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Npjc For Life! by sutoboy(m): 10:14am On Feb 15, 2012
A young girl about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend was been tutored by her grandma."He will try to kiss you, allow him. He will try to cuddle you, allow him. He will try to lay u down and get on top of you, don't allow him".The girl asked, "grandma, why?". Grandma said, "because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family".Girl said "okay" and left on her date.Several hours later she returned and grandma asked "how did it go?".Girl said "exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family".Grandma fainted!!
Hahahahaahhahahh.


come to NPJC now!
Re: Npjc For Life! by Agybabe(f): 10:24am On Feb 15, 2012
Seen it before but still cool.

Keep up the good work of copy and paste, I am sure you will make a living out of it. It pays well.
Re: Npjc For Life! by sutoboy(m): 10:27am On Feb 15, 2012
sure now!

e dey sweet die!
Re: Npjc For Life! by mikuz(m): 10:56am On Feb 15, 2012
mtchew
Re: Npjc For Life! by bunmioguns(m): 11:00am On Feb 15, 2012
copy copy suto
Re: Npjc For Life! by Agybabe(f): 11:01am On Feb 15, 2012
*laughing inside my head because it isn't too funny for me to laugh outside*
Re: Npjc For Life! by sutoboy(m): 11:57pm On Feb 15, 2012
u sha laf! dat one don do me
Re: Npjc For Life! by dani1luv: 11:59pm On Feb 15, 2012
old joke, watz njpc?
Re: Npjc For Life! by sutoboy(m): 12:14am On Feb 16, 2012
Nairaland progressive Jokers Club

are u joining?
Re: Npjc For Life! by dani1luv: 12:17am On Feb 16, 2012
nah, jst wanted to knw wat it meant. .
Re: Npjc For Life! by sutoboy(m): 12:25am On Feb 16, 2012
re you still on bed?
Re: Npjc For Life! by dani1luv: 12:29am On Feb 16, 2012
no, am picking beans
Re: Npjc For Life! by sutoboy(m): 12:35am On Feb 16, 2012
pack am well and and arrange the firewood on time!
Re: Npjc For Life! by dani1luv: 7:57am On Feb 16, 2012
smh, I pity for you sad
Re: Npjc For Life! by sutoboy(m): 9:38am On Feb 16, 2012
as u dey pity me i kan dey fear sha!

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