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No One Believes Seniors, Everyone Thinks They Are Senile: . . . . > Projan by bunmioguns(m): 5:10pm On Mar 01, 2012
Booqee and Sutoboy were celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary. They had been married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Sutoboy had carved "I love you, Booqee

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Booqee quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money—seven hundred and fifty-thousand naira.

Sutoboy said, "We've got to give it back."

Booqee said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, Donkoline and Dani1luv, the two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Booqee said, "No."

Sutoboy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the Attic."

Booqee said, "Don't believe him, he's getting Senile."

The Policmen turned to Sutoboy and began to question him.

Dai1luv said: "Tell us the story from the beginning"

Sutoboy said, "Well, when Booqee and I were walking home from SCHOOL YESTERDAY . . "



Dani1luv turns to his partner, Donkoline and says,








"We're outta here." cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Re: No One Believes Seniors, Everyone Thinks They Are Senile: . . . . > Projan by sutoboy(m): 5:14pm On Mar 01, 2012
and where is the joke?

i luv booqee mehn
Re: No One Believes Seniors, Everyone Thinks They Are Senile: . . . . > Projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:06pm On Mar 01, 2012
JOKE GRADING: A


REMARKS: KEEP FLYING THE FLAG OF PROJAN


REWARD: THREE NIGHTS WITH A PREFERRED NAIRALANDER, JUST NAME HER!! grin
Re: No One Believes Seniors, Everyone Thinks They Are Senile: . . . . > Projan by ekeroyal(m): 6:45pm On Mar 01, 2012
Tatti ka parkoda embarassed

Another waste of time + bandwidth
Re: No One Believes Seniors, Everyone Thinks They Are Senile: . . . . > Projan by eldav(m): 7:01pm On Mar 01, 2012
This definitely tops the chart for today.

Nice.
Re: No One Believes Seniors, Everyone Thinks They Are Senile: . . . . > Projan by bunmioguns(m): 7:21pm On Mar 01, 2012
sutoboy:

and where is the joke?

i luv booqee mehn

grin grin grin Una sabi beta things sef, Na Jst joke cos It can nvr happen tongue tongue tongue
bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING: A


REMARKS: KEEP FLYING THE FLAG OF PROJAN


REWARD: THREE NIGHTS WITH A PREFERRED NAIRALANDER, JUST NAME HER!! grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy . . Thank you Mr President. . .Araregem had made me to be born again grin grin grin
ekeroyal:

Tatti ka parkoda embarassed

Another waste of time + bandwidth

hmmmmmmmm

eldav:

This definitely tops the chart for today.

Nice.

thanks Bro. . .

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