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Best Joke Competition by sniperwolf(m): 8:54am On Oct 26, 2007
I saw this joke on my inbox and decided to share it here, Enjoy

BEST JOKE COMPETITION


A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night

and

he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.





Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."





The astonished Chinese man replied,

"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,

it was the Japanese".





"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.





In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."





The Chinese replies,

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."





This particular joke won an award for the best joke

in a competition organized in Britain
Re: Best Joke Competition by tessybaby(f): 8:58am On Oct 26, 2007
hmmm
Re: Best Joke Competition by ituen(m): 9:11am On Oct 26, 2007
i like that
Re: Best Joke Competition by Nobody: 9:12am On Oct 26, 2007
ah very funny  grin
Re: Best Joke Competition by Aiphie(f): 11:15am On Oct 26, 2007
LoL
All 'ese' and all 'berg' are the same abi? grin
Re: Best Joke Competition by iwajay(m): 11:18am On Oct 26, 2007
all join grin cheesy nice one
Re: Best Joke Competition by kronkykay(m): 11:45am On Oct 26, 2007
nice but seen it before
Re: Best Joke Competition by Nobody: 4:28pm On Oct 26, 2007
@kronkykay
can you pls remove that pic on your profile
it's damn disgusting  grin
Re: Best Joke Competition by topeteadr(m): 4:41pm On Oct 26, 2007
Lol
Re: Best Joke Competition by clemcykul(f): 3:38pm On Oct 27, 2007
buhahahhahaa hey poster uve just made my day grin grin grin grin grin grin

wats ur no
Re: Best Joke Competition by showbobo(m): 3:45pm On Oct 27, 2007
you mean his cell number *this guy is lucky oo,he be like say me sef go find one joke post to get attention like this o*
Re: Best Joke Competition by Migines(m): 7:43am On Oct 31, 2007
Man! Lol
Re: Best Joke Competition by ximo(m): 4:58pm On Nov 13, 2007
That was a nice one keep it up. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Best Joke Competition by sicky(f): 5:36pm On Nov 13, 2007
you no try at all! especially that your picture and your long tie also ur face need some bleechin e too black. d joke try only small even u sef know that is y u had to explain dat it won best joke and i m sure the selection was done by blondes
Re: Best Joke Competition by Naijagurly(f): 11:51pm On Nov 13, 2007
keep moving
Re: Best Joke Competition by RichDad1(m): 1:25am On Nov 14, 2007
sicky:

you no try at all! especially that your picture and your long tie also your face need some bleechin e too black. d joke try only small even u sef know that is y u had to explain that it won best joke and i m sure the selection was done by blondes
Post your own sad sad sad sad sad
Re: Best Joke Competition by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Nov 14, 2007
please tell him again grin grin grin grin
Re: Best Joke Competition by finekid(m): 11:43am On Nov 17, 2007
. . . grin grin grin

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