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man and dolphin r the only animals that mate(make love) for fun

  OK means 0(zero) killed as the soldiers reports when their is no causality during war. but now its taken as "there is   (were) no problems

   Bleep means Fornicating Under the Consent of the King. Formerly in England no man meets a woman without the kings approval so when people wants to make love they would  take permision from the king , then he places a notice on their door which would read Bleep then goes in and start "fucking" his wife

elephant is the only animal that can not jump

did u know that in the state of South Carolina, a cop can be beside ur car, while on the street. As soon as u reach a red light, u can open up a bottle of whiskey adn drink the whole thing in front of him while the car is at the red light. As soon as u finish the bottle u turn on ur car and move.

Now of course the law states that the vehicle has to be moving for it to be a crime, so with a good lawyer u can make the cop look incompetent.

What are you talking about? Drunk driving is a crime regardless of where the drinking takes place.
If you stop the car and you drink a bottle of whiskey, then you can be arrested once you restart the car!

Seun:

What are you talking about? Drunk driving is a crime regardless of where the drinking takes place.
If you stop the car and you drink a bottle of whiskey, then you can be arrested once you restart the car!

ah really , but i thougth the car was not moving

There are only 39 human face types

Do you know that human beings and apes share about 95% of their DNA while humans also share 50% of their DNA with bananas?

Does that make us half bananas?

Did you know that the longest word in the english language is PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

It is an illness caused by dust from a volcano.

NOTE: i saw this in a book once and i learned to pronouce the word,i thought this would be a nice one to add to this collection of spectacular discoveries,so i tried looking for the book so i could spell it,but i couldnt find it,i had to spell it by heart,i just found the book,after i posted this,thats why i modified my post to see if i was wrong with the spelling,but guess what. . . . . . . . . . . . . . i got it right

If you want to pronounce it: it is like six words joined together,they can be broken into PNEUMONO(pronounced as nimono) ULTRA-----MICROSCOPIC-----SILICO------VOLCANO-------CONIOSIS. see its simple to pronounce.try pronouncimg it,but if you end up bitting your tongue dont hold me responsible

Do you know that two glass cups filled with water and alcohol respectively and worms placed in each of the cups ended up with two contrasting findings?  The worms in the cup with water  wriggled playfully while the worms in the cup of alcohol disintegrated completely

What do you think alcohol does to your internal organs?    Your guess is as good as mine.

Do you know that man consists of Iron, sugar, salt, carbon, iodine, phoshorus, lime, calcium etc; 263 bones, 600 muscles, 970 miles of blood vessels, 400 cups on the tongue for taste, 20,000 hairs in the ears to tune in to all sounds, 40lbs jaw pressure, 10million nerves and branches, 3,500 sweat tubes to each square inch of the skin, 600 million air cells to the lungs that inhale 2,400 galons of air daily, a telephone system that relates to the brain instantly any known sound, sight, smell taste or touch; The heart beats 4,200 times an hour and pumps 12 tonnes of blood everyday, and guess what amount of  information in the DNA? How did that come about?

Your guess is as good as mine.

yeah

[size=13pt]Did you know that in Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year[/size]

did u know a crinoid has a u-shaped gut & its anus is located nxt to its mouth? Boy! i'm glad we aint like that.

DO you know that Amoxicillin (pain reliever for toothaches) give intense thrush in women?

did u know that the viberation of the anal opening result in the sound of fart depending on the vel of that gas and tightness of the anus and not the flapping of the butt cheeks? LMAO

WTF

surprised? thats why there's a thread like this

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did u know that the viberation of the anal opening result in the sound of fart depending on the vel of that gas and tightness of the anus and not the flapping of the butt cheeks? LMAO
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aha, i hv found 1 neanthertal



THE SHARK IS THE ONLY KNOWN animal THAT VOMITS ITS STOMACH, SO AS TO WASH IT IN SEA WATER!!!,

that's nice to know.

Take this from a fartinologist

Did u know that farting is caused by presence of nitrogen and bacterias in the intestine and the end product after Nitrogen reacts with the acids in the stomach comes out through the ass ? smells!!!

did you know that dolphins sleep with one eye open?

Did u know that if u throw something to the sky it would come back down?

Do u know that at the climax of sexual satisfaction , about 200 volts of action potential is transmitted through the brain cells?

do you know that a portuguese man-o-war is deadlier than a 5.5 Kva generator?

Do you know that:

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit?
A group of frogs is called an army?
A group of owls is called a parliament?
A group of rhinos is called[b] a crash?[/b]

Do you know that a snail can sleep continuously for three years?

Do you know that the human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year?

Do you know that if you could drive to the sun, at 55 miles per hour, it would take about 193 years?

Do you know that if you stretch your arms out to the sides as far as you can, that's how tall you are? Confirm this when you try it .

OLAADEGBU:

Do you know that if you stretch your arms out to the sides as far as you can, that's how tall you are? Confirm this when you try it .

true talk


do u know that an alien has been spotted in naija