Funlord2:

So even after 0 GOALS and 0 ASSISTS in a football manager standard league?

And after pissing away €80million on this braided turd burgler you still wan talk?

Have you no shame?

afrodoc2:


Haba na so you hate your club reach?
But seriously we have to get back our reputation in the transfer market. Practically every striker is being linked to us; Lukaku, Belloti, Lacazette, Morata, Aubameyang.

afrodoc2:
Funlord i sight you.
Now that Griezmann seems to be off the table who do you suggest we go for?

sinizia:



You missed the sarcasm in my post even with my grin emoji visible. I'm the head of the #ZlatanItsTimeToGo crew, have you forgotten? I've publicly written on here before Zlatan got injured how I wanted him to get an injury during his holiday so that the club can get me Aubameyang and his contract is not renewed.

We need a new striker and if it's up to me, Aubameyang would've been bought by now while Zlatan leaves. Zlatan is not needed going forward, we need a striker with pace and a bit younger and Aubameyang ticks that boxes for me.

My reply was me mimicking a typical Funlord's (the post was directed to him) reply who will always want Zlatan to stay as he's fond of the guy.

weedtaker:
leave am, i don even forget seff say person like renato sanches the play for one european top team.

but doc you badt o, wetin carry you go the find about that guy, when we here are busy looking for the striker that will fit jose's system?

Funlord2:



Well...I looking forward to a signing of a clinical finisher...."A lewandowski?".. "A belotti?"..."Kasper dolberg?" Or even an unknown quantity like the dortmund wonderkid "dembele" or "Irvin longanzo" if you will! Those last 2 possess the X factor in their boots and given the right guidance could be transformed into monumental false 9's like messi!


Neymar is some Alice in wonderland _shit! Kane can't happen! Aubameyang can't happen! Lukaku is not a united style forward but his numbers are currently holding on to the microphone for his case for now!


Griezmann "might still happen" so do not fret over what the haters may say...but those guys in the 1st paragraph are our normal standard! Let's see how it goes!

afrodoc2:


My broda e go bad o.
But make we no lie make we no thief, the guy give Dayo real L for this season.
Renato that has the first touch of a ra.pist and the second touch of a serial ra.pist.

afrodoc2:


Dembele of dortmund is a winger and is not and will never be a 9, Kasper Dolberg from the 3rd rate dutch league that disappeared like the fart of a leprous witch in the europa final is not ready (and may never be), Lozano is a winger and not a 9.
Belotti might be a one season wonder, i won't want us to get him.
Why can't Aubameyang happen? If we had chased Aubameyang the way we had chased Griezmann things might have been different. You guys said Aubameyang was going to Madrid and that we and other clubs had no chance, now we are hearing he has almost sealed the deal with PSG.

afrodoc2:


Dembele of dortmund is a winger and is not and will never be a 9, Kasper Dolberg from the 3rd rate dutch league that disappeared like the fart of a leprous witch in the europa final is not ready (and may never be), Lozano is a winger and not a 9.
Belotti might be a one season wonder, i won't want us to get him.
Why can't Aubameyang happen? If we had chased Aubameyang the way we chased Griezmann things might have been different. You guys said Aubameyang was going to Madrid and that we and other clubs had no chance, now we are hearing he has almost sealed the deal with PSG.

Aubameyang, Kane, Lukaku are my preferred choices at this moment in that order

raumdeuter:
Motherfuckas!! who wins tomorrow Juventss or Madrid and who wan stake money?

Funlord2:



So we don't need wingers? Or you did not see where I listed out 3 number classic number 9's and the 2 kids after them?

Or we are good with lingard and young?


I've told you to forget about aubameyang...you can clearly see why madrid is trying to throw morata to anything that moves as a sign of where he is headed! His coach has bounced psg have made a move...we are not even looking his way and the boy has clearly disrespected many clubs by saying "I must only go to real"...psg have no shame so they can be forgiven for not knowing how to act like a big club yet..but we are not looking at him!


Lewandowski has been chased by us for 4 years...that is realistic! He is 30 and is preparing for his last big move and is probably tired of seeing braided midfielders or wingers with zero assists as those meant to provide from the wings or midfield for him!

Belotti is a solid target man who is doing big things in a burnley type team in serie a and you say we should not take a look?

Dolberg is raw but has the tools to be a solid enough option from the bench or even to start or be paired with both rashford or zlatan! Lukaku is not my cup of tea but he gets the job done!

What else do I need to say bruv?

Funlord2:

Well...I'm Looking forward to a signing of a clinical finisher...."A lewandowski?".. "A belotti?"..."Kasper dolberg?" Or even an unknown quantity like the dortmund wonderkid "dembele" or "Irvin longanzo" if you will! Those last 2 possess the X factor in their boots and given the right guidance could be transformed into monumental false 9's like messi!


Neymar is some Alice in wonderland _shit! Kane can't happen! Aubameyang can't happen! Lukaku is not a united style forward but his numbers are currently holding on to the microphone for his case for now!


Griezmann "might still happen" so do not fret over what the haters may say...but those guys in the 1st paragraph are our normal standard! Let's see how it goes!

ChristineC:
it is looking more likely Marcus Rashford will lead and alternate with Anthony Martial next season at least until Zlatan Ibrahimović is fully fit, although I see the addition of some experience in maybe Javier Hernandez with focused player upgrade on the right wing forward, midfield and multi-functional defender.

raumdeuter:
Motherfuckas!! who wins tomorrow Juventss or Madrid and who wan stake money?

Funlord2:
There are even rumors that martial may be sold or used as a make weight in other deals so even his own future is up in the air! He is also too inconsistent to lead the line for us in both the champions league or the premiership...remember no zlatan till 2018! That's almost half our games of the season lost...Martial and rashford can't score the amount of goals we need to remain in the hunt till then while they are still learning?

Hernandez had his time at united and jose is not one for romantic signings...I don't think he is the surprise that jose meant but as wyclef once said "anything can happen"! Bottom line we need pure goal scorers first and foremost and then the rest can fall into place! Bellotis name is the one bubbling the most next to lukakus!

GloryIsaac:
Why is everyone ignoring this guy as an upgrade on the right wing? or is it b'cos he plays in serie A
I think he's gonn' survive the EPL..

http://www.transfermarkt.com/federico-bernardeschi/profil/spieler/197300

ChristineC:
Anthony Martial's future can't be in the air, what for? LoL. That's totally baseless.
That Belotti I haven't seen his face but I share raumdeuter's sentiments on Italian league strikers. Since the days of Christian Vieri and Adriano (can't remember full names), I can't think of a quality striker that has done much from there, maybe Hernan Crespo. I know there will be exceptions but I'd rather stick to tested waters.

Oasis007:




His Name alone has disqualified him as a United type PLAYER!

Haba! ... take a good look at his profile and style of play nah, don't judge a book by its cover pls . He's a natural right winger, can also play the other attacking positions and his price shouldn't be more than 40m given the club he plays for at the moment....
He also has the crazy flair we're seriously lacking on the right wing...

Lincolnn2:
Lol. Egbon, sneaky as usual? I mentioned you about staking on who wins tomorrow on the Barca's thread, you didn't respond. SMH.

Funlord2:
Madrid for me...10k each!

raumdeuter:
Motherfuckas!! who wins tomorrow Juventss or Madrid and who wan stake money?

bigkesh:


Kaloi is better than Sheva because Kalou succeeded the same place Sheva failed

Oh yeah......And Ozil was better Kaka


And Ultimately Kompany is way better than Boateng


Egbon prove your point without poor logic

raumdeuter:


You get paypal? or how we wan stake? If you get paypal I ready take you up on the bet

BTW Let funlord2 take you on

dubylhover:
madrid would win 2 1,you saw it here first

Lincolnn2:
Are u willing 2 bet? Am all in 4 a Juventus win by 2 goals difference.

raumdeuter:


He cost 35M. which could have maxed at 45M if he made FIFA 11 or won WPOTY