at the it, thinking what could be inside. Finally, curiosity got the better off her, and making all sorts of excuses in her mind she ripped the parcel’s paper off, and opened the box. She really had no idea what could be inside, but she certainly didn’t expect what she found, there was what seemed to be some sort of intimate toy, what looked like a stainless steel chastity belt. It was so beautiful, Pandora was very taken by it, and she couldn’t resist getting undressed and putting it on. She had no intention to lock it, she just held it up to her waist to see the effect, but as she did so, the two ends snapped shut, pulled by some sort of powerful magnetic attraction. The belt was fastened tight, it was a perfect fit. Pandora looked at herself nervously. She loved the sexy effect of the belt. She manipulated the meshed area where she could pee without touching her clit and Kitty. She felt her Bottom, so exposed and free from the restraining belt, and twisted her head to see how it looked. A closer look at the belt showed her that there didn’t seem to be a lock, she couldn’t even see the joins that had clicked together when she put the belt on. She began to feel very nervous, she looked in the box to see if some keys or instructions were there, but there was nothing. She tugged at the belt, trying to pull it off, but she couldn’t. - How in the hell do I get this off? – she thought – I bet he has done this on purpose, knowing that I would look in the box and try this on. He just wants to humilliate me knowing that I won’t know how to get it off. I can’t bear the thought of him having to see me like this – and with this she stamped her foot in rage for falling in such a silly trap. But bear it she had to. For several days she had a very uncomfortable time, peeing through the mesh of the belt, not being able to clean herself properly, not being able to touch her Kitty. This was the worst part, she really was used to have at least 10 heavenly feelings a day, of thinking of her own pleasure, and now she could not. She felt a ticklish feeling in her clit, and she couldn’t touch it, it sent her wild. She felt so near cumming, but without that final stimulation there was no relief for Pandora. All she could do was suffer and wait. Finally, Friday came. Her boyfriend was due back from his business trip that afternoon. Pandora was waiting for him in the living room, decided to get over the worse part as soon as possible. Letting him see her like that and laugh as much as he wanted, the sooner that happened the sooner she would be freed of the evil contraption. But oh how humiliating it was, she felt like a greedy child that had been caught with her hands in the cookie jar. There was no way she could hide the evidence, it was fastened tightly to her waist. When her boyfriend finally arrived and let himself into the apartment, he smiled in a cruel manner Pandora had never seen before. He looked at her Unclad body, her unmentionables were hard and looked highly frustrated, she looked so hot in her new prision as she rubbed her Bottom because of the the humiliation and her nervousness. Her face was red, and she found it hard to meet his gaze, she decided to act very submissively, unlike her normal self, so to finish as quickly as possible, she was in no position to have a tantrum as she normally would have and make demands. - Well well – he said- look what we have here. – he laughed and then continued – Now you know for whom I work, I make chastity belts, but not just any chastity belts… no, belts that Masters and Mistresses use when they want their slaves permanently chastised. The belt you are wearing is the pilot model, the first experimental permanent chastity belt made with your measurements and a cast. I am sorry to say that there is no possible way of getting out of that belt, but of course, I had no intention of you putting it on… – and with this his expression tried to look sorry. She smiled and laughed. It was all nerves really, she didn’t believe him. He was just teasing her, making her squirm, humiliating her and taking pleasure in the power he had over her. She didn’t believe for a minute that she was trapped in a permanent chastity belt. He embraced her, she was quiet, shocked, not believing, quite unlike her usual self. - My poor little cat. You have been chastised for being too curious. I told you didn’t I? well didn’t I?, to leave the box alone… And having said that he licked his finger and put it in Pandora’s virgen Bottom. She moaned in pleasure, so in heat was she, so frustrated, that this unknown BehindBased pleasure was divine. - Thank God we have your Bottom free, I am now going to be able to really enjoy it. That frustrated state you will always be in, will mean that you will really enjoy BehindBased sex, I bet you will actually beg me for it. – and he continued to move his finger in her Bottom. He then put her on all fours and manipulated her unmentionables as he slowly inserted his now hard joystick in her tight Bottom. What a pleasure it was, he had never felt anything like it. He could hear her moan and she was mounted, slowly at first, but then faster and faster, until he finally precipitate, My poor little love – he said – no heavenly feeling for you – looking with a little pity to his girlfriend, who had now put her own finger in her Bottom, trying to get a little more pleasure. He kissed her forehead, and left her to her thoughts. Night after night Pandora begged him to tell her the way out of the belt. And night after night he told her that there was no way out. Frustrated and whimpering, feeling her clit beating inside it’s prison, she would finally beg him for some BehindBased pleasure. And he readily complied. So if you are a naughty girl, curious and oversexed, I would be very careful. Perhaps you will end up like poor Pandora, with no heavenly feelings ever again. Be-careful because Curiosity frustrated the cat. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 12:16am On Feb 04, 2012 |
The good news is Your condition is not permanent. |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 1:06am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Lol! @Ben, nothing a few weeks in rehab wouldn't cure! **afterall, 2 years of hardcore alcholism can't be cured in 1 day, abi?** |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 9:39am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Worst official offtopic thread in the making~ Aeroplane. . . . .buuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm *does hand as in Shevchenko's celebration* LMAOOOOO! SMH |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 10:00am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Now deres something seriously wrong wiv dis lots oo,u go and plead for threads to stay but come here acting like sum1 sniffing detergent,are u fit to be walking freely in public or shud we register u in LUTH for immediate brain transplant? @topic Oh boi dem wan dieee ooo,soon na to use barbwire wrap dier body remain.Kai NL is defo dier galfriends and only family friend dem gat LMAO!!! Oh boi dis is history for jokes section,kai I miss d days of blacksta and d lots mehnnnnnnnn |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Ben13: 11:00am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Lol I think it's the opposite, Jackie!! |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by dani1luv: 11:13am On Feb 04, 2012 |
Good morning. . |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 11:24am On Feb 04, 2012 |
^Morning jere how ur skeske I hope dose wereyys no appear for ur dream ooo looool |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by chibaby5(f): 12:41pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
Why can't we post in All jokers and Badosky's lounge for jokers?? |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:48pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
Ben-10:this kinda thing happened last year. Dani locked mine last year and that's the genesis of this bad blood. Maybe he didn't tell you that bit. The foundation stone for this thread was built on bad blood too. Mikuz did nobody any harm. Yet you locked his thread and keep on banning him. He posted nothing on Id's thread this thread doesn't enjoy my blessing. . . I would prefer it if both threads were unlocked and stickyed back. Thank you |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 12:53pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
chi-baby: **hiccups** locked for no just cause. . . **hiccups** morning mak'4-baby |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bingbagbo(m): 12:56pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
i am always walking backwards, help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by chibaby5(f): 12:57pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
jackpot: Early morning hiccups. U taken tombo awready ds early? Locked?! Dint see any warning on page to suggest it cud get locked Morning Trouble |
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by skales(m): 1:25pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
Why can't Ibo people be reasonable for once, bloody terrosists Mikus shut de ffuuuckup and move on. |
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