It is time to do a comparison
between two things treasured by
men, beer and pussy,
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes
you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes
you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making
fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad
at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it
is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like
beer,
your wife may get mad. If you
come home
smelling like pussy, she will
definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better
not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and
you
have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will
get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will
get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a
beer in the stands at a football
game.
You are a legend if you have a
pussy in the stands at a football
game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your
breath,
you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your
breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not
make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next
pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your
next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is
more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a
pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it
may
break. If you suddenly drop a
pussy,
it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer,
your
old brand will gladly have you
back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever
had is
not gone once you have enjoyed
it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever
had is
not gone once you have enjoyed
it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno,
Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams,
Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the
above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

Like a textbook, funny anyway though have not tasted beer bfor

why long?