Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,208,575 members, 8,003,014 topics. Date: Friday, 15 November 2024 at 03:03 AM

Serves Her Ryt! - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Serves Her Ryt! (729 Views)

When Your In-laws Serves You Food Meant For The Gods / Serves Her Right. Lol (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Serves Her Ryt! by Richieboyn: 1:25pm On Feb 28, 2012
[color=#770077][/color]LAUGH TIME: A wife was making a breakfast offried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! You need more oil. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more oil? The eggs are going to stick! Careful, careful! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Usethe salt. Use the Salt! The Salt!" The wife stared at him angrily,"What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you how it feels like when I'm DRIVING and you do the same! ! !" °˚˚˚ °ºнaHaнaº°˚˚˚°º☺. grin cheesy smiley wink cool
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by eldav(m): 1:40pm On Feb 28, 2012
Make i laff?
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by Acidosis(m): 2:29pm On Feb 28, 2012
poster, this section is for jokes not stories, okay grin
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by bunmioguns(m): 11:22am On Feb 29, 2012
Ruqaya:

.

why are u always typing full stop everywhere, cant u express urself angry angry angry angry
Re: Serves Her Ryt! by sutoboy(m): 11:33pm On Feb 29, 2012
re u talking of express music?

(1) (Reply)

Comedy Tour / Win N20,000,000.00 Cash!!! / Mistake Making++++++

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 6
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.