The Followers

Timmy was a five-year-old boy. When he started Kindergarten, his mother was concerned about him walking to school alone. She started walking him to school, but one day, Timmy said, "None of the big boys have their mom walking them to school. I want to be like them."

His mother was prepared with a plan. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, to follow her son surreptitiously to school, at a distance where he would not likely notice, but close enough to keep a watch on him.

Mrs. Goodnest said, "Sure! I'm up early with my toddler Marcy and it'll be a good way for us to get some exercise."

The next school day, the neighbor and her daughter set out behind Timmy as he walked to school with another boy. She did this for the whole week. As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's friend noticed the lady following them. Finally, he asked Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us? Do you know her?"

Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."

"Well, who is she?"

"Shirley Goodnest."

"Who the heck is she and why is she following us?"

"Well, my mom worries about me a lot and every night, she makes me say the 23 Psalm. And the Psalm says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life,' so I guess I'll just have to get used to it."

*looks puzzled*

got me in stitches

*thunderous applause *

Wait, where is the joke. Can't seem to find it.

Wait, where is the joke. Can't seem to find it.

tope, read the joke again, letter for letter

Naijagurly has beaten tdear.

Na them know where them chop 2day

[quote\'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life,' \quote]

pure stupidity.

^{*No be everybody wey get eyes dey take am see,and no be all wey fit read dey understand*}

anyway,Nice One bro

I think some people are looking for serious trouble.

naughty boy

*stares*

*screams and scares the starer the stared at runs for cover