This is to officially announce and invite you all to the e-wedding ceremony of the following couples in March (dates with-held):

1. Idowuogbo and Donkollione *even tho' they've been fornicating frequently, smh*

2. Swtchicgurl and Mcnepow *mikuz ran away because he can't handle manly responsibilities*

3. Booqee and Bingbagbo *she's already carrying his baby*

4. Skales and Sutoboy *gay marriage , don't worry they're going to prison from the reception*

I then declare: IF ANYONE HAS A REASON FOR WHICH THESE ONES SHOULD NOT BE JOINED IN WHOLLY MAXIMONY, SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER RAGE HIS/HER WAR HOLD HIS/HER PEACE!

If there's no response after 7days, the dates will be announced.

Signed,
Priest OTOORO.

na true i dey talk

no be yoke na tlue

Otooro's case is gotten outta legs as well, OMG! Pls call the ambulance from yaba left ASAP.

But otooro we re already married. y fornication? can we mk love in public again?

DONkollione:

But otooro we re already married. y fornication? can we mk love in public again?

and who joined u both! mtcheww!

OTOORO wat God has put togeda let no man qweesion, who re u to qwesion? , abeg shift b4 i bundle u put 4 offering bag, mtcheeew

btw dont u fink ode remo will be jeolous over suto n skales? anywayz we still dey watching,

pure madness!

*yawns*

if u have something to say, u better
talk b4 seven days

DONkollione:

OTOORO wat God has put togeda let no man qweesion, who re u to qwesion? , abeg shift b4 i bundle u put 4 offering bag, mtcheeew

btw dont u fink ode remo will be jeolous over suto n skales? anywayz we still dey watching,

otooro u n switchicgurl are d same person, defend ur self or forever remain silent.

ekeroyal:

Otooro's case is gotten outta legs as well, OMG! Pls call the ambulance from yaba left ASAP.

when would dis ambulance arrive?! It'ڪ taking too long! Walahi otooro  Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ need urgent treatment! Lol!

Omg! Dis is sooo funny. It  j̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ had •̸Ϟﻉ laughing

*enter d church wit AK47, locate d Priest, blast his brain off, put on his spec and exit outta church*

booqee:

when would dis ambulance arrive?! It'ڪ taking too long! Walahi otooro  Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ need urgent treatment! Lol!

Omg! Dis is sooo funny. It  j̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ had •̸Ϟﻉ laughing

make sure u don't abort the child oooo six more days to date announcement!

bunmioguns:

*enter d church wit AK47, locate d Priest, blast his brain off, put on his spec and exit outta church*

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper! back to the sender!!!!!!!!!!

Covers my nose

omg!!

if u have anything to say, u'd better
talk now! or forever shut ur mouth!

six days left

*smbp*

***Clears his throat***

It has been long overdue,

Oh my word!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blushing*

can't wait for big day! we're the cutest couple! mcnepow and i

^

harlot

DONkollione:

But otooro we re already married. y fornication? can we mk love in public again?

See I talk am Otorro's brain needs a generator,Nepa has finally abandoned him so atm hin brain dey blackout.Infact Bebe i think d PDA we bin dey do sef no reach

*Badosky removes her pata and bra infront on d altar and screams DON!!!!! Come and santify dis holy kpecus*

mikuz:

harlot

So sorry for you bro., but you're supposed to know that she's God's gift to MEN. It's not for you alone.  

Idowuogbo:

[s]*Badosky removes her pata and bra infront on d altar and screams DON!!!!! Come and santify dis holy kpecus*[/s]

WTF?

mikuz:

harlot

That's a harsh word. What has she done wrong?
Na me say make ur free browsing stop?

mcnepow:

That's a harsh word. What has she done wrong?
Na me say make ur free browsing stop?

Hahhahahaha

Ore mi u dey mind am na beefing joor,na2day common groundnut he no buy d babe,he go send her go market con begin fight for 20naira change,now tell me y d babe no go liv persin wey dey only chop 1 square meal.

mikuz:

harlot

Mcfrypan
Don collect your harlot babe from u ni?

Lol

Ndo mehn

mikuz:

harlot

what! how dare u?! *slaps mikuz, her ex*
is it my fault that u're impotent and can't make me scream!
that's y i left u for someone with a nozzle!

mcnepow:

That's a harsh word. What has she done wrong?
Na me say make ur free browsing stop?

don't mind my dear! he can't make me scream the way u do with ur 7.5 inch microphone!

thank God it wasnt too late before i realised.