DATE:MONDAY FEBRUARY 27TH 2012

KICK OFF:3PM

VENUE: JOKES SECTION STADIUM

PROJAN LINE-UP: DANI1LUV(AC MILAN), BUNMIOGUNS(CHELSEA), LUCARIO(LYON), DONKOLLIONE(BARCELONA), ELDAV(MAN UTD), BOOQEE(ENYIMBA), IDOWUOGBO(ARSENAL), BIN GBAGBO(REAL MADRID), DAZZLINGM(NAPOLI), BUSHY ANUS(LIVERPOOL), EFULEFU1(AJAX), EL GUAPO( AL SADD), SWITCHICGURL( KOTOKO), SEUN(WARRI WOLVES), ARAREGEM( INTERNATIONAL), BEN10( SANTOS).

ALL THESE PLAYERS ARE INVITED FOR CAMPING TONIGHT,  WE MUST WIN THIS MATCH, WORLAHI



REFEREE:MUKINA

PROJAN COACH: SIR ALEX FERGUSON


CHEI!

coach! i get injuri afta last match with romance section

we gonna defeat those useless NPJC

but bunmi, u v still not reported to camp?

Although we've got lots of game in our various clubs in the Champions League, Europa League, EPL, FA cup, La Liga, etc. We'll still find a wat to honour this friendly match to at least show our class.
TO: PROJAN:
If you guys would try to resort to lack of professionalism on the pitch, we'll have no option but to abandon the match. We've got too many quality players that we can's afford to lose any to injury.

NJPC LINE UP:
GOAL KEEPERS
MIKUZ(OCEAN BOYS), RUQAYA(RIVERS ANGELS)

DEFENDERS
OTOORO(KANO PILLARS FC), HOMAR(BAYERN FC), BUSHY ANUS(MAN U), EKEROYAL(ARSENAL FC), JOERUX60(NEW YORK REDBULLS)

MIDFIELDERS
ODE REMO(JULIUS BERGER FC), MCNEPOW(ENYIMBA FC), OLAWALEBAB(DORTMUND), BELOMADA(AC MILAN), J.PILATA(ACRA HEART OF OAKS)

ATTACKERS
SKALES(REAL MADRID FC), SUTOBOY(BARCELONA FC)

FORMATION

4 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2

COACH: JO BONFREE

Interviews:

Jo, Bonfree (Coach NJPC)
Q?: Sir, what do you think about this match?
A: We've got too much quality in our team, and we're not playing just to win but to entertain the audience. We've been doing just this is many years and it can't change now.

Q?: What do you think sir, win, draw or loss?
A: You see, my dear I don't know how a team like NJPC should be thinking of a loss, not even a draw especially with opponent we're facing on monday.

Thank you sir, we appreciate you time.
You're always welcome.

SKALES(CAPTAIN)
Q?: Following the recent rumours about you being gay, don't you think it would affect the mentality of you and your team mates?
A: The first thing you should know is that I and my gang of gallant warriors are maestros on and of the pitch. So spreading false propagandas ain't gonna cause us any harm. In fact it works against our opponents as you would see on monday.

Q?: Why do you think you have what it takes to win?
A: In every department, you could see at least two world class players from world class clubs. They have what it takes to improve their partners as well and uplift the entire spirit of the team. More-so, we have very little distraction in terms of fornication, adultery, lesbianism, gay, bestiality, and so on. So we are more than focused.

Thank you, sir.
Anytime buddy.

meanwhile, bushy-anus has been training with PROJAN since last night n morale in camp is very high!

prediction:7-2

Homar doing serious work on the gym (say he is preparing to give bin-crapbo 7 years injury)

^^^

YOU wan end your career abi













bush pig!!

Must u really abuse?

@Bin. . . dont worry, by fire, by force. . We must win dis match. . . *speaking quietly to his ear* am jst coming frm Ijebu nw where I went to give my boot to dt baba, any NPJC player dt it touches will land in either ARO or Yaba left straight

mumu, u go fear fear!

Dis my NPJC guys no go kill me with laugh hehehehehehehehhehehehehe

My Belle o

we dey gallant gan!


no panic

^^

respect boy!!

bin crapgbo, gbagbostik,
i go break your leg for u, chikenna.
i no send.

Are we in for A repeat of Arsenal(NJPC) 5 - 2 (PROJAN)Spurs, tomorrow?

Let the projaners beware, we ain't gonna leave any stone unturned.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

BiN gBAbgo gets the ball, beats one man, beats anoda man, sees ode remo in the opponents goal area, dribbles him, goalkeepers comes out, beats the keeper, omG, empty net, bin, bin, bin!!!, its a GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!


PROJAN1 NPJC O

Commentator(Gary):
offside goal bin, it's been disallowed. So unfortunate you don't know soccer rules

Now NJPC goal keeper passes the ball to his central defender. The pass starts going on so well that it looks like a training routine for NJPC. Projaners are vigorously chasing the game but it's obvious there's only one team billed to win the match.

This NJPC side reminds me of the Arsenal squad of 2001-2005. They understand themselves so well & never in confusion of what to do with the ball. They're trully a joy to watch.

Assistant(Bryan):
You know Gary, the NJPC fans are enjoying themselves now.

still one nil in favour of PROJAN, Bin gets the ball, locates bunmi, what can he do, beats one man, locates booqee, booqee, booqee, booqee, what can she do?, beats suto and passes to bin, bin beats eke, beats ode fires one shot and it is thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!


PROJAN 2 NPJC 0

Come oh,
how many matches dey go on for here sef?

bin, bin bin goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!



PROJAN 3 NPJC 0

^^

Lame footballer, scoring indeed. Are u playing & commenting @ same time? Everyone can see your fraud in here. Where's d priest Otooro, pls come & conduct deliverance for binladen.

Commentary(Gary):
I don't really understand how bin would be running out of the field into the commentary box to join in the commentary of this match. I mean Bryan, it beats my imagination. I think the centre refereee is giving him a warning, should he repeat it again he surely will be sent off.

Oh! OMG! Sutoboy just scored a breath-taking goal. It's NJPC 1, Projan yet to score.

The fans are on there feet. All the 'oles' for NJPC now. They're really good.

Una too no well!
Una dey 3 - 0 and 1 - 0 for the same pitch?
At the same time!!

gooooooaaaaaaalllllll


Sutoboy just hit the ball to the net!

wow what a brilliant performance!



Projan 0 NPJC 2

Homar gets d ball dribbles bin gbagbo and omg bin cracks his leg and its stretched off the pitch. And now mikuz passes d ball to suto he dribbles booqee and passes to skales and skales fires a thunderous shot and its 3-3.

A long ball in by mikuz . Ode remo fires in the the crossing and j.Pilata arranges the through pass to suto who lobs the ball pass d keeper and its 4-3

Dani fouls homar in the penalty area. And is given a red card. A cunning shot by ekeroyal sees njpc lead by 5-3. Bin is getting really fustrated now you can see that in his mango head face.

A free kick by sutoboy makes it 6-3.

Projan fans are leaving the stadium they cant stand the humiliation. While njpc fans and happy and rejoicing.

guess there is notin like projan anymore!