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Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by Nobody: 11:54am On Oct 16, 2007
ENGLISH; He's cleaning his automobile
CHINESE; Wa Shing Ka.

ENGLISH;This is a Tow-away zone
CHINESE; No Pah King

ENGLISH; Is there a fugitivew here?
CHINESE; Hu Yu Hai Ding?

ENGLISH;Small horse
CHINESE;Tai Ni Po Ni

ENGLISH;Your body odour is offensive
CHINESE;Yu Stin Ki Pu

ENGLISH;I got this for free
CHINESE;Ai No Pei
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by oyie(f): 12:00pm On Oct 16, 2007
is this 4 real?
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by Aiphie(f): 1:01pm On Oct 16, 2007
English: I can speak too
Chinese: Ai Sa Bee

English: Of course, it's real
Chinese: Ye Hit Stru

English: It's really funny
Chinese: Laf Yur Ass Aut

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by Migines(m): 1:07pm On Oct 16, 2007
@aiphie tell me d last on is not tru.
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by jennie1(f): 1:50pm On Oct 16, 2007
People can be inventive. I think you were trying to speak pigin english, i.e

1. He' cleaning his automobile: Washing car

2. This is a tow away zone: No parking

3.Is there a fugitive here? Who youde hide?

4.Small horse: Yoruba Question on who owns the horse

5. Your body odur is offensive: You stinking pu

6. I got this for free: I no pay

very creative
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by Migines(m): 2:14pm On Oct 16, 2007
How doz "tiny pony" sound yoruba?
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by Mu(m): 5:00pm On Oct 16, 2007
I saw this joke a couple of years back and I asked my Asian friend if it was true. he said it was not real, just a joke.
I found it quite amusing and believable though
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by Migines(m): 5:10pm On Oct 16, 2007
@mu
lol.tell him to face it, d truth is bitter though.
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by rume(m): 5:04pm On Oct 17, 2007
Was this really inventive? I knew all this before!! I've also told it to others - cos I got it from someone long ago.
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by tunene: 7:12pm On Oct 17, 2007
nice one man! that was really creative of the real owner. cheers wink
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by havanah: 7:16pm On Oct 17, 2007
hehehehehe that is so funny grin grin grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by topeteadr(m): 12:03am On Oct 18, 2007
This is awesone
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by hotonuo(f): 7:53am On Oct 18, 2007
nice one grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Oct 19, 2007
whats nice and awesome
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by iwajay(m): 12:03pm On Oct 19, 2007
lancaster, almost peed in ma pant. U don kolo.
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by iwajay(m): 12:05pm On Oct 19, 2007
lancaster, almost peed in ma pant. U don kolo.
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by Nobody: 3:00pm On Oct 25, 2007
iwajay:

lancaster, almost peed in ma pant. You don kolo.
thanks my people
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by chukxie(m): 7:05am On May 09, 2008
that was creative , its a complete truism that the chinese language is one of the most difficult languages to learn but once mastered, speaking it is fun all the way , how about these words for a start :

xie xie : thank you
ni hao ma : how are you?
wo ai ni : i love you
ta gui la : its expensive
lao gong : husband
lao po : wife, wink
Re: Learn Chinese In 3 Minutes by clemcykul(f): 8:36am On May 09, 2008
klap for yerself grin

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