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Best Joke Competition by sniperwolf(m): 8:54am On Oct 26, 2007 |
I saw this joke on my inbox and decided to share it here, Enjoy BEST JOKE COMPETITION A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain |
Re: Best Joke Competition by tessybaby(f): 8:58am On Oct 26, 2007 |
hmmm |
Re: Best Joke Competition by ituen(m): 9:11am On Oct 26, 2007 |
i like that |
Re: Best Joke Competition by Nobody: 9:12am On Oct 26, 2007 |
ah very funny ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by Aiphie(f): 11:15am On Oct 26, 2007 |
LoL All 'ese' and all 'berg' are the same abi? ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by iwajay(m): 11:18am On Oct 26, 2007 |
all join ![]() ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by kronkykay(m): 11:45am On Oct 26, 2007 |
nice but seen it before |
Re: Best Joke Competition by Nobody: 4:28pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
@kronkykay can you pls remove that pic on your profile it's damn disgusting ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by topeteadr(m): 4:41pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Best Joke Competition by clemcykul(f): 3:38pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
buhahahhahaa hey poster uve just made my day ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() wats ur no ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by showbobo(m): 3:45pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
you mean his cell number ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by Migines(m): 7:43am On Oct 31, 2007 |
Man! Lol |
Re: Best Joke Competition by ximo(m): 4:58pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
That was a nice one keep it up. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by sicky(f): 5:36pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
you no try at all! especially that your picture and your long tie also ur face need some bleechin e too black. d joke try only small even u sef know that is y u had to explain dat it won best joke and i m sure the selection was done by blondes |
Re: Best Joke Competition by Naijagurly(f): 11:51pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
keep moving |
Re: Best Joke Competition by RichDad1(m): 1:25am On Nov 14, 2007 |
sicky:Post your own ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
please tell him again ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Best Joke Competition by finekid(m): 11:43am On Nov 17, 2007 |
. . . ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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