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"I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 3:28pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
My Friend's Girlfriend Sent Me This Text 'If Mohammed doesn't go to the mountain, mountain must go to Mohammed.I cannot stay in Eden and feed on just apples'. I have been thinking about this text message since. what is she implying? please advise me quick! 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Dyt(f): 3:32pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
haaaa she wants u dead 3 Likes |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 3:40pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Dyt: Dyt, cant you be serious for once? smh 2 Likes |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Dyt(f): 3:44pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
ok o wait till she sees u she s indirectly tellin u she ll use dagger on u infact hmmmmmmmmm dont say i didnt warn u oo 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Goldieluks: 3:51pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
You are in the way of her relationship, so she actually wants you stabbed. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Killz3(m): 3:52pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Bin Gbagbo, start to dey couple ya casket. . . you go soon kpeme! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Bisjosh(f): 3:56pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
She likes U̶̲̥̅̊ and she's coming to get u 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by terrifikjo(m): 4:22pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
UR SO DEAD !!! SHE'S TO BITE UR SCROTUM AND LEAK THE WATER IN IT ![]() ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by DeBlunt: 4:35pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
she is going to the mountain to meet a guy called Mohammed who will take her to garden eden and give her good food ![]() ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by AZeD1(m): 4:42pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
De~Blunt:Anything food/fruit besides apple, 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by DeBlunt: 4:44pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
A-ZeD:EXACTLY! 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kokoye(m): 5:32pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by oohunt: 5:43pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
She is coming to you fast . . . to propose! ! ! L O L Z ![]() 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Nobody: 5:59pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
She just sentenced you to death, man leave town now 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kemiola89(f): 8:36pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
lolz u guyz are really amazing 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Sijo01(f): 8:55pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Bin gbagbo on d news again! 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by beylinko(m): 11:18pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Guy,go get ursef a bulletproof vest n some ammo. She just shot your friend at the back and she is gunning for u next. If you value your life,run from her cos you might not be lucky. 2 Likes |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by WebSurfer(m): 10:36am On Mar 01, 2012 |
:-x :-x :-x 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 10:44am On Mar 01, 2012 |
^^ are you deaf and dumb? ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by MrResource(m): 11:23am On Mar 01, 2012 |
she said I WANT YOU!!! 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by achi4u(m): 2:26pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
use your teeth and count your tongue, haha!! 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by segunjowo(m): 2:45pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
smh ![]() 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by devigblegble: 2:55pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
she wan taste you whether u sweet or bitter ![]() 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by 2kurupt(m): 3:25pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
she wants to phuck with the aim of dumping your friend, Don't do it man, that's the worst form of snitching, I'll say avoid her 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kpolli(m): 4:17pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
She tired of touching her self, she is coming for real action. . . She can not live on vibrator alone ![]() 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kpolli(m): 4:17pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
i didn't say gadget, i said vibratttooor 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Tosinville(m): 4:33pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
smh! 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by kaykaybaba(m): 1:30am On Mar 02, 2012 |
gheun gheun!!! 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Nobody: 5:42am On Mar 02, 2012 |
LOL 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by iykay4455(m): 1:10pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
She wants you badly.I fear some girls o 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by Mynd44: 1:30pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
She has a poisoned apple and is ready to give you 1 Like |
Re: "I Cannot Stay In Eden And Feed On Apples" by bingbagbo(m): 5:17pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
^^^ i dont understand dem all parables. . . ![]() 1 Like |
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