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Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 11:49pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
♥ Before Marriage ♥ Boy: At last i can Hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don"t even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? , Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance i get Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes! Girl: Darling!! After Marriage read it backwards!
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Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 11:53pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
Father : Son you should score at least 90% marks in your exam Son : No father I will score 100% Father : Why are you kidding ? Son : Who started? |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 11:55pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You, ♥ . . . . . . . . . . . . After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I have Flu, You Are My Headache I Will Kill You… ![]() ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Killz3(m): 11:58pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
LMAO! ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 11:58pm On Feb 25, 2012 |
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know, Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! , After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don't know who gave you the heart? Girl: What?! ![]() Father: I'm just kidding, he went to the toilet, ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 12:00am On Feb 26, 2012 |
@ killz u mean dat in a good way right? |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 12:13am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Lucky's joke collection will be right back after these messages:
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Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by modavi: 1:22am On Feb 26, 2012 |
;d |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by ProfJYK(m): 5:01am On Feb 26, 2012 |
u neva wake? |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by bright007(f): 6:23am On Feb 26, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Nobody: 12:04pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
bright007:bright ee be like say dats d only english u can speak ![]() @lucario. Mehn i'm feeling u! Nice jokes. ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by bunmioguns(m): 12:33pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
bright007: Welcome My Guy, I don miss u dye @OP. . . . . .nice jokes collection |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 7:44pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Really, i didn't know that. ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Nobody: 8:02pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
nice jokes! ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 8:10pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Coming from you this is a surprise. More on the way!
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Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 4:12pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Exposed! BF: Hi, i was wondering if u'll be able to spend the weekend with me. GF: Sorry, i can't i have an aunt's wedding to attend on saturday and Thanksgiving service on sunday. BF: Too bad, i thought we could go shopping so i could Get u that BB Torch and Brazillian hairstyle you always wanted. GF: Of course i'm coming! BF: Really, what of the wedding? GF: which wedding? i was only joking. BF: What a coincidence, so was I. ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 4:17pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
In the Restaurant . . . I am in Abuja to see my uncle, Exactly 8am the secretary told me to come back by 2pm dat oga is not around, so i have to hang aroundmtill 2pm. By 1pm i'm so hungry cos i've not eaten since morning & i'm left with N200. There is no local canteen 4 me to buy fufu or eba and all i'm seeing is big hotels. My eye began to turn so fast i decided to find a solution. In front there is a big 5 star hotel, so i clean my ruff shoe, adjust myself & enter d hotel. I enter the lobby and the waiter ask me if i'm there to see someone or lodge in. I said 'My name is Star and i'm lodging in.' He told me dat d least room is 47K per night and i said 'no problem, this place is so lovely just like the hotel i slept yesterday in dubai on my way to america' he says thank u sir and i asked him if i can pay in hard currency cuz i've not yet exchanged my dollars and he says okay. then i ask him 'where is ur restaurant i need 2 eat 1st' he then leads me 2 the restaurant and told d chef 2 treat me well & i just got back from the US! the chef gave me d menu list and i ordered, punded yam, efo riro, snail & catfish! The chef told me it would be ready in thirty minutes time so i asked for the bar and he pointed to the place only for vips! i requested for assorted pepper soup and spanish red wine and took two of both. and one serving is 34K. I moved on to eat my food & the bill for food is 40k plus extra plate 74K and i have only N200! i started sweating despite the AC and they started suspecting i don't have the money. So the security and staffs begin to gather around me, so i said to myself 'Star what can you do oo!' i quickly called phone no with my second phone picked it and said loudly 'Yes mallam, the bomb is still with me and will explode in next 2 minutes" then i shouted 'I am proud to be a suicide bomber' before i drop my phone i couldn't see anybody in the hotel again, even on the street! ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Killz3(m): 4:58pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
^^^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 5:06pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Thanks bro, more on d way! |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by chux76(m): 6:44pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Lucario007: U dey mock us ba!!! we dey find u fa!!! ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 6:57pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
U r part of the boko haram suicide bombers!? *Jumps window and leaps over fence* Oya, my Rocket Launcher dey my hand now, who wan try me? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by chux76(m): 10:52pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
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Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 4:15pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Sets to aim, r u d 1 dat want try me? *Points Rocket Launcher at chux* ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Mrdani1luv: 4:52pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 6:10pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Thanx, more on the way, by the way, r u sure u r not d mod dani1luv using another account? ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by chux76(m): 7:46pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Lucario007: C d bomb 4 ya back, counting, , 2,1,BOOM!!!! |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by sutoboy(m): 10:58pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
hmm seems you love to copy bf and gf jokes only! |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 11:06pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Suto, get lost. I didn't copy them from anywhere, a friend sent it to me so ![]() If u don't recognize something good wenu see it then pleas leave. ![]() |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Natasha2(f): 11:09pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Lucario007(m): 11:11pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Tank u my there, *although i still think ur location is ridiculous* someone who appreciates comedy. |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by Natasha2(f): 11:15pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
lol you're welcome |
Re: Lucky's Joke Collection- Da Bomb! by sutoboy(m): 11:55pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
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