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Let God Concentrate by MAYOWAAK: 6:24pm On Feb 21, 2012
Last Sunday in church, everybody was praying as usual. Telling God his or her own problem.

On one end was a young girl. She was very agitated. Shouting and praying that God should help her with two thousand naira. That's all she needed.

At the same time, one desperate looking man at the back of the church was quietly asking God to help him with with fifty million naira.
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The young girl was getting louder and more persistent with her request. Shouting, jumping and begging that God should please help her with two thousnd naira.

The desperate man at the back now went to her and asked "ah ah, na only you God go hear? Girl what's your problem now?"

The girl replied that she needed the thousand naira badly.

The man hissed loudly, took two thousand naira from his pocket and said "I beg, take this and be quiet so that God can concentrate!!!"
Re: Let God Concentrate by Nobody: 10:30pm On Feb 21, 2012
wondaful joke
Re: Let God Concentrate by swtchicgurl: 9:38am On Feb 22, 2012
*yawns*
Re: Let God Concentrate by Nobody: 6:19pm On Feb 28, 2012
hahahahahaha
Re: Let God Concentrate by Lucario007(m): 7:46pm On Feb 28, 2012
i don't really get it, aren't jokes supposed to make people laugh?
Re: Let God Concentrate by bunmioguns(m): 10:33am On Feb 29, 2012
MAYOWAAK:

Last Sunday in church, everybody was praying as usual. Telling God his or her own problem.

On one end was a young girl. She was very agitated. Shouting and praying that God should help her with two thousand naira. That's all she needed.

At the same time, one desperate looking man at the back of the church was quietly asking God to help him with with fifty million naira.
,
The young girl was getting louder and more persistent with her request. Shouting, jumping and begging that God should please help her with two thousnd naira.

The desperate man at the back now went to her and asked "ah ah, na only you God go hear? Girl what's your problem now?"

The girl replied that she needed the thousand naira badly.

The man hissed loudly, took two thousand naira from his pocket and said "I beg, take this and be quiet so that God can concentrate!!!"


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Re: Let God Concentrate by sutoboy(m): 11:53pm On Feb 29, 2012
nice

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