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Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sa rees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Regards,

Technical Support Team

Ituen ,
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That's a good one!

ituen i love that keep it up.

This is really good, every thing in life is computerized

yeah but we shouldn't rush much to upgrade from girlfriend 5.0 to wife 1.0
Coz wife 1.0 can damage your system if you want to go back to girlfriend 1.0
But some wife 1.0 will allow you to run Cricket 5.0, Beer With Buddies 7.5, Outings 3.6
but everything must run under wife 1.0. Any attempt to format or uninstall wife 1.0 will destroy the system.
But maybe there is a program to remove wife 1.0

[b] Install divorce 10.6 and harshness 6.2 that should help[/b]

[b] Install divorce 10.6 and harshness 6.2 that should help[/b]
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May God forgive u Tope. Haba?    

@tope teadr
haba! na really wa 4 u no wonder members wan vote u out!

make una leave this tope alone

No actually that's the only solution.

It is your choice. But it's not advisable to install that divorce program.

I'm saying it from experience.

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please am begging you.
all my last month's salary went to my surgeon. i can't afford to do the same to november salary as my wife 1.0 program will be forced to self install a new program starving 7.9 and later divorce 1.9.


e don do me oh

em em dont know what to say sh****T