IN THIS EDITION,

1[b]. ARAREGEM DEFILES 15 YEAR OLD BOY. [/b]. .
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Stingy
« on: February 12, 2012, 08:13 PM »

My boyfriend of 15 years, 9 months, 2 days and 4 hours just broke up with me.
He said he could no longer keep up with my demands. Everyone knows I'm not that demanding. But I just asked for a private jet and he didn't even have the curtsy to give me the £4,000 I was supposed to use for shopping in Dubai. Now what am I going to do? I was looking forward to that trip.


2. EL GUAPO IS A HERMAPHRODITE. . .
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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers
« #499 on: Today at 02:59:13 PM »

El you didnt tell me you are an hermaphrodite



3. SUTOBOY, FOUNDER OF NPJC ACCUSED OF BEING GAYY BY A RENOWNED GAYY RIGHT ACTIVIST. . .
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Re: Projan News ### Ist Edition
« #32 on: February 14, 2012, 12:23 PM »

Sutoboy bro. Are u gay? like me?



I mean dis in a nice way*

NPJC, Founder!
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Re: Projan News ### Ist Edition
« #51 on: February 14, 2012, 10:48 PM »

No wonder.
So Suto na gay!


4. MODERATOR DANI1LUV IS THE SAME PERSON BEHIND THE ID HOMAR AND BUSHY ANUS. . .
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Re: Projan News ### Ist Edition
« #63 on: Today at 06:50:44 AM »

Quote from: dani1luv on Today at 12:21:01 AM
Homar?

Oga where did you get these?

Danny1luv and Homar same person

From a reliable source


5.STALES, PREJUDICE AGAINST MR BIN GBAGBO EXPOSED. . .
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Re: Let's Have Your Complaint Here: NEW RULE, UPDATED!!
« #620 on: February 13, 2012, 01:09 PM »

Danni bro

Please I warn report biiitchcrapgbo to you and I hope dis time u go BAN AM Angry
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NPJC President. ,
And God's gift to women
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Re: Let's Have Your Complaint Here: NEW RULE, UPDATED!!
« #621 on: February 13, 2012, 01:25 PM »

who'z bitchcrapgbro? Plus wah did he do?


6. BOOQEE , LUCARIO ETC ALL ENDORSE AND JOIN PROJAN. . .
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Re: Mr Jjc
« #2 on: Yesterday at 09:23:12 AM »

Quote from: Toy god on Yesterday at 12:33:07 AM
, dis na my first time here o. Abeg,wot does it take ,to b fit?
N.B; no harsh words pls,

1) u have to post VERY VERY funny jokes.
2)u have to join PROJAN(progressive jokers association of nairaland) or NPJC(non progressive jokers club nairaland progressive jokers club. But i strongly advise u join projan

It is nice to be important but more important to be nice.
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Re: Mr Jjc
« #28 on: Yesterday at 07:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Toy god on Yesterday at 12:33:07 AM
, dis na my first time here o. Abeg,wot does it take ,to b fit?
N.B; no harsh words pls,

Welcome to NL! I'm going to give you a proper welcome - unlike the one i got with posting my first joke and the idiots of projan and npjc spoilt it-
sorry, forgetting those utterly useless gay monkeys, here in the joke section, sarcasm, irony, and good joke criticition is important and most of all. . .
DO NOT JOIN EITHER PROJAN OR NPJC. But if u must choose one, i'd advise projan. Although Vain, crude and boorish, Bin Gbagbo and his vice are
actually funny. Unlike the slow/perverted pig Mikuz. Well that's al i can tell you now.

8[b]. OTOORO PROPOSES LOVE TO MRS AGYBABE GBAGBO. . .[/b]
Blessed is he who I fall in love wit. You've got 2 be awesome 4 me to.
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Re: That Awkward Moment ( Drop Yours )
« #15 on: February 13, 2012, 09:43 PM »

^^^ Agybabae! i dey feel u Grin Grin Grin


9. MODERATOR DANI1LUV TOASTING ARAREGEM. . .
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Re: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Spend Your Val. Day With?
« #52 on: Today at 12:24:26 AM »

ARareGem,

our valentine jst wan start. . .

10. NEWBIE SWTCHICGURL PROPOSES LOVE TO MR BIN GBAGBO. . .
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Re: Which Nairalander Would You Like To Spend Your Val. Day With?
« #78 on: Today at 02:22:45 PM »

^^^ tnx sweet Smiley










YOUR MOST AUTHORITATIVE PROJAN NEWS WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ANYTIME.

EDITOR: MR BIN GBAGBO

ASSISTANT EDITOR: DR DONKOLLIONE

Why is my name nt there, @ least we  compiled it together 

bunmioguns:

Why is my name nt there, @ least we  compiled it together 

na typographical error, dont worry u go feature in the third edition

actually am not a gay!

i just love guys with red lips like Bin and Donkollione

and guys with fat buttocks!

Does that really make me a GAY?

^^Copy & Paste again
Old
Come up with sth new

wetin u dey do for nairaland sef?


MF go inside the room and lay on bed,am coming for u!

*exit d thread ASAP after reading d comment above him*

Dani, leave that araregem chick ooo!, na bunmi in babe bi that!!!!

@topic,
he he he

Gayyy allegation, hand work of my political detractors

wat satisfaction is there in a fellow man,s anus?






spits!!

PROJAN.
Interview.

Interviewer: So there is someone who wishes to join projan as Mrs Booqee Assistant or Vice President's assistant just so he can destroy NPJC, what is your comment Mr President?
MR BIN GBAGBO: *insert comment here*

Interviewer: So MR. DONKOLOLINE do you need a witty assistant with a great personality?
MR DONKOLLINE: *insert comment here*

Interviewer: So Miss Booqee aka Queen B , would you like a young, drop dead goodlooking, fun, serious, Assistant with lots of PHDS and Degrees?
QUEEN B: *Insert comment here*

I am patiently waiting for a reply
-Lucario007.

PROJAN come wash my jeans , hey LUCA bwoy what u doing looking like homer simpson, get ,moving mehn.
damn.

Lucarioi

One day u go make me laugh

Just keep trying  

Ode Remo I bann you in the name of Patience johnathan and condemn you in the name of fuel subsidy.
Subsidized Gay cow like you.

and you skales or abi Studio Cfr, if you don't won't people to hate you, THEN DON'T POST BULL$HITZ!

lucario,
note that, anybody is free to join projan.
we dont do homo, we have the best jokers.
u r welcome everytime.

hey skales whats going down dere jare.
am sipping my 3 barrels and lyf is good.

hey luca , u join PROJAN, u are going down just lyk , bin crapgbo, buki, don clone etc.
NPJC ROCKS.

stales=ode remo=bigvajina=bushy anus=sutoboy.


guy, go get a job!b

UP PROJAN!

But wait o which one is my post? Assistant Vice President?

Lucario007:

UP PROJAN!

But wait o which one is my post? Assistant Vice President?

You go be my Assistant, or u no wan be Assistant Gen Sec

^^

Mk en b awa private driver. u know we nid experience drivers lyk him, i hear he also knows hw to cook. na true?

lucario, choose between the followin;

propaganda secretary, asistant pro, cook, head of operations or agent in npjc

Which kind dirty post u wan give a whole B.Sc holder like lucario?

Lucario bro join NPJC and we go give u make u head of finance

No kidding

stales, i see u,

na only lucario nyansh u wan taste.

forking gayy like u!!!

Don't let me insult your father, he didn't do me anything

bastardd, u nor get fadda self,






sodomitte!!

this is a tough one, true - i am one great cook. But i want something tempting. . .
wait o skales, if i join NPJC u must fire Mikuz. *i am serious*

I will take Assistant General Secretary.

skales:

Which kind dirty post u wan give a whole B.Sc holder like lucario?

Lucario bro join NPJC and we go give u make u head of finance

No kidding

One thing, i suck at finance, that's why i studied Mass Communication, Commerce and English Literature in the university.

lucario,

u will be great at projan, flee from those gayz!!

Lucario007:

PROJAN.
Interview.

Interviewer: So there is someone who wishes to join projan as Mrs Booqee Assistant or Vice President's assistant just so he can destroy NPJC, what is your comment Mr President?
MR BIN GBAGBO: *insert comment here*

Interviewer: So MR. DONKOLOLINE do you need a witty assistant with a great personality?
MR DONKOLLINE: *insert comment here*

Interviewer: So Miss Booqee aka Queen B , would you like a young, drop dead goodlooking, fun, serious, Assistant with lots of PHDS and Degrees?
QUEEN B: *Insert comment here*

I am patiently waiting for a reply
-Lucario007.

uhmm. . .lucario maybe i haven't told u before, i'm not a member of projan, i'm just their sponsor, their sole sponsor. I'm d one that keeps the association going. dats why they have so much funds dan that poor npjc. Lol.