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Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:47pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
I joined the police at the age of 19. Though i didnt have the best of results, my uncle was a top-notch so he fixed me. i started as a corporal. i enjoyed for a while through incentives and bribes(u know how i mean ) until this woman came to report of her husband beating her up. in fact after hearing her lamentations i boiled up since i hated men that abuse women. So my boss sent me and my colleague issifu to go and arrest the man for questioning. soon we were at the premises and the sight of the husband sent shivers under my spine immediately. issifu had the handcuff, so he stepped forward to arrest the man.the man was huuuuuuuuuuuuuge! tall and fat!!!very well built, chei.Issifu in front of him was like David and Goliath.so Issifu stepped forward then i heard "paw!!!, paw!!!" issifu took two slaps and was down. i blinked several times panting, looked left, looked right, jumped over the wall and. . , . took to my heels!!! i resigned that very day!!!! |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by oderemo(m): 8:02pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
look i will give to you man, you a damn resourceful person. but i still hate you. njpc for lyf. |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by PoloYoung(m): 8:15pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
Men dis thing nor make brain now u know now |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
Bin u no even try for dis joke oh! Smh |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by bunmioguns(m): 5:32am On Mar 06, 2012 |
LOL. . . . .ignore all haters BIN. . . . Nice Joke |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by Ruqaya(f): 1:01pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
Hahhhhhhhs dhraaaaaie hhhaaaaarzh hhey bhhhhhreeeeeeehhhrrrrrd |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by bunmioguns(m): 1:14pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
shey na human being be d poster above me |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by dani1luv: 1:28pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
whats this? |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by bingbagbo(m): 7:08pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
^^^ are u asking me |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by sutoboy(m): 1:48pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
na u dey disgrace Naija police abi? ole oshi! |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by bingbagbo(m): 2:00pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
^^^^ NEVER argue with a madman, people may not know the difference!!! |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by Lucario007(m): 7:54pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
^^^ For once, one of you jokes made me laugh out loud. Hmm, nice try. |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by Nobody: 7:55pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
. |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by Harbb: 12:03am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Funny |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by Toygod(m): 3:09am On Mar 08, 2012 |
mstchewwwwwwwwwww |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by PoloYoung(m): 6:49am On Sep 12, 2012 |
Useless writting just as useless writter |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by odizzy: 7:08am On Sep 12, 2012 |
Lucario007: ^^^ For once, one of you jokes made me laugh out loud. Hmm, nice try.if dis borin stori can mek u laugh, daz means if i delay u 4 appointment u fit dey laugh 4 wia u dey |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by tayoast(m): 7:59am On Sep 12, 2012 |
*yawns* |
Re: Why I Left The 9ja Police Service- - -projan by larride(m): 9:36am On Sep 12, 2012 |
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