dont know how u guys wld find this cos they are kind of british.anyway, just read through.



What is dumber than two brunettes that tried to
build a house at the bottom of the ocean?

Two blondes that tried to burn it down!



The judge asks the child "Do you want to live
with your father?". "No, he beats me." the kid
answered. "Do you want to live with your mother?"
The judge asks "No, she beats me." The kid
answered "Who do you want live with then?" The
kid answers, "Rangers FC of port H", "they never beat
anybody."



A little boy was asked at school what his dad
did for a living. The boy replied by saying "My
daddy eats light bulbs."

The teacher asked him how his father eats the
light bulbs.

The boy replied, "I don't know, but I walked
past mommy and daddy's room last night and I
heard daddy say, ‘honey if you'll turn off
that light, I’ll eat it’."


A man was walking down the street when he
noticed his Grandfather sitting on the porch,
in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the
waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here
with nothing on below the waist?" he asked.

The old man slyly looked at him and said,
"Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's
idea."

Guys i hope u'll enjoy this. let me know what you think.

Wat do u mean by ur ist paragragh?

Wat do u mean by ur ist paragragh?

@Migines
don't know for him O.

Can't see nutting british in it all but u can bet ur last penny it got me LoL.

Kabidoye:

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The judge asks the child "Do you want to live
with your father?". "No, he beats me." the kid
answered. "Do you want to live with your mother?"
The judge asks "No, she beats me." The kid
answered "Who do you want live with then?" The
kid answers, "Rangers FC of port H", "they never beat
anybody."

I don't get this part. ?

Naijagurly:


I don't get this part. ?

those are football teams and don't ever win they are losers