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A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 1:43pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
A passerby asked, ‘why are you crying?’ Kid, ‘My parents are fighting inside the house.’ Passerby, ‘Who is your father?’ Kid, ‘That is what the fight is about' |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by superfour(m): 2:11pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Then help the poor kid, |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 2:18pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
how? |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 2:36pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
When asked, how he would like to die, the man said : ‘I would like to die like my grandfather did, peaceful in His sleep, not screaming or yelling like the passengers in the car he was driving.’ |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by superfour(m): 2:38pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
By help him answer the question! |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 3:05pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Happily Married “Now, that looks like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband. “Don’t be too sure, my Dear.” replied his wife. “They’re probably saying the same thing about us.” |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by superfour(m): 3:11pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
But, the woman is saying the right fact. |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Onyeasi(m): 3:38pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
*smbp* |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by superfour(m): 4:18pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
@*smbp* What is this? |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by bunmioguns(m): 4:56pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
nice jokes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Kinezeala(m): 8:33am On Feb 09, 2012 |
great thread here. |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 9:48am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Thanx Kine, here is another Judge Judy to prostitute: 'So when did you realize you were raped?' Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.' |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 10:00am On Feb 09, 2012 |
Sam: Would you punish me for something i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by ekeroyal(m): 10:13am On Feb 09, 2012 |
![]() well done joerux60 |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 10:30am On Feb 09, 2012 |
thanx Ekeroyal. here we go again, The manager of an Irish club was talking to a young player who had applied for a trial with the club. 'Do you kick with both feet?' asked the manager. 'Don't be silly!' said the trialist. 'If I did that, I wouldn't be able to stand up, would I!’ |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by bunmioguns(m): 12:47pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Nice one poster, Projan likes u and asking if u cld join them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 1:40pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
@ bunmioguns. thanx brother. Sure enough i will join them. forging friendship is the basis of good communication. How do i join and is Projan a club? please school me. |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 1:52pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
"Joining a Biker Club" joke Wanting to join a biker club, the old lady knocked on the door of a local club. A very large, bearded biker with tattoos covering his arms answered the door. "I want to join your club," proclaimed the old lady. Rather amused, the biker told her she would have to meet certain biker criteria, before being permitted to join. "Do you have a bike?", he asked. "Of course. There's my Honda right over there," she said, pointing to a Honda parked nearby. "Do you smoke?" he asked. "Sure I do! Four packs of cigarettes a day and a few cigars while I'm playing pool," answered the old lady. "Ever been picked up by the fuzz," the biker asked. "No, but I have been swung around by the nipples a few times!" she replied. |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Nobody: 4:09pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
cool jokes and thread! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() and don't join projan ooo. . . they are full of s.hit! ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Nobody: 4:15pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Otooro! But but but why? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by bunmioguns(m): 4:31pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
joerux60: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We are only trying to entertain ourselves here naani ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Nobody: 5:15pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ^^^ that must be bunmioguns and troydbos hugging each other ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by bunmioguns(m): 5:28pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
otooro: *Bring out his blala* |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 10:10am On Feb 10, 2012 |
That picture reminds me of this story(not a Joke) IN THE NEWS A Harare woman Alice Gumbe has been arrested for feeding her chichens with the life prolonging drug commonly known as ARVs. In a stunning confession, the woman said she would grind the popurlar pills and dissolve it in water which the chickens will drink on. The chickens are extra- ordinarilly big with some reportedly weighing almost 10Kgs. The woman was arrested after the police was tipped off by anonymus members of the public. Meanwhile, the police have urged members of the public not to buy meat from unscruplous business people!!! . |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 10:17am On Feb 10, 2012 |
So I can act as a go-in-between, to merge JJC and Projan? The way I operate is such that I don't want divisions in the house. Peace and reconciliation is the way foward. So let's all unite. |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Nobody: 10:30am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^^ whr's the joke? ignore the two crazy group of dry jokers! ![]() |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 10:51am On Feb 10, 2012 |
Here. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word with each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep ,” the wife replied, “In-laws.” |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by scottN(m): 11:04am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^^ ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 11:08am On Feb 10, 2012 |
Pinku tells her husband, “Pappu, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Pappu says, “Why? I hardly know the girl!” |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by scottN(m): 11:11am On Feb 10, 2012 |
![]() ![]() ![]() LOL Papa was truly a Rolling Stone!!! Nice 1 dude |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by joerux60: 11:30am On Feb 10, 2012 |
Thanx scottN. try this one: A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 compared to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…" The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ” What?” |
Re: A Kid Was Crying Outside His House. by Nobody: 11:37am On Feb 10, 2012 |
^^^ nice jokes bro! i vote u best jokes section poster yet! ![]() |
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