his story remind me of a story my friend told me. she was like one day her and her cousin were walking down the street to go somewhere and this crackhead was like can they give him 10 dollars. and her cousin told him that normal people ask for a dollar. as they were about to walk past him, he was like plz, plz, i;ll do anything. so her cousin told the guy to do a back filp. the guy took off his clothes so fast, did the back flip and banged his head on the side walk. my friend and her cousin just walked away laughing and that was it. he did all of that for money and ended getting nothing.

there's this guy that i see alot on the train that begs for a living. he tells the same story all the time. he always say he is stranded here in dc trying to get to baltimore and he got no money and that people aren't trying to help him. i never gave him money especially when i see him all the time. he better get used to my face cuz i'm just gonna keep saying no over and over again.

never laughed so hard in my life

haaaa this thread is the sweetest by far! @topic so you've been lying? so batty what? its the net dude!

unnecessary nightmares? c o s of what?

anyways the thing is that once you start lying, you need to get your story right and on point from start to finish

omo i no fit forgive you oh! who me? whosai?

^{all of us be phantom thief! na the persin wey them catch be the original thief}


meanwhile for your atonement: just come to my paraga & pammy ventures incorporated located Jaipur India
and buy 2 ship-loads of overnight pammy " "

_{maybe i can start to forgive you then!} " "

Ika you don't understand, this kind of blatant lying is unheard of

how can you claim to be in NY, London and Naija at the same time, be yabbing naija pple for begging people abroad for money

accusing a pastor and his wife of dancing yahooze in church, tuface of stealing your song and even worse

dude needs serious prayers, the lies are unbelievable.

debosky:

Ika you don't understand, this kind of blatant lying is unheard of

how can you claim to be in NY, London and Naija

like am living in Russia, senegal and malaysia ?

debosky:

Ika you don't understand, this kind of blatant lying is unheard of

accusing a pastor and his wife of dancing yahooze in church, ^{tuface of stealing your song and even worse}

dude needs serious prayers, the lies are unbelievable.

all of the above na correct mis yarnings prolly dude is a budding sociopath! anyways what ever it is
he has asked to be forgiven!

we've forgiven him. . .only for him to start another lie - there is a senator on nairaland, this boy may be irredeemable

i guess the thing dey for hin blood!

debosky:

we've forgiven him. . .only for him to start another lie - there is a senator on nairaland, this boy may be irredeemable

you mean senatress ?

@Debosky and Ikamefa,

The dude was still in his lying frenzy when he posted the senator on nairaland stuff, check the dates. From his confession on this thread, he sounds like Judas who betrayed Jesus and started seeing things. Hope Jayon is not going crazy, cos I've not seen where lying on the internet gives one unnecessary nitemares.

@Debosky and Ikamefa


I wanted to use that SENAT thread against him but u'll realise he set up that thread beforehis one


so ybe, him never commit sin yet

Forgiven, brother mine

hmmmm,i think the wannabes plenty die on this site.
anyways i aint offended but i think u need more purification cos i see u are unrepentant with ur senator thread- to add to ur list for ur purification---
---a one-eyed goat
---a bow-legged lizard
---a cross-eyed bat
---the hair of an albino that survived a thunder strike
and finally
---the finger nail of the recipient of ur first lie.

this rites is to be done in camera.pls dont inform anybody.

OMG . . .jayon i can't believe

seun001:

hmmmm,i think the wannabes plenty die on this site.
anyways i aint offended but i think u need more purification because i see u are unrepentant with your senator thread- to add to your list for your purification---
---a one-eyed goat
---a bow-legged lizard
---a cross-eyed bat
---the hair of an albino that survived a thunder strike
and finally---the finger nail of the recipient of your first lie.

this rites is to be done in camera.please don't inform anybody.

Is this a way of telling the guy that his sins are [i]un[/i]forgivable

Uche2nna:

Is this a way of telling the guy that his sins are [i]un[/i]forgivable

if he cant get it,there's the option of

thnkx ya all am a new creature will be good now

jayon:

thnkx ya all am a new creature will be good now

we'll see abt that hmm!cuz u know twasnt easy for the set of sacrifices u did.pls dont lets order for anoda one.ehn.GOD bless u,my pikin

seun001:

we'll see about that hmm!because u know twasnt easy for the set of sacrifices u did.please don't lets order for another one.ehn.GOD bless u,my pikin

old man left the poor boy alone buko

seun dear whats up?i tot you got scared oooooooo.

ifyalways:

old man left the poor boy alone buko

seun dear whats up?i tot you got scared oooooooo.

scare wetin,no way ooo!bin hollaing back na

jayon not only did you lie for reasons best known to you but you also tried to dent 2face's image by claiming he stole your song which is a very strong accusation,i actually believed you at first but later realised i was very stupid to have believed you,so you should seek apology from 2face fans and also 2face himself.

Evangelist Jayon,

To God be the glory, i knew right from the start you were a blatant liar and i did not let you rest. Remember how we exchanged words on this particular thread https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-84238.0.html  and that was because i had been following you on this forum.But thank God you have repented, even our God in heaven forgives greater sins so its ok, guess you were living in a world of fantasy.
But please note that if everyone is fake here, this forum wont be what it is and i can assure you that you will enjoy this forum more when you are real with yourself.

Seun i think this thread should go to the home page to teach other liars on nairaland a lesson.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! This guy deserves an award!!!!!!!!!

Jayon how about changing the Pix in your profile? If you are truly born-again now, you ought to remove that b/cos it dosen't speak well of the new image/person you are claiming to be.

yea am gonna change it right away, @shiznit dem no gimmie award oooh

wonders dey! hmmmmmmmmm

y'all believe this lying sonofabitch abi

imagine the guy still opened a thread on new year day just to threaten me
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-103045.0.html

this guy is a leopard dat cant change its spots

Jayon. [b]J[/b]ust-[b]A[/b]nother-[b]Y[/b]eyeman-[b]O[/b]n-[b]N[/b]airaland

This dude cracked me up everytime I read his post.I have nothing against you,I just feel it's not ideal to toy with people's feelings.However I enjoy your eccentricity and desperate seek for attention.

tosinadeda:

y'all believe this lying sonofabitch abi

imagine the guy still opened a thread on new year day just to threaten me
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-103045.0.html

this guy is a leopard that can't change its spots

Ode buruku, is there no difference between jorgan and jayon, who are u that i will wish u happy newyear,

   

something's weird here.



anyway, if forgiveness will help your peace of mind, then consider yourself forgiven, I guess.

Hey 4get about my picture its really does not tell whoI really I am . You must be wondering who I am. I am like any good guy you meet, fall inlove with, or have fun with. call me Busayo beacause thats my name. Girls call me shooter,Naker or pounder. Guys call me specail. Well I am cool, caring, nice and attractive as people say. If you have me this is a warning. DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. Beacause I will always make you happy. You wanna know me better, why don't you give me a call on 07030069799.

@Jayon
the first thing is forgiving ur self. No one has done less than u did. Even ppl saying they can't believe u could act such.

All the same, i am afraid of all this abroad people. Naija na ma home