Ijogz K:

You sound so much like a 17yrs old kid, SmH

Pricelesss:

Slimyam seems like you are eying our husband

slimyem:

no maam,
he's all yours.i dont need a toy!

anonymus11:

my susie martins u dey run from me nobi so. need ya in my life.will give u d world under my pedestriel. dnt make me cry said yes it true love dt i fill of u. found out my missing ribs are u. rokit bebe rokit fa daddi.name it ya urs would do it for anything to make my bebe baby.u r d best kiss for u me lionest. waiting hee to ear from ya.

freecocoa:

IJK the bus driver,wad up?

@Beyonc and priceless, I'm now anything for me?

Beync:

Wen I had something for u u ran away.

Ijogz K:

Cocoa the conductor, am cool oooh, I come i saw u in my dream last night?

freecocoa:

Ran away ke?haba I'm sure you know me berra than that,was busy ni.
Yes na,I'm an angel remember?so I'm always in your dreams,you just took notice.

freecocoa:

Oloriburuku you don start this morning abi?that your blood wey go dey bitter pass agbo,check out my skin na ice water and baba dudu keep am so,don't go looking for blood to suck so that your skin can be like mine,ode.

freecocoa:

For your mind o,so you hear something for film you come dey claim say na wetin you dey chop.oya swear say you know the meaning of "grilled".

ayosmiles: Ijog, are u d owner of that castle on sunshine avenue, beverly hills, carlifornia. Saw ur name on it while drivin by last week

ayosmiles: Idowu, u mean he cant afford that mansion? So why did u marry him, thot u were after his money

Idowuogbo:
Marry kini?

Abeg no insert sulphur for my garri o,who told we married?

Ayo i dey use am do harmattan ni o

dabrake: ijogz k, anonymus11 go brush you oh

ayosmiles: Nawa oh badosky, u bad gan, i dont mind to be ur blanket if ur feelin cold sha, since u dont want ijogz again

Ijogz K:
These are the kinda responses you get from people who skooled at government public skools, Those who are yet to recover from the effects of Ice water, Ofio, Kuli kuli and Babadudu...... Smfh