JigsawKillah, what's happening?

Pandemonium on Manure thread!!!



Isu ata yaan yaan



Oya Shakiti Bobo

Pataki:


You don't wanna go the way of insulting parents. Go and read my past postings on this board. Your parents will log on this forum and personally beg if I start with you on that level.

Pataki - auto correct? Am I intimidating you that much? I told you I am a graduate na. My Masters thesis proudly adorns my University library for future generation to read and learn from.

Why do you keep failing exams in your Open University? Even Obasanjo as old as he is, passed his exams from Open University. Do you think it is your destiny to be a graduate?

Lying cûnt! I am not as daft as you, failing is an abomination in my family. Your masters thesis, your bsc fûcking whatever, ode, what stops your from posting shots? Let's see if we're not seeing a Patrick Obahiagbon wannabe. Agbaya. Agama lizard feeling funky.

UEFA Champions League group stage draw pot
POT 1
Barcelona, Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Juventus, Benfica, PSG, Zenit, PSV
POT 2
Real Madrid, Athletico, Porto, Arsenal, Man Utd, Valencia, Leverkusen, Man City
POT 3
Shakhtar Donesk, Sevilla, Lyon, Dinamo Kyiv, Olympiacos, CSKA, Galastasaray, Roma
POT 4
BATE Borisov, Monchengladbach, Wolfsburg, Dynamo Zagreb, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Gent, Malmo, Astana

llaykorn:
JigsawKillah, what's happening?

let's just say I'm tired of being at the recieving end of the e-fights. each of the dumbfûcks are getting a dish as big as the size of sinizia's head.


they're all getting served

ElFenomeno1:


If only that was yours... then I'd be worthy but as usual, it's the yanking, Janking and lifting spree tonight!
When you lift, make sure you edit properly... reprobate!
You fu...ck men all day every day... the only punny you could have seen was coming out of your mum's but unfortunately your eyesight was bad as a result of the violent poking which blinded you and ruined her internally!
Explains why you can't edit the shi...t you lift off the Internet with the help of your obese uncle!

Excruciating jabs on your head has created sinkholes wider than the orifice you crawled off...

You glorified nonce.... whose spleen should be crushed with a steel toe cap!

Descendant of an abominable mating between a dog and a cripple cum hunchback... reason why your face is the coming together of the bits out a beer parlour and soup joint in Calabar.

Funtwerp you a big fuc king fuc..ktard

Olodo rabata! Your fingers are trembling, your network is fluctuating, your battery is being drained, the life force or what is left of it has been drained from your "gargoyle like ego"! All your oldie supporters are now laughing behind your back, pitying you, some have gone to bed, some have switched to alternates in order to sympathise with your foolish self, your disses are as impotent as that rotten piece of sausage you have dangling in your sokoto! Your a cracked shell of the primate you once were! I have grinded your bones into dusting powder tonight, but as your lord I would surely allow you the opportunity to use some of your bone powder for make up as usual! But I hope you realize that makeup isn't going to fix your
stupidity, personality or attitude right? You are still going to remain as the dimwitted, twattish, person you have been since the unfortunate and regrettable event known as your birth took place! You are gods only known mistake! Countless angels have been fired up in heaven for allowing a defective ro-beast such as yourself make it out alive and into the human populace! Your skeleton is nothing more than an apartment for medical waste masquerading as organs! Your feeble mind is made worse by the fact that your I.Q is the size of a speck of granulated sugar! That's why you need a helmet when you walk down the street! You are what william shakespear described centuries ago as the "classic dunderhead"! Its good to see that you have not let your forefathers down! Inconsequential Cankerworm!

tess1:
UEFA Champions League group stage draw pot
POT 1
Barcelona, Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Juventus, Benfica, PSG, Zenit, PSV
POT 2
Real Madrid, Athletico, Porto, Man Utd, Valencia, Leverkusen, Man City
POT 3
Shakhtar Donesk, Sevilla, Lyon, Dinamo Kyiv, Olympiacos, CSKA, Galastasaray, Roma
POT 4
BATE Borisov, Monchengladbach, Wolfsburg, Dynamo Zagreb, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Gent, Malmo, Astana

where Arsenal? Or you thought they're still playing play-offs?

tess1:
UEFA Champions League group stage draw pot
POT 1
Barcelona, Chelsea, Bayern Munich, Juventus, Benfica, PSG, Zenit, PSV
POT 2
Real Madrid, Athletico, Porto, Man Utd, Valencia, Leverkusen, Man City
POT 3
Shakhtar Donesk, Sevilla, Lyon, Dinamo Kyiv, Olympiacos, CSKA, Galastasaray, Roma
POT 4
BATE Borisov, Monchengladbach, Wolfsburg, Dynamo Zagreb, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Gent, Malmo, Astana

Lool. Wey Arsenal dey??

Arsenal are in Pot 2

JigsawKillah:



let's just say I'm tired of being at the recieving end of the e-fights. each of the dumbfûcks are getting a dish as big as the size of sinizia's head.


they're all getting served

Haha. Have a nice time serving them dinner then!

And, sinizia? Is he here?

Mourinholic:

Pls sir,he is not a Chelsea fan sir....Thank u sir,ESE sir....
Hope u aren't vexed sir...
Thanks Boss...

career destroying LORD,and its not FUN

My apologies! His GAYNESS has now been fully established! Thanks sir 4 your observation! Lol

funlord:



Olodo rabata! Your fingers are trembling, your network is fluctuating, your battery is being drained, the life force or what is left of it has been drained from your "gargoyle like ego"! All your oldie supporters are now laughing behind your back, pitying you, some have gone to bed, some have switched to alternates in order to sympathise with your foolish self, your disses are as impotent as that rotten piece of sausage you have dangling in your sokoto! Your a cracked shell of the primate you once were! I have grinded your bones into dusting powder tonight, but as your lord I would surely allow you the opportunity to use some of your bone powder for make up as usual! But I hope you realize that makeup isn't going to fix your
stupidity, personality or attitude right? You are still going to remain as the dimwitted, twattish, person you have been since the unfortunate and regrettable event known as your birth took place! You are gods only known mistake! Countless angels have been fired up in heaven for allowing a defective ro-beast such as yourself make it out alive and into the human populace! Your skeleton is nothing more than an apartment for medical waste masquerading as organs! Your feeble mind is made worse by the fact that your I.Q is the size of a speck of granulated sugar! That's why you need a helmet when you walk down the street! You are what william shakespear described centuries ago as the "classic dunderhead"! Its good to see that you have not let your forefathers down! Inconsequential Cankerworm!

Oh Jeez! This aint a fair fight no more

llaykorn:


Haha. Have a nice time serving them dinner then!

And, sinizia? Is he here?

yes, he's a Manure fan. it turns out he ain't the only one stalking me either. I think 2 other nitwîts too. I'm taking them all as they come.

Mourinholic:

Pls sir,he is not a Chelsea fan sir....Thank u sir,ESE sir....
Hope u aren't vexed sir...
Thanks Boss...

career destroying LORD,and its not FUN

JigsawKillah:



Lying cûnt! I am not as daft as you, failing is an abomination in my family. Your masters thesis, your bsc fûcking whatever, ode, what stops your from posting shots? Let's see if we're not seeing a Patrick Obahiagbon wannabe. Agbaya. Agama lizard feeling funky.

Oshe! weyrey da si rough! Wa shere! How many times did you fail JAMB before you foolishly came on this forum to be posting Open University Direct Entrance scorepoint?

You are the same dunce that has no inkling how register via online for your courses, yet you want to tell me you are not failure?! If na to be rapping foolish lines, you are the King Kong in that.

Open University failure.

AdeLaNa1:
Incased u missed it, here's the highlight of the fight between FunBeast & Elfeminine





Funlord 8 - 2 Elfenomeno1

Fight half alone in picture

JigsawKillah:


where Arsenal? Or you thought they're still playing play-offs?

Sorry o. In pot 2

JigsawKillah:



where Arsenal? Or you thought they're still playing play-offs?

Funlord don nack them apako...

8:2 is still the score.

JigsawKillah:



yes, he's a Manure fan. it turns out he ain't the only one stalking me either. I think 2 other nitwîts too. I'm taking them all as they come.

I'm a Man-u fan too, and you can't imagine how the win makes us feel, so you could have cut your brothers some slack, couldn't you? They are hyper-active tonight, and it's quite understandable, isn't it?

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people no de sleep here... i Can see crowd trooping in

funlord:



You are still going to remain as the dimwitted, twattish, person you have been since the unfortunate and regrettable event known as your birth took place! You are gods only known mistake! Countless angels have been fired up in heaven for allowing a defective ro-beast such as yourself make it out alive and into the human populace! Your skeleton is nothing more than an apartment for medical waste masquerading as organs! Your feeble mind is made worse by the fact that your I.Q is the size of a speck of granulated sugar! That's why you need a helmet when you walk down the street! You are what william shakespear described centuries ago as the "classic dunderhead"! Its good to see that you have not let your forefathers down! Inconsequential Cankerworm!

Arsenal fans dragging ELFM out of the ring like......

Pataki:


Oshe! weyrey da si rough! Wa shere! How many times did you fail JAMB before you foolishly came on this forum to be posting Open University Direct Entrance scorepoint?

You are the same dunce that has no inkling how register via online for your courses, yet you want to tell me you are not failure?! If na to be rapping foolish lines, you are the King Kong in that.

Open University failure.

were you cursed by a naked witch? Your foolishness is innate and so far, seeing the words you're typing, I wonder if foolishness is not a talent. You should be another Mr Bean, but no, Mr Bean's qualifications are undeniable. Show us your results and a pic of you in graduation gown. Agbaya.

Who failed JAMB? Is it possible to fail something you never wrote? You should focus your energy on your dwindling career and come here spewing rubbish.

Pant-Hanky the clueless one. Specialist in failure. No wonder you are supporting Gayners.

Pataki and jigsawkillah , wtf

JigsawKillah:



were you cursed by a naked witch? Your foolishness is innate and so far, seeing the words you're typing, I wonder if foolishness is not a talent. You should be another Mr Bean, but no, Mr Bean's qualifications are undeniable. Show us your results and a pic of you in graduation gown. Agbaya.

Who failed JAMB? Is it possible to fail something you never wrote? You should focus your energy on your dwindling career and come here spewing rubbish.

Pant-Hanky the clueless one. Specialist in failure. No wonder you are supporting Gayners.

SAW?

Mourinholic:

Arsenal fans dragging ELFM out of the ring like......

Oh ma Lawd

Well! It was fun guys! I get club to run so I'm off! Since that stinking son of a 1000 fathers code named ELFEMINATE has quietly stuck his tail between his legs and formed "drained battery style" in order to save face! I hope you have learnt your lesson you prostitute? Abeg I hail all the other men on the board! We go see tomorrow! Shalom!

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people no de sleep here... i Can see crowd trooping in

thanks for the attendance jare my Oga!
Sleep no gree come as Funlord don nack hat trick!

I don knack finish



Funlord, My word Baba na you oh, Tuale


Elf is still my Nigga mehn

Pataki abeg ignore that guy, and to think he's from Warri, same place i'm from he's just letting me down

Omo neymar is supposed to be a rapper oo. See punchlines against man utd :

I did nt say I will leave Barcelona, united should go for sadio mane instead, I don't just want to live in Manchester. I am a top class Brazilian, Anderson is the only Brazilian I know that is desperate to join united's team. Last season I won treble, so Barcelona is the best team in the world while united is not even the best team in manchester. Take Sergio and pedro for instance, their agents were speaking with ed, but following week, Sergio signed a new deal for Madrid and Chelsea stole pedro and you think I would sign for a team that get snubbed like this? Luis Enrique let me play my football but van gaal will sabotage it. I will be playing long balls and become normal like januzaj. I am messi's protégé in nou camp, do you think I want to be rooney's protégé? I would be the one teaching him things. How will anyone think I will swap attack of suarez and messi for rooney and Ashley young? for rooney I hate shrek movies. And as for Ashley young the most notable moment of his career was when a bird shit in his mouth.

Memes
HORROR

We don even abandon pretense of coming here for normal football discussion.
All this cursing of parent and personal attack go only win you fake internet point
Four pages I don dey read from,found very little details about the match we just won.
Banter is good in moderation all this personal attack no join.