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Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by flexdee(m): 10:03pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
bRAIN tEASER ![]() |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Killz3(m): 10:10pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
Exactly my point. You do not wait for someone to commend you about the posting before you reply that you copied it. You are supposed to cite the source at the moment you posted someone else's work. Even though you said you "copied it" in your comment, you failed to provide the source from which you copied it.I wonder what your problem is. . .and i DONT care. This thread was created in the jokes section. Now if you dont go to all the threads on the jokes section, and demand for the links to all the jokes there, you are a FOOL! ![]() Jokers do not post the links to where they get the jokes from. . . You dont have to be dumb to understand that! This, like all other jokes in the jokes section is COPIED! Go therefore and demand copyright for all the jokes on NL or remain a what? A FOOL! ![]() |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by emmatok(m): 11:58pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
Princek12: Man cool-down, This is a joke on NET and not PHD thesis. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by redsquare(m): 12:01am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Princek12: Princek12:What's biting you mister? Abeg free the guy joor. Is the original work yours that you are accusing the guy of plagiarism? It is not a must to post on every thread. You even went ahead calling him a product of Nigerian failed educational system. You have exposed how stupid you are. If you've got nothing meaningful to contribute, just f.cuk off. Mr 'Sabinus'. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by redsquare(m): 12:10am On Feb 26, 2012 |
shadrach77:Yes, it has been all over the internet for the past 100years, why didn't you copy it and paste since you read it? Leave people like 'us' that are seeing it for the first time to enjoy the joke. Na by force to comment on every thread? Mumu like you. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by TBrownAuto(m): 12:15am On Feb 26, 2012 |
yes the language is mad very useless and causes confusion which make many end up in jail |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Princek12(m): 1:00am On Feb 26, 2012 |
~Killz~: emmatok: redsquare: All you need to do is provide the link of the website from which the jokes were copied. Is that too hard? Idiot. And sexkillz, you are a thief and the bigger fool. I bet all your lines and responses are copied from someone's website. With the mentality of the people above, I am now understanding why graduates of Nigerian universities cannot compete globally. I bet that all of you are products of Nigeria's failed educational system. Your types of mentalities are why Nigeria is retarded.--You don't see a big deal in plagiarism. How hard is it to post the link to the source of your jokes. When I read someone's jokes in the jokes section, I assume that they created it. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by StarFlux: 1:59am On Feb 26, 2012 |
I don't see how english is cunfusing at all. It's not the only language with inconsistensies and weird phraseology. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by strangest(m): 2:16am On Feb 26, 2012 |
All you guys wey dey disturb the poster should google it and see that more than 10 websites has the joke on them, so who do you quote in such a situation?? all of them?? ok take the links and keep mute, may be you guys should start attacking them for stealing it from the other , nice one @poster http://www.istudentcity.com/feature/091900_crazy1.asp http://www.english-zone.com/language/english.html http://www.citehr.com/research.php?q=A-ship-owner-agreed-to-carry-to-cargo-of-sugar-belonging-to-A-from-Constanza http://www.writersdreamtools.com/view/humor/view.asp?HumorID=9&offset=10 http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/engels/question.html http://smileosmile.com/misc/english-is-a-crazy-language/ http://www.mailments.com/category/trivial-posts/ ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ![]() |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by LewsTherin: 5:01am On Feb 26, 2012 |
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by LewsTherin: 5:03am On Feb 26, 2012 |
If Pro and Con are opposites, is the opposite of Progress Congress? |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by bright007(f): 6:02am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Where is d joke?cant simply find one. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by jamace(m): 6:51am On Feb 26, 2012 |
LWKMD ![]() So crazy! That is why even after acquiring all the degrees you can think of, some people still drop "bombs" and shoot "bullets" during grammar sessions. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by amarula(f): 8:22am On Feb 26, 2012 |
~Killz~: |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by mikuz(m): 8:44am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Poland and Holland aint the same. People just keep confusing themselves. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by greedie1(f): 8:46am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Very nice one killz. . . Pay no mind to killjoys |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Nobody: 8:48am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Seriously,y'all that's hatin on kills should should back off!.haba!.hu gives a Zap if y'all heard it a billion years ago, abegi.killz,thanx 4 d info man, jes lost my ass while laffn, lol |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by VIPICO(m): 9:42am On Feb 26, 2012 |
afam4eva: Do I agree with the emboldened part? Nah! Crazy as the English language may seem, there are rules guiding its use. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by newslive(f): 10:03am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Nice 1, lol
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Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Raxxye(m): 10:32am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Princek12: I saw a joke in my cousin‘s phone and would love to share it. I know it‘s not originally hers. How do I reference it? |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Raxxye(m): 10:46am On Feb 26, 2012 |
VIPICO:What are the rules ‘cause they really are inconsistent,making the language weird. For example a “teacher“ is one who teaches, a “player“ is one who plays, but “prayer“ is not one who prays. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by honorsam(m): 11:14am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Killz,learn how to use resources online,I'm afraid u'v just committd a crime.Its called 'PLAY-JUH-RI-ZM' |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by IRAPADA(m): 11:58am On Feb 26, 2012 |
If big is to big biger bigest y cnt we cal good gulder or gooder goodest |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by jamace(m): 12:56pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
^^^LMAO ![]() ![]() English na wa o. ![]() |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by jude33084(m): 2:17pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Truely truely, how can someone hav a runing nose and a smelling feet? Y nt d other way round? |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Killz3(m): 3:02pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
@ emmatok, redsquare, strangest, amarula, gree-die, lalaosky, raxxye and all the rest who love good jokes when they see one. . . Thank you! As long as it is a joke, i dont care where it came from. It's not as if i'm defending a science project here. Jokes are meant to be copied and shared. The first time i saw this joke was in 2004. Seeing it on my friends FB page, i laughed over it again, i copied and pasted. Should i reference the page from 2004, or should i reference the friend i copied it from, who obviously copied it from someone that copied it from someone else? ![]() ![]() ![]() @ IRAPADA! Bad Badder baddest! ![]() |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Yeske2(m): 3:51pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
La langue anglaise est tres difficile, i tell ya With so many borrowed words, tenses and verbs that are all inconsistent. Learn another foreign language and see how flawed English language is. What is it with SET in the following, Tennis, badminton etc cutlery mathematical set sun set TV/radio set set as in ready set as in classmates set up, set down, set it etc Read (same spelling for present and past tenses though different pronounciation) Cut, put (same for present and past tenses and pronounciation) Eat - ate then beat should be bate. The language is awkward i tell ya. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by SNCOQ3(m): 4:00pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
jamace: LOL! u "correct" according to logic but the world is not a fair place ![]() ![]() |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by Felixjude(m): 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
interesting , |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by muyoto: 7:24pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
cool, but its been around for over fours years now. |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by IRAPADA(m): 8:13pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Im GOODER than u in maths. 2pac is the GOODEST rapper of all time what is d badest thing u ever done. Crazy english |
Re: Let's Face It - English Is A Crazy Language! by abustinozic: 4:46am On Feb 27, 2012 |
yes it is, lovely work though (BY THE ACTUAL OWNERS ![]() |
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