IN THIS EDITION. . .

1. MIKUZ LOOSING HIS SENSES. . .

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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers
« #532 on: Yesterday at 06:34:45 PM »

Shizzy Shizzy
On the beat is Davido
E ma dami duro (mi duro)
Emi omo baba olowo (olowo)
Ani wo fe da ma dami duro (duro)
Ewo won, won fe ba mi nawo (nawo)
E ma dami duro (mi duro) Ye
Emi omo baba olowo (olowo)
Ani wo fe da ma dami duro (duro)
Ewo won, won fe ba mi nawo (nawo) Ye
And On the beat is Davido
And i am driving all the girls crazy yo
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
And On the beat is Davido
And i am driving all the girls crazy yo
hmmm…Won gbe
Listen
Na my money, my money o popopo…o popopo
Ju your money o, money o gangangan…ah gangangan
Na my money, my money o popopo….o popopo
Ju your money o, money o gangangan…ah gangangan
Got my nigga right here in the building
And we counting money, we chilling
Racks on racks…
Until we hit the ceiling
What’s up now
Got my nigga right here in the building
And we counting money, we chilling
Racks on racks…
Until we hit the ceiling
What’s up now
E ma dami duro (mi duro)
Emi omo baba olowo (olowo)
Ani wo fe da ma dami duro (duro)
Ewo won, won fe ba mi nawo (nawo)
E ma dami duro (mi duro) Ye
Emi omo baba olowo (olowo)
Ani wo fe da ma dami duro (duro)
Ewo won, won fe ba mi nawo (nawo) Ye
And On the beat is Davido
And i am driving all the girls crazy yo
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
And On the beat is Davido
And i am driving all the girls crazy yo
Won gbe

mehn


2. LUCARIO, EFULEFU1 ALL JOIN PROJAN. . .

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Re: Adamu= = =projan
« #7 on: Yesterday at 08:21:24 PM »

Presido, eh en, i am going to post an interview with projan and even *hisses* with NPJC.
As the president you are required to answer all questions, okay?

UP PROJAN!

3. JOKES SECTION THRASH ROMANCE SECTION 3-0, BIN GBAGBO NAMED MVP. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-873480.0.html

4. RENOWNED GAYY SKALES, ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY MIKUZ ANUS AFTER DESTOYING THAT OF EKEROYAL, SUTOBOY AND OTOORO. . .
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Re: Bad Friend!- -dedicated To Donkollione!
« #50 on: Today at 10:39:04 AM »

Where is my vaseline
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Re: Bad Friend!- -dedicated To Donkollione!
« #51 on: Today at 11:26:00 AM »

no weapon fashioned against my nyansh shall proper.
Did i hear Booqee say Amen?

5. ODE REMO ADMONISHED BY QUEEN B. . .
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Re: Serious Fight
« #18 on: February 15, 2012, 07:02 PM »

Ode remo abeg speak english. As an ajebota i can't comprehend some of the thick thick yoruba dat a mushin boy like u is typing. Cool Speak english! Queens english. Thank you
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Re: Serious Fight
« #19 on: February 15, 2012, 07:11 PM »

queens engrissssh eh?
that will be the day.
projan spoke person.

6. SWEETCHICGURL TURNS DOWN MIKUZ' LOVE PROPOSAL. . .

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Re: Boyfriend
« #1 on: February 14, 2012, 11:13 PM »

Haha!
Nice ones!
Girl you are sweet!!

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Re: Boyfriend
« #13 on: Today at 01:37:03 PM »

can i replace 'jack' in all the posts as 'mikuz'
then read them thru Wink Wink Wink

7. IDOWUOGBO TOASTING PROJAN PRO DONKOLLIONE. . .

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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers
« #510 on: February 16, 2012, 09:33 PM »

Idowuogbo ki lon popping? Grin Grin
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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers
« #511 on: February 16, 2012, 09:43 PM »

^Bobo norrin dey locking jare.Abi kin wa gba kontrul? Cheesy Grin


YOUR MOST AUTHOURITATIVE PROJAN NEWS WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED EVERYTIME.

EDITORS: MR BIN GBAGBO, DR DONKOLLIONE, SIR BUNMIOGUNS

lol, u sure say i follow edit dis newspaper?

Welldone jare Bin, No Projan, No Jokes section. . . . Very soon, NPJC will join us. . . .

why?

@bunmi, when u wake up make u tell us.
npjc rocks.

@Dani. . .chai, so u sef dey among d NPJC. . . I comment my reserve



@Ode Remo, hahahaha, dt gayy grp. . . Olorunmaje

@bunmi, no. .I havent made up my mind

Wow I love this edition

@Dani. . .its berra u do dt ASAP, application form is still on.  . .u can contact Booqee for more details

@dani. abeg dont slack, projan is too hot, we dey bring jokes section bk to life, join now n be awa senior advocate,

me likey

hehe, lol, i see em' npjc no dey active jare, i go for projan jor

they say d journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, dani u hv taken a quantum leap of faith, walahi we no dey dull, ehen where awa sec. mk en come record awa latest signings, lol, projan is waxing stronger n stronger!

DONkollione:

lol, u sure say i follow edit dis newspaper?

why is my name not there?

Lucario007:

why is my name not there?

dont worry, we will sort it out, I hav spoken to d president abt it

Lucario007:

why is my name not there?

Na me u dey ask?

Didn't I tell u they would disgrace u in dat secret cult?

Whats the meaning of projan pls?

Da_b¤§§.:

Whats the meaning of projan pls?

Public roforofo jamming nairaland

*warning! Stay clear*

Hmm another silly bin bgabo invention

Da_b¤§§.:

Hmm another silly bin bgabo invention

Abi o

That's why u can find a single girl in dat club projan

But we have dem girls NPJC


One luv

okay! Whïch one is npjc

Da_b¤§§.:

okay! Whïch one is npjc

Da_b¤§§.:

okay! Whïch one is npjc

Nairaland International jokers Jamboree corporation club(private unlimited)
Here's a brief overview of the corporation.

International Jokers Jamboree Corporation(IJJC) was established in 2002 by the elites class of men who knew nitty-gritty of the infotainment & entertainment locally & internationally. Out of share desire to extend her hands of generousity & let poor people access to their database of expensive jokes only affordable to the elite class decided to create a subsidiary called NJPC in 2011.

Her founding members though largely annonymous to NL are scattered all over the globe entertaining everybody esp those who can afford it.

NJPC's President Skales(CFR, BBC, Oprah, CNN, AIT, NTA, MTV, Oscar, Grammy in view just to mention a few)has shown beyond reasonable doubt that he possess what it takes to place comedy above ancient minded comedians who parade themselves as jokers.

In the invaluable vault of entities are distinguished members like Sutoboy, Homar1, Ode remo, Mikuz, Otooro(indecisive man), Boo, Swtchicgurl, Ben-10, Seun, my humble self, just to mention a few. These are infotainment + entertainment juggernauts who have matterered the artistry of scholarly attributes required to set the pace in this industry.

You are free to contact NJPC at will.

For: NJPC

You have spoken well ekeroyal

Plus, we don't welcome touts to our club unlike projan.
Only gentle men of high pedigree are allowed to join dis great club

U are not a tout da boss so u are free to join NPJC,
Go pick up a form
And don't forget to include your statement of account



God bless
Skales
President and god's gift to women.

One luv

*falls from nairaland tree*

^^^*and breaks her t*t  *
*calls the ambulance man -Otooro*

Lol

agy my love, good morning,

please, dont mind the two gay couples below u.




they r gay pigs!!

Good morning dearest.

They are fond of themselves. *smh*

ekeroyal:

^^^*and breaks her t*t  *
*calls the ambulance man -Otooro*

*I meant in a nice way*

anyways GOOD morning Agybabe

GOOD morning Binprojan

eke, i hope u know u r suffering from early morning madness?

. .and its incurable!