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Caught by chux76(m): 11:13am On Feb 18, 2012
Lisa came up behind her husband while he was drinking his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.
"Ow!" Larry exclaimed. "What was that for?"
"I found a piece of paper in your pants with the name 'Mary Lou' written on it," she said angrily. "You better have a good explanation!"
"Calm down, honey," Larry said. "I was at the dog track last week and that was the name of the dog I bet on."
Later that same day, Lisa walked up to her husband and smacked him hard on the forehead when he walked in the door from work.
"What the heck was that for?" he demanded.
"Your dog just called."
Re: Caught by mikuz(m): 11:15am On Feb 18, 2012
how do i figure out the joke?
Re: Caught by chux76(m): 11:18am On Feb 18, 2012
I guess you can go to the nearest super mart and ask for a decoder OR better still find and download a software that translates the English Language to Pidgin English, that might HELP!!
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Re: Caught by EFULEFU1(m): 11:39am On Feb 18, 2012
^^^

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Re: Caught by mikuz(m): 11:47am On Feb 18, 2012
chux are you sure?
Make i no go waste moiney.
Re: Caught by Nobody: 11:57am On Feb 18, 2012
^^^ do people still think?! undecided
Re: Caught by mikuz(m): 12:12pm On Feb 18, 2012
smh
Re: Caught by swtchicgurl: 12:17pm On Feb 18, 2012
is dis a joke undecided undecided undecided
Re: Caught by chux76(m): 12:38pm On Feb 18, 2012
mikuz:

chux are you sure?
Make i no go waste moiney.

Will I lead you astray definitely Not
Re: Caught by mikuz(m): 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2012
ok i've bought the software now, what next?
Re: Caught by Nobody: 1:54pm On Feb 18, 2012
what's happening here?
Re: Caught by oderemo(m): 2:03pm On Feb 18, 2012
@otooro. i luv this dancing boy , where can i get one.
Re: Caught by Nobody: 2:14pm On Feb 18, 2012
9ce 1
Re: Caught by mikuz(m): 2:48pm On Feb 18, 2012
Vicky
Re: Caught by Nobody: 3:00pm On Feb 18, 2012
ode remo:

@otooro. i luv this dancing boy , where can i get one.

it's a video of u, ode. . .
ve u forgotten undecided
Re: Caught by oderemo(m): 3:15pm On Feb 18, 2012
@otooro, if u dont know me get lecture frm your broda foolish gbagbo.
i dont take prisoners, , so dont 4k with me.
now otooro runt, answer d question.
Re: Caught by swtchicgurl: 3:20pm On Feb 18, 2012
mikuz
Re: Caught by mikuz(m): 3:28pm On Feb 18, 2012
im here my love!
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Re: Caught by swtchicgurl: 4:44pm On Feb 18, 2012
na wa ooo, how do u manage to follow all my post! u dey fear me ooo bros!
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Re: Caught by Nobody: 5:30pm On Feb 18, 2012
mikuz needs serious prayers!!!!!!!!! mehn!!!!

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Re: Caught by chux76(m): 8:29pm On Feb 18, 2012
mikuz:

ok i've bought the software now, what next?

Lol, run it on your phone,but it has to be a Nokia 3310 Symbian 60 phone,then holla me again for further instructions.
Re: Caught by Agybabe(f): 9:23pm On Feb 18, 2012
@poster you try jare. Mikuz you are really serious in getting the joke outta here. Goodluck and just follow chuks' instructions. I don't know him but I think he won't risk leading you astray. Lmao!!!
Re: Caught by mikuz(m): 12:02am On Feb 19, 2012
Chux you no go kill me.
Lmao!!

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