I was a very happy
man. My wonderful
girlfriend and I had
been dating for
over a year, and so
we decided to get
married. There was
only one little thing
bothering me—it
was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective
sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore
very tight
miniskirts, and
generally was bra-
less. She would
regularly bend
down when she
was near me, and I
always got more
than a nice view. It
had to be
deliberate.
Because she never
did it when she
was near anyone
else.
One day her “little”
sister called and
asked me to come
over to check the
wedding
invitations. She
was alone when I
arrived, and she
whispered to me
that she had
feelings and
desires for me that
she couldn’t
overcome. She told
me that she
wanted me just
once before I got
married and
committed my life
to her sister. Well, I
was in total shock,
and couldn’t say a
word.
She said, “I’m going
upstairs to my
bedroom, and if
you want one last
wild fling, just
come up and get
me.”
I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I
watched her go up
the stairs. I stood
there for a
moment, then
turned and made a
beeline straight to
the front door.
I opened the door,
and headed
straight towards
my car. Lo and
behold, my entire
future family was
standing outside,
all clapping!
With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-
law hugged me and
said, “We are very
happy that you
have passed our
little test. We
couldn’t ask for a
better man for our
daughter. Welcome
to the family.”
And the moral of
this story is:
Always keep your
condoms in your
car. lol

hahahahaha, dats halarious,

aish!!!!!

too old

why copy and paste?

Shathap sutureboy!

Wat do u knw abt d jokes section?

Well done Element.

tnx dude, All this newbies dat talk crap, 4 where una pack them come from?

Mehn i'm surprised too.

Was away 4 somtym too,and wen i came bck they were creeping everywhere.

They gat no respect whatsoever,oh well

Respect?
You must be day dreaming,kids of nowadays are something else. So arrogant!

this Eldav na mumu with passion oh!

imagine with 90 posts tellin me wat do i knw about Jokes section!

are u alright?

Dork!

Hahahahaha,so e still dey pain u?

U r such a girl,i wouldnt want to hurt ur feelings so give me a break,will ya?

Im jst being nice,im not usually dis way so beta talk wisely and control d name calling cos u wouldnt want to get me annoyed,Trust me.b4 ppl go talk say Eldav wicked.

Go and research, newbie.

madness dey worry you for brain!

I take style resemble ur papa?