dani1luv:

Seen all before.

Still good though.

Ozegbe:

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under an helicopter. Ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to making sacrifices to make the world a better place. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men holding the rope started clapping. Looooolllz

Ozegbe:

are u married or let me say are in a serious relationship? dont ask me why am asking just answer

dani1luv:

Nah, none,. . .I aint that cute, u wan find wife 4 me??

Ozegbe:

u are not cute only if u say so and wat has u sound as if being cute and handsome is a prerequisite for relationship. ( i no u re just kidding this is joke section of course so am kidding too)

bin gbagbo:

dat guy must be scales!!

dani1luv:

This your grammar dey gimme headache

Ozegbe:

A boy called one FM radio station and said, BOY: "I have found a lost Purse with $ 100,000, a Mastercard and I.D of one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato, Plot 4 park view estate, Ikoyi. PRESENTER: How Honest you are boy, So do u want 2 return d purse? BOY: Nooo, for what? I just want 2 dedicate a song to him. Play me, My HELPER OOOO, MY HELPER,