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When Your In-laws Serves You Food Meant For The Gods / Serves Her Right. Lol (2) (3) (4)
Serves Her Ryt! by Richieboyn: 1:25pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
[color=#770077][/color]LAUGH TIME: A wife was making a breakfast offried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! You need more oil. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more oil? The eggs are going to stick! Careful, careful! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Usethe salt. Use the Salt! The Salt!" The wife stared at him angrily,"What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you how it feels like when I'm DRIVING and you do the same! ! !" °˚˚˚ °ºнaHaнaº°˚˚˚°º☺. |
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by eldav(m): 1:40pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Make i laff? |
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by Acidosis(m): 2:29pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
poster, this section is for jokes not stories, okay |
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by bunmioguns(m): 11:22am On Feb 29, 2012 |
Ruqaya: why are u always typing full stop everywhere, cant u express urself |
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by sutoboy(m): 11:33pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
re u talking of express music? |
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