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Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by anguskelly: 2:42pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world. 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. Adele @officialadele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo. Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males. The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in London. Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world. Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap. Beware of Edo girls. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair. Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while having sex. Ibo girls are stingy and greedy. Fulani girls have the longest tongue. PH girls like it in the A** There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria. Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa. Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in the country. 4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy. Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy. Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia. China's best market is Nigeria. A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150 billion. An average Ibo man can smell money 100 meters away. Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?" Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, only to spend it all during xmas n New Year. |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Emeka72(m): 10:23am On Mar 08, 2012 |
- 9geria is a very wonderful country. - 9geria is the most interesting country to live in. - 9gerians are the most corrupt in the universe (that is why a 9gerian can not be allowed to officiate as a referee in any international competition because if they are allowed, they can sell the match). 1 Like |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by ibrahim2032: 3:41pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
70% of nigerian youths on facebook are C.E.O's and MDs 2 Likes |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Freiburger(m): 8:29am On Jul 10, 2014 |
ibrahim2032: 70% of nigerian youths on facebook are C.E.O's and MDs |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by iheanyi40(m): 8:35am On Jul 10, 2014 |
ibrahim2032: 70% of nigerian youths on facebook are C.E.O's and MDslike seriously |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by iheanyi40(m): 8:35am On Jul 10, 2014 |
ibrahim2032: 70% of nigerian youths on facebook are C.E.O's and MDs |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Blessedwhite(m): 12:04pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Emeka72: - 9geria is a very wonderful country.fifa are racist and there re no africa referee in their list |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by Idiataqueen(f): 9:47am On Feb 19, 2015 |
Wenti edo galz do u abeg o |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by stuff46(m): 10:16am On Feb 19, 2015 |
Idiataqueen: lol |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by dscript: 7:04am On Feb 20, 2015 |
ibrahim2032:lol tru talk |
Re: Crazily Funny Facts About Nigeria by youtuberoline: 2:12am On Mar 10, 2015 |
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