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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by chuksikem(m): 7:25pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
in a public place, please whats the time ??always works for me |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by lagcity(m): 7:48pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
OMG! Chinwe, is that u? long time. remember me? I stole your gala back in primary 2. Now i have come to steal ur heart |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by mechanicaldummie(m): 7:54pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Hey! i just realised dis, but u look alot like my next girlfriend. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by FXKing2012(m): 7:56pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
uzoexcel: This is crazy hilarious. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by mechanicaldummie(m): 8:07pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
I forgot your name, so can I call you MINE? |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by tiebe: 8:09pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! « #44 on: Today at 04:06:05 PM » Do u bliv in luv at 1st sight or shud I walk by u again? my fav! |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by mechanicaldummie(m): 8:26pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
"Are You Single?" "No, I`m Plural." "No, I mean, are you free this friday?" "No, I`m expensive!" 1 Like |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by tunnytox(m): 8:47pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
I think you're my running mate i once used this and it worked well for me. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by WAVixen: 9:22pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Don't you want me to eat your "snail?". |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kponkish(m): 9:36pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
u lovu me i lovu u, ma ko ko alu (mak we gather dey do) |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
hahaha, I use the ' have we met before' or 'your face looks familiar' line. Its quite an easy line to start a convo with a gurl, especially with a girl that you thought wont give you audience or might snob you. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by BlackPikiN(m): 1:56am On Feb 09, 2012 |
uzoexcel: |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by dabrake(m): 3:37am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Baby kel(girl), eiln(eh), jou(you) see, i jave(have) been seeing jou(you) aroung(around) and i tdin(think) i daik(like) jou(you). I wan jou(you) to be my keeelfren(girlfriend) . . . Wtf! You think you like me? |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by MrCork17: 4:27am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Sweeeery how are you? |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Ranoscky(m): 4:55am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Hey girl, can say something? What? I think God created u on the last day of the week cos, ur beauty is effortless! |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by dj5naira(m): 7:20am On Feb 09, 2012 |
I have money. Be my wife. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 9:35am On Feb 09, 2012 |
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by oluite(f): 10:34am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Girl you remind me of my dead sister. was left very shocked. Almost every girl has overheard you look familiar. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by lexander(m): 12:27pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
How about this one a guy stops a girl and says "i love you oya talk your own" |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by mustspin: 12:38pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
lagcity:very dumb, sounds like johnny bravo |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by moHot(f): 2:12pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
BOY----BABY I FEEL LIKE SEEING YOU NOW NOW GIRL---YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM BOY---JUST TELL ME WHERE AND I WILL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY GIRL---OYA COME AND MEET ME BOY-----WHERE GIRL----HEAVEN!! |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by pinkymami(f): 2:27pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
There was this guy trying to ask me out one certain time and he kept saying"my father is the MD in their company"if a car passed he'll go"my dad used to have that car but he doesn't drive it anymore " he kept making reference to his dad,I just couldn't take it anymore when he said"My dad would be going to london next week,can I have your number?" I was like WTF?I had to ask him if he was chyking me for his dad,I walked away before he could answer. btw I was 18 then. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by dj5naira(m): 2:36pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
moHot:You're such an angel, only angels live in heaven. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Blizzy9ja: 2:40pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Sorry cutie, u resemble familiar |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by mustspin: 2:50pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
^^^^ so u r familiar with resemblance too |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by stealthninjax2: 8:04pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
You're so hot, I thought you were the sun. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by firestar(f): 11:36pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Was holding my lil cousin whilst picking out grocery, And this happens: 'Excuse me?' I turn round. 'Is that baby yours?' How rude. Apparently, my 'baby' cousin scrowled and commented 'Uncle, ahm not har baybee! Ahm har-' she pointed to her mother yards away, '-baybee!'. I seal the deal with a smirk: 'You're excused'. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Sike(m): 12:04am On Feb 10, 2012 |
"Hello Baby, tell me apart 4rm being sexy, wot else do i nid 2 know abt U?" Trust me it really work only if you know how to fake a smile. Lmao |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Ranoscky(m): 10:27am On Feb 14, 2012 |
Blizzy9ja:Lol. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by IZUKWU(m): 12:37pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Squease me please,my name is okay jarr.i am in the study of law.i just finish my lecturer now.can i donation #2O,OOO for the night. , |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by drnoel: 6:23pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
I heard this line in a bar where I was drinking one day and this drunk shorty walks up 2 me. Drunk shorty: Hey man, u seem like a nice guy, got a light. Me: Light 4 what? (cos I don't smoke) Drunk shorty: Light 2 light me up this night. Me: Wow, wow are u ok lady. Drunk shorty: Yea, am fine, just need company. Luckily my wife was there so she just put her arm around my waist and told her "BUZZ OFF, his taken". Drunk shorty: We could share u know, if u want. WIfey: What, get the bleep out before I |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by captalex(m): 8:19pm On May 30, 2012 |
lagcity: chineke! u r dat victoria secret girl (model) abi? what is ya name?Haha nice one |
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